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  1. The silence from the Seahawks fans at the gym is almost deafening.

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    2. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      lol. Much appreciated. I was at church, but constantly checking the score...it was hard to stay quiet.

    3. Bay
    4. ATL_Predator
  2. Just found out that my mom has stage 1 breast cancer. Feeling really numb and quite upset, as should be expected.

    1. Sarge

      Sarge

      I'm sorry to hear that, Anthony. Thoughts and prayers to you and your family during this difficult time.

    2. CampinWithaMissingPerson

      CampinWithaMissingPerson

      Keep things positive, I know three different women that beat it by keeping positive.

    3. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      She beat Ovarian Cancer when she was 28, so she is positive that she will beat this. But my mom is the most optimistic person on the planet. I am trying to stay positive for her, but it is tough. I already lost one mother in my life time, I am scared to lose a second.

       

  3. I wonder how much differently the game today would have been had RG3 been at 100%...

  4. Been catching a lot of shit for wearing my Redskins gear at work. These Seattle fans are fucking crazy.

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    2. ATL_Predator

      ATL_Predator

      Fuck them until they love you.

    3. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      I tell them every time, I was born in DC, raised in the DC area, I will not abandon my team just because I live on the other side of the nation. I have been, and always will be, a Redskins fan.

    4. Bay

      Bay

      *hi-five*

  5. I keep hearing a train go by my work (tracks are less than 300 feet from front door), I look up and see there is nothig there. I think I may be losing my mind.

    1. ATL_Predator

      ATL_Predator

      Just the noise you hear when I make a girl orgasm.

  6. Thankfully RGIII doesn't appear to have any amjor damage to his knee.

    1. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      And yes, "amjor" is a word...one that I made up.

       

    2. Vin

      Vin

      Always good when players can avoid ersious injuries.

    3. Bay

      Bay

      Good to see he's not seriously hurt.

  7. RG3 looked pretty good for the very short time he was on the field against the Bills.

    1. Bay

      Bay

      Didn't see much, but i like the decision making of this young man.

    2. BC

      BC

      whipper snapper can play

  8. I just realized that if I get into the Navy, iam going to in fucking boot camp for the first month and a half of the NFL season. I won't get to see how good (or bad) RGIII is until late October. Kind of shitty.

    1. Doc Holliday904

      Doc Holliday904

      Lol I graduated boot camp in August just in time!

    2. Duck Fallas

      Duck Fallas

      At this point, I will be lucky to leave by August. I have to leave by August 16th, my 34th birthday, though.

       

    3. Don Julio
  9. I farted so loud that it hurt my ass cheeks.

    1. Vin

      Vin

      Congratulations.

    2. Sarge

      Sarge

      Lmfao.

       

    3. Plax 4 Prez

      Plax 4 Prez

      hahahahahhahaha

  10. They say that idle hands are the devils playground....my idle hands decided that it would be fun to see how well my ex's Hair Removal lotion would work on my chest.

  11. There isn't much worse than having to take a shit right after you get out of the shower.

  12. Moving to Seattle Wednesday. Time to see how it is to live on the West Coast. It'll be nice to mostly start my life again.

    1. Zack_of_Steel

      Zack_of_Steel

      I've always thought Seattle would be a sweet place to live. Good luck, man. How often will you get to see your girls after the move?

       

    2. Maverick

      Maverick

      I thought you already moved to the West Coast, Anthony?

    3. Favre4Ever

      Favre4Ever

      I'd love to move to Seattle... But the first thing I thought of was what Zack brought up.. I am sure your girls are going to miss you tremendously. After my parents divorced, my Dad moved to Minnesota and I hardly see or know who he is.

  13. I am man enough to drink pink lemonade out of a purple goblet. Are you?

  14. I am man enough to drink pink lemonade out of a purple goblet. Are you?

  15. I somehow managed to fuck up a realationship with a woman without even taking her out for the first date. That is how fucking awesome I can fail.

  16. I saw group of male ducks essentially gang rape a female. It was disturbing.

  17. Chasing a hyperactive 9 year old and her 2 year old sister is enough to kill a man. Gotta love 'em, though.

  18. Chasing a hyperactive 9 year old and her 2 year old sister is enough to kill a man. Gotta love 'em, though.

  19. BOLO: carnivorous, canabalistic chickens.

  20. For some reason, there is a funky smell emeating from my bathroom. My guest bathroom, that is almost never used. I am wary of investigating.

  21. For some reason, there is a funky smell emeating from my bathroom. My guest bathroom, that is almost never used. I am wary of investigating.

  22. That fucker bin Laden is DEAD. Killed by the US military. I wonder how he must have felt as the bullet pierced his fucking head. Good riddance.

  23. I knda wish my voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.

  24. The White House released Obama's FULL birth certificate...time for people to start calling it fake.

  25. The White House released Obama's FULL birth certificate...time for people to start calling it fake.

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