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FartWaffles

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  1. Khalil Mack to the Bears? Crazy!

  2. Fuck... I'm 30. :yao:

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    2. Omerta

      Omerta

      Literally entering the best decade of life imo.

    3. Sarge

      Sarge

      I've heard that a lot. I hope its true.

    4. Zack_of_Steel
  3. Drunkeness + Jack in the Box tacos = Utopian paradise.

  4. Crazy to think I've been a member of TGP for over four years now... Wow the time just flies by. Best forums on the internets!

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    2. 56AceInDaPlace

      56AceInDaPlace

      6 for me or around that. On n off. Time does fly

    3. NaTaS

      NaTaS

      Just over 6 years for me. I just just before the Browns had their only winning season in forever. Seen a lot of stuff and met a lot of cool guys on here.

    4. Dutch

      Dutch

      So many oldschoolers here. Puts into perspective the history that TGP and its members have. It feels longer but it reminds me that I've only been here a year.

  5. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the geniu...

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    2. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      Saddened me very much... :(

    3. GA_Eagle

      GA_Eagle

      did it involve shorn scrotums?

    4. FartWaffles

      FartWaffles

      Did you even have to ask? Of course it did! :p

  6. Bandz a make her dance.

  7. Good to have you back man!

  8. Welcome to the boards! It's always good to see another Texans fan.

  9. BLUE is a hetero.

  10. Your sig never fails to crack me up. :thumbup:

  11. BLUE's tacos are delicious!

    1. BLUE

      BLUE

      HAHAHAHAHA

  12. Good-night, sweet prince.

  13. Does that goddess have a name?

  14. Your avatar is very distracting!

  15. Megaman 3 is awesome!

  16. You need to post more often man! How do you feel about the reunion of Randy Moss and the Vikings? I bet you're frickin' ecstatic. :p

  17. I absolutely loathe the Titans, but you are seriously one of my favorite members on this forum. Reasonable Titans fans seem few and far between, but I like that we seem to have a lot of the good ones here.

  18. BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE

  19. thanks PurpleHaze for the new sig.

  20. Love the Nnamdi avatar. Best corner in the game! He even shut down my boy Andre Johnson!

  21. Did you know if you drink a lot of blue koolaid it turns your poo green?

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