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  1. I am the most humble man in the world.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      Oh yeah? I have won awards for my humbleness, they are on display right as you walk in the front door to my house.

       

  2. If breastfeeding is legal than so should public nudity.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      I don't know...there are more people out in public that need to keep their clothes ON than I think should take them off... The ones who would be willing to walk around naked are not the ones you want to see naked. Just look at nearly any "nudist resort" and you will see what I mean.

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  3. The silence from the Seahawks fans at the gym is almost deafening.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      lol. Much appreciated. I was at church, but constantly checking the score...it was hard to stay quiet.

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  4. Seahawks hype train goin cray cray...

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      Living in Seattle is kinda crazy. It was really rough for me, being a Redskins fan.

  5. Just found out that my mom has stage 1 breast cancer. Feeling really numb and quite upset, as should be expected.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      She beat Ovarian Cancer when she was 28, so she is positive that she will beat this. But my mom is the most optimistic person on the planet. I am trying to stay positive for her, but it is tough. I already lost one mother in my life time, I am scared to lose a second.

       

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  6. Been catching a lot of shit for wearing my Redskins gear at work. These Seattle fans are fucking crazy.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      I tell them every time, I was born in DC, raised in the DC area, I will not abandon my team just because I live on the other side of the nation. I have been, and always will be, a Redskins fan.

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  7. Thankfully RGIII doesn't appear to have any amjor damage to his knee.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      And yes, "amjor" is a word...one that I made up.

       

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  8. I just realized that if I get into the Navy, iam going to in fucking boot camp for the first month and a half of the NFL season. I won't get to see how good (or bad) RGIII is until late October. Kind of shitty.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      At this point, I will be lucky to leave by August. I have to leave by August 16th, my 34th birthday, though.

       

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  9. If I raped your mother...would you care?

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      Seeing as my mom has been dead for 26 years...no, not really.

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  10. Tryin' to imagine"No NFL Football for 2011.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      Don't imagine the unimaginable, that may make it a possibility.

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  11. 1991 was 20 years ago. Let that sink in for a little while.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      I was in fucking middle school in 1991. A year from high school. God damn, that was a long time ago.

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  12. 1991 was 20 years ago. Let that sink in for a little while.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      I was in fucking middle school in 1991. A year from high school. God damn, that was a long time ago.

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  13. ROT IN HELL, OSAMA!

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      Hell is too good for that f'ing thing.

  14. Anyone else hear about the government ban on internet poker?

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      My younger brother is PISSED. He made his living playing online poker. He was damn good and made seomthing like 5K per week.

       

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  15. Anyone else hear about the government ban on internet poker?

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      My younger brother is PISSED. He made his living playing online poker. He was damn good and made seomthing like 5K per week.

       

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  16. How do you tell the differences between an oral and rectal thermometer?

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      One smells like shit, the other like cookies?

       

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  17. I heard Glenn Beck might not get renewed by Fox...where will we get our crazy conspiracies from now?!?!?

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      Do not toy with my fucking emotions. Seriously, I cannot handle the strain. Of course, what is likely to happen is he will get picked up by some radio station.

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  18. I heard Glenn Beck might not get renewed by Fox...where will we get our crazy conspiracies from now?!?!?

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      Do not toy with my fucking emotions. Seriously, I cannot handle the strain. Of course, what is likely to happen is he will get picked up by some radio station.

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  19. Where the fuck are you spring?

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      Spring is alive and well here in South Carolina.

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  20. Where the fuck are you spring?

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      Spring is alive and well here in South Carolina.

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  21. I will be burning a Bible in my yard on Easter Sunday 2011. Seriously.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      I only want to do it so that the idiot in Florida can hate atheists too, and try to find one of our holy books to burn.

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  22. I like, big BUTTS and I can not lie....

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      I am sure you can lie,. you just choose not to.

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