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FartWaffles

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  1. Week 1: TC's fuck you to the Giants Week 2: Fuck you to the patriots. Wave of momentum to a 16-0 season here we come!

    1. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      ...And then you woke up. Back to reality. :lol:

  2. Dragon Quest 11 is out today, kind of wish I could skip work to binge play it.

    1. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      I'll be getting it soon! :yep:

  3. Quick thought....move the Colts to the AFC North, Cowboys to the AFC South, and Pittsburgh to the NFC East.

    1. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      You would be destroying a great rivalry between the Steelers and Ravens with that move...

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  4. Tavin Austin or Brandin Cooks? Who would you take?

    1. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      I do not trust Austin at all. Definitely go with Cooks.

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  5. Avs rule

    1. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      Crazy to think how quickly Roy has turned this team around. Glad Sacco is gone!

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  6. Missing almost all of the games this week. :(

    1. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      Yeah so did I. I worked 10-6 Sunday. Thankfully I won't be missing the Texans game.

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  7. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the geniu...

  8. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the geniu...

  9. with the 5th pick in NFL draft the Jacksonville jaguars select OLB Jarvis Jones Georgia.

    1. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      Has it already been that bad for the Jags that you're already looking forward to next year's draft?

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  10. I need to retire from fantasy football.

  11. Things aren't as pretty from the inside.

  12. Don't have a grandson with a dog collar.

  13. Detroit is no longer the most ghetto place in Michigan... YPSILANTI is, i've been here for 2 weeks and I keep hearing about so and so getting stabbed, raped, stomped out, cut up... Holy shit...

    1. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      Haha I have family that lives in Ypsi. Didn't seem so bad when I was there...

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  14. Nicki Minaj sucks dicks... both figuratively and literraly. God she's awul.

  15. The White House released Obama's FULL birth certificate...time for people to start calling it fake.

  16. Turbo Taco tine tonight!!!!

    1. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      Not sure if I can make it or not. I pulled another all-nighter last night...

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  17. LETS GO BEARS. NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

  18. my woman from tokyo she's so good to me

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