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  1. SOURCE: That Videogame Blog
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    FSUBlart

    So let me get this straight...you found my Facebook page (congrats, Kojak) took a head shot of me and Photoshop it and claim some kind of victory? First of all, how do you make all these assumption based on my appearance? Especially when I'm all you you, Zack especially, probably make Brad Pitt puke with jealousy over how sexy you are. - There's nothing on my page that indicates anything about my profession. So if you wanna make some fucking stupid claims based on what? Me looking younger than 33? Wearing glasses? OK. Have it it. Have a good laugh. The fuck do I care. - And lastly, what's this even about? I mean for fucking real. You just wake up one day and decide that you just HAD to look for ME on Facebook and make a giant deal about....what, exactly? You're life suck that bad you decided to go through the effort to search for me on Facebook? My settings aren't private, fuckwad, because I don't give a shit. I have nothing to hide. So congrats to you for whatever the blue fuck you wanted to accomplish with this. I don't have to defend myself for anything. In fact, tell ya what boys. Wanna know about me? Feel free to call the Framingham Police Department. Officer Stoesz. Badge #3767. You wanna know so fucking bad, give them a call. Or, you can lulz at Zack and his pathetic no-life ass and his photoshop skills. I've seen some pretty pathetic shit on this site, but this sets the bar impossibly high. What possess somebody to hate-stalk somebody off a fucking FOOTBALL FORUM other than being the epitome of a pathetic loser? Last I checked this was a place we can all come to talk football. Yeah, we get on each others nerves and call each other names and shit, but seriously? I hate some of you and some of you obviously hate me, but I tend to believe that shit stays on the forum and nobody is obessing about anyone else here when they leave the site. Clearly, I was wrong on one account. I haven't been here in about two weeks and Zacky boy just wakes up one day and decides "I hate that Jason guy so much I need to scour the Internets and find him and then paste his head on a picture so that people at TGP with share some lol's with me." *slow clap* Bravo, sir. You obviously feel tremendously pleased with yourself. But like I said....think I'm not a cop? Here ya go. Call and see for yourself.Officer Jason Stoesz. Badge #3767. Or laugh it up with Zack. I don't give a shit which. Feel free to drop by my Facebook page too, if you're so inclined. See what shocking details Zack has conjured up with his online sleuthing that I tried so hard to hide. BTW...I was a security guard. I have no shame in that. Made some decent money and made some friends and contacts in important places which eventually helped me become a police officer. So laugh at that too, if you want. See ya, FSUViking/FSUPatriot/ Jason Stoesz.....whatever you want to call me.
  3. Naughty boy! Second degree battery. What kind of fucking coward pussy kicks a man in the head when a bunch of your equally cowardly pussy buddies have already beat him to the ground?
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    Bill Belichick: A Football Life

    Just saw the promo on NFLN as I clicked the thread....lol. Looks like must-see appointment viewing.
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    LSU suspends Jordan Jefferson indefinitely

    Kirk Herbstreit is among the very best at what he does, regardless of the sport and I'll have words with any man who says different. Corso is a sideshow clown. If they need a third man, get rid of Howard and, as much as I can't fucking stand the asshole, replace him with Mark May.
  6. 9-11 First Responders Not Invited to 10th Anniversary Ceremony at Ground Zero. No room? Well FUCKING MAKE ROOM. There's no excuse, explanation, or reason for this. None. :thththblowup:
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    'Hawkeye' guards his owner one last time

    CFT Shit still gets me fucking emotional whenever I see or hear about it. Not just the dog either....can we bring these boys home already? How many more have to die for a war that no longer makes any sense and has no purpose?
  8. If somebody started some shit at Five Guys, I'd step in too. That's some good eatin and I don't need fuckers messin up my dinner.
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    Matt Ryan vs Peyton Manning

    Can i just say how much I fucking despise these asinine "vs" threads?
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    Georgia Pro-Combat uniforms

    A buddy of mine I went to high school with works for Nike and is one of the lead designers for the Pro Combat series that teams have been wearing the last couple years. Teams announced for 2011 are: Army, Navy, Michigan State, Ohio State, Georgia, LSU, Stanford, Oregon. Here's a sneak peak at what Georgia's will look like: The white helmets are pretty sweet.
  11. Yeah, and NYPD and FDNY can say "hey....you didn't invite us to come rescue you."
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    Colts sign retired Kerry Collins

