BwareDWare94

Beer is like duct tape. Sure as hell won't fix it for good but it'll hold up for awhile.

Country Must Be Country Wide.

The world needs a drink.

So, it took until the Conference Finals for OKC to realize that they'll actually have to try to win this series?

I'll be asleep at midnight because nothing is going to happen tomorrow.

Tim O'Brien is an amazing author.

I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd.

Can you all see me? Can everybody hear me? Of course you can't, this is the internet.

Can you all see me? Can you all hear me?

I hate funerals. I don't even want to attend my own, but I'm pretty sure a couple of people will push me into it.

I once had a parrot that talked. It didn't say, "I'm hungry," so it died.

Is a shell-less turtle naked or homeless? Neither. It's just a damn cold turtle.

wanted Jason Garrett fired a month ago. Now, I'm glad he didn't go with the Marshmallow. Looks like we found us a coach!

We not mad, we bad.

So Dallas played good today? Wow, didn't see that coming with Marshmallow still coaching.

Child, please.

writing papers already