Duck Fallas
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The silence from the Seahawks fans at the gym is almost deafening.
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Just found out that my mom has stage 1 breast cancer. Feeling really numb and quite upset, as should be expected.
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Been catching a lot of shit for wearing my Redskins gear at work. These Seattle fans are fucking crazy.
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I keep hearing a train go by my work (tracks are less than 300 feet from front door), I look up and see there is nothig there. I think I may be losing my mind.
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Thankfully RGIII doesn't appear to have any amjor damage to his knee.
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RG3 looked pretty good for the very short time he was on the field against the Bills.
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I just realized that if I get into the Navy, iam going to in fucking boot camp for the first month and a half of the NFL season. I won't get to see how good (or bad) RGIII is until late October. Kind of shitty.
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They say that idle hands are the devils playground....my idle hands decided that it would be fun to see how well my ex's Hair Removal lotion would work on my chest.
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There isn't much worse than having to take a shit right after you get out of the shower.
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Moving to Seattle Wednesday. Time to see how it is to live on the West Coast. It'll be nice to mostly start my life again.
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I somehow managed to fuck up a realationship with a woman without even taking her out for the first date. That is how fucking awesome I can fail.
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Chasing a hyperactive 9 year old and her 2 year old sister is enough to kill a man. Gotta love 'em, though.
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Chasing a hyperactive 9 year old and her 2 year old sister is enough to kill a man. Gotta love 'em, though.
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For some reason, there is a funky smell emeating from my bathroom. My guest bathroom, that is almost never used. I am wary of investigating.
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For some reason, there is a funky smell emeating from my bathroom. My guest bathroom, that is almost never used. I am wary of investigating.
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That fucker bin Laden is DEAD. Killed by the US military. I wonder how he must have felt as the bullet pierced his fucking head. Good riddance.
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The White House released Obama's FULL birth certificate...time for people to start calling it fake.
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The White House released Obama's FULL birth certificate...time for people to start calling it fake.