NaTaS
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Who is your Fucktard of the Year Nomination?
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Just asked my barber for a Justin Bieber style haircut...
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How do you tell the differences between an oral and rectal thermometer?
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1991 was 20 years ago. Let that sink in for a little while.
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Really looking forward to Josh Gordon coming back.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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I hate Jake Delhomme.
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Why the fuck can't people show up for class on time?
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When Miami and tOSU play, they should call it the Ineligabowl. -See this on Twitter today
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Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger. Mushroom, mushroom!
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Browns WR Josh Gordon is the 1st rookie to record 3 straight games with a TD catch of at least 30 yards since Randy Moss in 1998
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Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions. You see, it's the principal. There's principalities in the whole thing.
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Remember back when you were a kid, and you thought there were actually people that knew what this thing we call “life” was really all about? Remember when you thought there really were “grown ups?” Then, all of a sudden one day you become a “grown up” yourself and the terrifying revelation occurs to you that there really are no “grown ups,” just kids that got old and had kids of their own, and no one really knows what the fuck is going on.
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“I don’t count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting. That is when I start counting, because then it really counts. That’s what makes you a champion.” - Muhammad Ali
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This mystical world is called The Gridiron Palace, a place where people hide their small dicks by showing off their even smaller epeens
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"Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." -Tyrion Lannister
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Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt.
