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No but I accidentally had him come on to me. I was like ffffffuck no.

Too true. Fuck Anders, but not like that.

5/10. Figures.

Gender is just a term, man. You can be anything you want to be.

8 and 9 were really surprising to me, I wouldn't have imagined McCoy in the top 10 in his rookie year, but it's positive news for the Browns.

We're going through all the teams, just in draft order.

She's much better than the women I've imagined.

Seattle Seahawks I like the Jermaine Cunningham pick considering where you got him, and Taylor Mays would not have been bad for a second day pick, but otherwise this looks like a huge group of fail. John Jerry sucked for the dolphins, Ciron Black has not even been activated for a game, and Joe McKnight has been confusing for the Jets. Doesn't practice well, so he doesn't play, but he looked decent in the last week of the year. Still, I have to say... F. Cleveland Browns Theres a lot of value here, Haden was the best pick for the Browns at 7, Gresham is worth a second rounder, Syd'Quan THompson played well as a nickel corner, Reshad Jones has a ton of potential waiting to be realized with Playing Time, and Andre Roberts made some contributions for the Cardinals. But he also picked up GMRNS Selvie, and he sucks donkey ass. B. Oakland Raiders Colt McCoy is a great pick up, and the rest of that class has a lot of potential, Trent Williams looked shaky to start the year but got better as time progressed. Eric Decker will be a monster in time, and Brian Price would be a great pick if not for his injury. Don't know if Pat Angerer is the best fit for the Raiders, but he's good value, and O'Brien Schofield is a name to look out for. This is a B or A on potential but it hasn't quite been realized yet so... C. Buffalo Bills Bryan Bulaga is a decent player, but I think you reached too far for a Right Tackle when the Bills needed a blindside guy. Getting Derek Hardman in the 7th was good value, but the rest of this draft was pretty bad, with a potential clause on Mike Neal. This is the curse of the Bills though, they never draft well. F. Jacksonville Jaguars Just how much is a franchise quarterback worth? Well I say it makes your draft at least a C, and to get the actual first overall pick at 10 is... well pretty damn good. I don't care that the rest of this draft sucked, the Jags got the most important piece filled. C.J. Wilson and Jamar Chayney are not good players, but they would provide solid depth to any roster. Myron Lewis got a small bit of work in Tampa Bay but didn't do much... um yeah. I say... B.

St. Louis Rams: Bangy drafted Clausen first overall... epic fail initiated there, but the Hernandez (auto)pick and the T.J Ward prevents a complete and total disaster. D. Detroit Lions Iupati, Suh and Javier Arenas make three really solid picks, a few of his other picks like Butler and Ben Tate have potential, but we haven't seen it yet. Riley looks to be a decent special teamer, and Tony Washington is a waste of space. Really strong draft here but it's all in the top of the draft. B. Tampa Bay Bucs McCoy, Blount, Benn, and Briscoe all ended up on the Bucs this year anyway, so congrats to the prophet. Patrick Robinson was a solid contributor in limited action for the Saints, and Greg Hardy looks like he's carrying on a strong pass rushing tradition in Carolina. A. Washington Redskins Hoss man didn't have a lot to work with, and he burned his limited draft picks on Dan LeFevour, someone who could not beat Caleb Hanie or Todd Collins out of a roster spot. Russell Okung looked good when he wasn't hurt, and Brandon LaFell showed flashes of something, but was overshadowed by fellow rookie David Gettis. D. Kansas City Chiefs Eric Berry went to the right team, good job prophet. I like the pick as well as grabbing Terrence Cody, in his limited time he showed some real strength and would be a solid anchor on a 3-4 team. Ricky Sapp broke his knee, Eric Olsen stayed backup to fellow rookie JD Walton so who knows what capabilities he has. Dorin Dickerson was a decent value pick, and Carlton Mitchell has some potential but it remains to be seen. C.

So, that .314 batting average isn't a typo huh? Care to put me back at the top of the order where my blue dong belongs?

Gonna go with one of Mikey's boys here, from Hampton University The big fat pile of Fuck you, Kenrick Ellis, NT.

basically yes. Wonderlic scores and IQ tests generally measure level of education. A couple of black guys from the south who are outstanding athletes... pretty good chance they aren't very educated. Football smarts can be learned by years of experience. A player may not be able to find the odd sentence out of a group, but able to predict the route a receiver is running? Engraved into their blood.

You don't need to be intelligent to be a football player, just a better athlete who doesn't hesitate.

Doing a real lame job so far.

It does sound like a ripoff, after reading it, but I really wonder if the NFL was expected to have profits continue to rise at 8% for a few more years, it seems like the camel would have broke it's back on the straw or something.

maybe they just answered C for all the questions? got really lazy.

Our running game sucks can we get a new one?

