I'm not saying you're the Uber whiny, 72 gender, glitter farting, dildo slinging, unicorn horn sitting, do-nothing-bitch, feaux intellectual, self loathing, self pitying, handout taking, entitled, cunt bag type.
But you are as far left as you can get while floating between the fringes of reality and firmly planted in it.
I say fringes because you see a vast chasm between the left and right that isn't there, and you debate from emotion often. Most of the time you're On it even if we disagree. We will most likely never share a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle together, but I don't disapprove of your very existence like I used to, and still do for Blots and PhilElliot.
You're much harder to pin down. One minute I like you, and the next I grab my flashlight and boots to help you find the mind you lost imo.
I would say on the spectrum from Rush Limbaugh to Blots you're a Whoopi Goldberg.