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Status Updates posted by FartWaffles
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Fuck... I'm 30.
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Crazy to think I've been a member of TGP for over four years now... Wow the time just flies by. Best forums on the internets!
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the geniu...
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You need to post more often man! How do you feel about the reunion of Randy Moss and the Vikings? I bet you're frickin' ecstatic.
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I absolutely loathe the Titans, but you are seriously one of my favorite members on this forum. Reasonable Titans fans seem few and far between, but I like that we seem to have a lot of the good ones here.
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Love the Nnamdi avatar. Best corner in the game! He even shut down my boy Andre Johnson!