    Jesus, Collins? They could have at least called Grandpa Brent. Or shit...take a troupe into the mountains of Montana or wherever and spend a day or two looking for Jake Plummer.
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    'Hawkeye' guards his owner one last time

    Not gonna lie....cried like a motherfucker when I read that story and saw the picture.
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    Vikings sign DE Stylez G. White

    They signed a porn star?
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    Committee on Infractions headed to Miami

    14 current players possibly ineligible due to possible connections to Shapiro
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    AP Pre-Season Poll

    #1 1,464 #2 1,439 #3 1,330 #4 1,286 #5 1,200 #6 1,168 #7 1,091 #8 965 #9 955 #10 910 #11 900 #12 848 #13 821 #14 690 #15 686 #16 530 #17 519 #18 443 #19 396 #20 361 #21 258 #22 228 #23 219 #24 207 #25 160
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    Georgia Pro-Combat uniforms

    Superstition being what is, Jimbo doesn't like to wear them because they are 0-3 in them (0-2 vs Boston College of all teams, too).
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    What was the last movie you watched?

    Saw Conan today. Give it a C+. THE BAD - Weak dialog. Most lines were one or two lines - Too many cliche moments. - 99% of the cast mailed it in and was just there for the paycheck THE GOOD - Jason Mamoa is a complete badass. - Great battle scenes - Some nice homages to the original I only paid $6 for the matinee so I guess I can't complain too much. It's certainly worth getting on DVD when it comes out.
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    Larry Fitzgerald signs mega extension

    Between Fitz and Kolb, will they even have money to pay the rest of the 53-man roster? Wow.....
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    Tebow officially demoted to third string

    Jesus threw away his Tim Tebow pajamas in disgust.
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    Claudia Sampedro

    Snookie, J-Woww, all the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, the cast of the Hills, and every no-talent cum bucket fucking waste of space MTV-created "faux" celebrity needs to die in a grease fire.
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    Vikings Never Even Tried To Retain WR Rice

    That is a COMPLETE lie. These comments have been all over Twin Cities media outlets and many sources have said the Vikings offered him a deal around $15M. Why would you pay a guy who's never healthy $41M to play WR with Tarvaris fucking Jackson? Enjoy Jackson & Rice because we sure do love Hutchinson. :beerchug2:
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    Committee on Infractions headed to Miami

    Probably not, but I bet they come real, real close. A bowl ban that lasts anywhere from 3-5 years....50-60 scholarships lost...and the residual effects will last for many years beyond that. Miami will soon be the team we see playing on ESPN-2 on a Tuesday Night vs Florida International. For all the "swagger" they like to boast about, the team is pretty irrelevant. Unless FSU or Va Tech is playing them, there's usually more people on the sidelines of a Miami game then there are in the stands. It seriously might be another 15-20 years before we see Miami even as a Top 25 program again.
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    Committee on Infractions headed to Miami

    Show me another school in the last 30 years that has even been accused of anything close to this. Miami has trumped every NCAA investigation combined just with this Yahoo piece. The only thing you can even compare it to is SMU. USC/Reggie Bush or Auburn/Cam Newton isn't even a drop in the cheating bucket when compared to all this. And, yes....probably 95% of programs are involved in some form of cheating or bending of the rules. But no institution flaunts it and flat out celebrates it like Miami does, and HAS for over 25 years. This is all part of the fucking moronic U "swagger." USC, Ohio State, Auburn, FSU....they all at least try and hide it. Miami puts it right out there in front of God and everybody to see and they don't give a fuck. That alone is why the NCAA is going to put on the sandpaper condom and bend them over. I think it says a lot when Vilma and Antrelle Rolle don't even try and deny anything, they just say it's "not relevant right now.' What the fuck does that even mean? I've heard of a non-denial denial before, but this is just.....dumb. There's probably nothing in the world sports MORE relevant....RIGHT NOW....then this story and their names in it.
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