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    Question and Answer

    Here's a game I thought of. Pose a question, next poster gives an answer, regardless of whether they know the answer or not. Then they pose a new question. This thread should supply plenty of humor. I'll start us off. Does God exist? LOL, Can't resist.
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    Emo Coalition upset with the Foo Fighters

    no no...completely real.
  3. Feel free to never be taken seriously.
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    Favorite Quotes

    Beer is like duct tape. It might not fix it for good, but it'll hold up for awhile. -Me
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    Question and Answer

    Squirtile, for sure. How fun would be to be a squirrel?
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    Question and Answer

    No, but the Conservatives somehow made oil inflate drastically as soon as Bush took office. That one we can blame on them. Why do people think Dane Cook is funny?
  7. The opinion is OK, but not presented like this. A neg for you, but it's also for the nature of your post. Stop capitalizing things that don't need to be capitalized and use apostrophes where necessary. Grammatical errors up the asshole. C'mon man.
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    Question and Answer

    Life teaches us that pondering questions with no answers is a waste of time. Can you really save 15% by switching to Geico?
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    I Think These Two Just Won The Internet

    Fuckin' kittens. Box of kittens, stat!
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    Question and Answer

    I assume I'm going crazy and bury a bullet in my skull. Why do people like Radiohead?
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    Poetry Thread

    You are remarkably untalented.
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    Question and Answer

    if it's a gay fish, yes. Where do babies come from?
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    Poetry Thread

    Indeed. It's all about humility.
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    Just how bad is this QB draft class?

    I actually think this class will be one of the best in awhile. I fully expect Gabbert, Mallet, and Andy Dalton to work out within 1-2 years and possible Cam Newton as well. Greg McElroy might work out too, if he has a decent OL.
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    Poetry Thread

    I had no idea of your background, man. I hope I didn't offend you with the comments.
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    Jackson may eventually sign Austin-like deal

    Considering that Miles Austin is twice the receiver that DeSean Jackson is, it would be ridiculous to sign DeSean to this kind of money. Trust me, Philly, worry about locking up Maclin before you sign DeSean to so much that by the time Maclin's contract is up you can't pay him what he'll want.
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    Rusty Smith plans to compete in 2011

    Really? I mean, I expected him to compete for the second or third string position...
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    2011 MLB Discussion Thread

    Mornea and Mauer will dominate the Central if they stay healthy. Their supporting cast is very underrated. MANY MANY hitters in that lineup with plenty of back up wham in the dugout.
  19. The world asks PETA to stop killing so many animals during the testing they perform. Then again, most organizations are hypocritical.
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    Poetry Thread

    I just read The Rime of the Ancient Mariner (long poem set mostly on a ship) for a class. I think it'd be awesome if you extended the poem a bit and could find a way to reference the albatross. I like how it is now, but there's all kinds of ways to work on it. Good diction, Zack, I had to look up a couple words to be positive about their meaning.
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    Poetry Thread

    I need to start writing poetry again. At the moment, I'm writing short fiction for a class, but who has time to read that?
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    Poetry Thread

    Chia: I like the first poem. As far as criticisms go, I'd capitalize Devil. Also, some of the word choice could be played around with, trying to make it more poetic (diction) and increase the fluidity of the poem. The second poem has potential, but I'd play with form. Consider an Italian Sonnet (14 lines, two sections. 8-6). Through this structure, you could use the shorter piece to get to the apology and then end with that final line, as Zack suggested. It would be epic, considering that the writer could come to the conclusion that it isn't completely his fault. That'd certainly catch my attention. Look up sonnets, if you're not familiar with the term. Also, if you aren't familiar with poetic strategy and form, look up terms such as iambic pentameter and enjambment. Very useful tools when writing poetry.
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    2011 MLB Discussion Thread

    Thank you, Sarge, for being sensible enough to realize that the Twins will repeat. No way in Hell the ChiSox take the AL Central.
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    Aqib Talib in trouble with Johnny Law again

    Fuckin' hoodlums. How pathetic can these people be? Talib is a joke.
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