Too many other QB's to choose from, Newton is not the top of the class, he only has that potential to be. Also let me know if I missed anyone. Current Selections by Position: QB: 5. Cam Newton – Miami Dolphins 18. Blaine Gabbert – Washington Redskins 25. Jake Locker – Seattle Seahawks 41. Christian Ponder - Carolina Panthers 43. Ryan Mallett - Minnesota Vikings 44. Colin Kaepernick - Oakland Raiders RB: 38. Mark Ingram – New Orleans Saints 65. Mikel LeShoure – New England Patriots 66. Daniel Thomas – Cincinnati Bengals 79. Ryan Williams – Miami Dolphins 85. DeMarco Murray – Philadelphia Eagles 89. Kendall Hunter – San Diego Chargers WR: 6. A.J. Green – Cleveland Browns 10. Julio Jones – San Diego Chargers 27. Torrey Smith – Atlanta Falcons 54. Johnathan Baldwin - New England Patriots 55. Leonard Hankerson - Kansas City Chiefs 56. Randall Cobb - Washington Redskins 62. Titus Young - Chicago Bears 64. Jernel Jerrigan – Green Bay Packers 87. Tandon Doss – Indianapolis Colts 90. Edmund Gates – Baltimore Ravens TE: 47. Kyle Rudolph - St. Louis Rams 67. Luke Stocker – Denver Broncos 91. Jordan Cameron – Atlanta Falcons OT: 12. Tyron Smith – Minnesota Vikings 16. Nate Solder – Indianapolis Colts 19. Anthony Castonzo – New York Giants 21. Gabe Carimi – Kansas City Chiefs 24. Derek Sherrod – Detroit Lions 29. Ben Ijalana – Chicago Bears 68. James Carpenter – Buffalo Bills 71. Joseph Barksdale – Dallas Cowboys 78. Jason Pinkston – St. Louis Rams 88. Marcus Gilbert – Arizona Cardinals OG/C: 23. Mike Pouncey – Philadelphia Eagles 32. Stefen Wisniewski – Green Bay Packers 39. Danny Watkins – Tennessee Titans 49. Rodney Hudson - Jacksonville Jaguars 60. Marcus Cannon - Detroit Lions 75. Clint Boling – Arizona Cardinals 82. John Moffitt – Cincinnati Bengals 83. William Rackley – New York Giants 86. DeMarcus Love – Kansas City Chiefs 92. Orlando Franklin – New England Patriots DE: 4. Robert Quinn – Cincinnati Bengals 9. J.J. Watt – Dallas Cowboys 11. DaQuan Bowers – Tampa Bay Bucs 13. Ryan Kerrigan – New Orleans Saints 22. Cameron Jordan - Jacksonville Jaguars 26. Adrian Clayborn – New England Patriots 30. Muhammed Wilkerson – New York Jets 31. Cameron Heyward – Pittsburgh Steelers 37. Brooks Reed – Cleveland Browns 45. Christian Ballard - San Francisco 49ers 72. Dontay Moch – New Orleans Saints 74. Jarvis Jenkins – New England Patriots 77. Jabaal Sheard – Tennessee Titans DT: 2. Marcell Dareus – Denver Broncos 8. Nick Fairley – Tennessee Titans 20. Phil Taylor – Houston Texans 34. Marvin Austin – Buffalo Bills 36. Corey Liuget – Denver Broncos 50. Stephen Paea - Cincinnati Bengals 53. Drake Nevins - Indianapolis Colts 57. Allen Bailey - Seattle Seahawks OLB: 3. Von Miller – Buffalo Bills 15. Aldon Smith – Arizona Cardinals 28. Akeem Ayers – New England Patriots 35. Justin Houston – San Diego Chargers 42. Sam Acho - Houston Texans 48. Bruce Carter - Detroit Lions 51. Mason Foster - Tampa Bay Bucs 76. Chris Carter – San Francisco 49ers 81. Greg Jones – Oakland Raiders MLB 46. Martez Wilson - Denver Broncos 69. Quan Sturdivant – Washington Redskins CB: 1. Patrick Peterson – Carolina Panthers 7. Prince Amukamara – San Francisco 49ers 14. Jimmy Smith – St. Louis Rams 17. Brandon Harris – Baltimore Ravens 33. Ras-I Dowling – Philadelphia Eagles 52. Aaron Williams - New York Giants 59. Rashad Carmichael - Atlanta Falcons 61. Curtis Brown - Arizona Cardinals 63. Davon House - Pittsburgh Steelers 70. Johnny Patrick – Cleveland Browns 80. Brandon Burton – Jacksonville Jags FS: 40. Rahim Moore – Dallas Cowboys 58. Quinton Carter - New England Patriots 84. Deunta Williams – Houston Texans SS: 73. DeAndre McDaniel – Houston Texans

as always, in it to win it (not finish in second-last place)

When Cam Newton falls out of the first round, your mock is gonna look retarded.

Led in Homers again, noice.

Am I gonna get any other warriors besides Aveline?

Alrighty then, time to complete my secondary, you guys are fucked. SS Oj Atogwe and CB Ronald Bartell

I just realized that Merrill was from the original Dragon Age. I stole her robes.

for all of JD's bitching, he's almost tied for first now.