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Sarge

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  1. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

  2. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

  3. May stop in occasionally during the playoffs, especially if GB goes down in flames again

  4. Still cleaning up my food... when Earl Thomas popped Gronk just then I spilled it everywhere. LOB BITCH.

    1. Sarge

      Sarge

      But did you get that bug out of your 7UP yet? :smug:

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  5. Glad as all hell I DIDN'T buy tix to tonight's MSU-UMD game. :sigh: GO PSU!

  6. I just don't understand how it's possible that 31 teams are so much superior talent wise. It has to be some mathematical oddity.

    1. Sarge

      Sarge

      Even math can't overcome crippling stupidity.

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  7. Happy "let's all pretend to watch the Hall of Fame Game" day!

  8. The Rockets are going to make me hate basketball.

  9. Razor, can you teach me how to reverse jinx? will pay with sex

  10. Go Texans (this week)

    1. Sarge

      Sarge

      Actually a tie would be the best scenario.

       

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  11. Unreliable narrator is the best narrative device. Discuss.

  12. Thoughts and prayers to Graeme (ODB) who has suffered a heart attack and is currently being held in intensive care. Fight the good fight, brother!

  13. PC Users: What do you use for anti-virus protection?

    1. Sarge

      Sarge

      I haven't had any problems security wise since Windows 7 came out.

       

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  14. I have come to realize that I don't have the best sports knowledge, so I just need to keep my mouth shut. Sorry to those who I have offended.

    1. Sarge

      Sarge

      lol, nobody is offended... at least I don't think so.

       

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  15. If the Houston Rockets sucked any more, the Clippers would owe them money for their services.

    1. Sarge

      Sarge

      Que paso?

  16. One day, maybe one day, I will make it under -100 rep......

  17. One day, maybe one day, I will make it under -100 rep......

  18. [Enter something deep and philosophical here.]

    1. Sarge

      Sarge

      My name is Jerome. Can I have a slice of your doody?

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