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Anyone want to donate a kidney to Haynesworth?

If you were a match, would you?  

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  1. 1. Donate a kidney?

    • Sure, why not?
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    • Hell no!
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https://www.rotoworld.com/football/nfl/player/4872/albert-haynesworth

Former Titans and Redskins DT Albert Haynesworth posted on Instagram that his kidneys have failed him, and he is in dire need of a transplant donor.

Haynesworth badly needs someone to donate a kidney after his finally failed him on July 7. He's been battling kidney disease for a few years now, and it's just the latest in unfortunate medical events for the big man. He suffered a brain aneurysm a few years back. Haynesworth is just 38 years old and last played in 2011. It's too soon for his body to be breaking down like this. "If you are interested in giving this precious gift, please call Vanderbilt at 615-936-0695 and hit option 2," Haynesworth wrote. "GOD BLESS. Thank you for your prayers." We hope Haynesworth gets the help he badly needs.

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I feel like it needs to come from Andre Gurode, in some sort of karmic rebalancing.

Or something.

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On 7/11/2019 at 9:55 PM, Vin said:

I feel like it needs to come from Andre Gurode, in some sort of karmic rebalancing.

Or something.

Matt Schaub would be comedic genius.

Real talk though, feel bad for the dude and I hope he finds a donor for him.

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Fuck that fat cunt, he deserves this.

Nobody knows or remembers because for some reason it never gained much traction, but he ran a dude off the road and disabled him right after signing the biggest contract in NFL history. The dude was bedridden and left to fight it in court for over 2 years before Haynesworth finally settled. He literally crippled a 25 year old kid that was a fan of the team he played for by running him off the road going over 100mph in his Ferrari and then gave him the finger when he could have easily paid for his medical bills. He even admitted to the officers at the scene that the accident was his fault.

That was just his crowning achievement. He was also in court for punching a dude in a road rage incident and groping a waitress.

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Holy shit fuck this new editor
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