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Less than a week until the HoF game. The season is approaching. 6 weeks, gentlespoons. Here's to hoping there's a few less injuries in 2018-19. I sure am tired of one star after another being lost for the season each year. It wasn't this way before.

Starting to get excited about the 2018-19 season. It's refreshing to feel this way, which is what happens after somebody other than the Patriots win.

I actually don't hate that the NFL season is over.

This is going to be the longest day of the year.

Happy "let's all pretend to watch the Hall of Fame Game" day!

The Rockets are going to make me hate basketball.

We're at the local zoo on today's episode of "Keep Track of Your Fucking Kids."

Bison great Marcus Williams is now tied for the league lead in interceptions!

Chris Paul is the dirtiest player in the NBA and it is not close.

Marcus Williams with 2 picks today!

Last night, Marcus Williams recorded a first half interception, Kyle Emanuel recorded a first half sack, and John Crockett scored a touchdown for the Packers. It's only the preseason, but it was a good day to be a Bison fan!

Last night, Marcus Williams recorded a first half interception, Kyle Emanuel recorded a first half sack, and John Crockett scored a touchdown for the Packers. It's only the preseason, but it was a good day to be a Bison fan!

So our avatars will adjust when we set them? No more finding or shrinking pictures to thumbtack sizes? Nice.

Cut Munnerlyn! Cut Munnerlyn! Cut Munnerlyn! Now.

If the Houston Rockets sucked any more, the Clippers would owe them money for their services.

The Bucks don't even provide road trip condoms to their players, because they can't hit anything.

I'll check back in to UND hockey when they decide to show up when it counts.

A rockstar or an outlaw? Well, either way I've won when I walk out this door with a guitar or a gun.

I just don't understand how whistles can be swallowed on one end of the floor in a National Championship game. Can't one basketball game happen without something fishy happening?

ESPN's new format is awful. It's the Windows 8 of website formats. Not even remotely user friendly.

I want the Seahawks to repeat, but this is the first real test they've faced in months.

I'm already fucking tired of how much I'm hearing about Andrew Luck. I never thought I'd say this--go Peyton. Beat the ugly bastard with the gomer voice and pubebeard.

I am so damn glad that I'm a Vikings fan.

Sooo happy to learn that the Bengals will yet again waste our damn time by qualifying for a playoff game. Can we just give their opponent a bye? Please?

Things I'm thankful for: 1. Family. 2. Friends. 3. The TGP family that I'm proud and grateful to be a part of. 4. Katy Perry's tits.