sweetness34 142 Posted March 16, 2011 holy tits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsrxQ72baOw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RANGA+ 1,210 Posted March 16, 2011 holy tits http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsrxQ72baOw Stupid song...but that chic is fucking fine lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLUE 1,026 Posted March 21, 2011 I need to quit smokin'.... **goes outside for a smoke** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted March 21, 2011 Bitch you also need to stop holding up the NFL Fantasy Draft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RANGA+ 1,210 Posted March 21, 2011 (edited) Awesome ad: Edited March 21, 2011 by RANGA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maverick 791 Posted March 21, 2011 Leave it to the Germans... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted March 24, 2011 Just to set this up if you can't tell from the video. Earlier in the night, the table wanted to and agreed to do a 7 2 prop bet... The only guy who refused was Chris Ferguson, and thus nobody played 7 2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLUE 1,026 Posted March 24, 2011 LMAO!!!! Matusow fail.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiLaSix9+ 398 Posted March 24, 2011 Stupid song...but that chic is fucking fine lol 4 sho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLUE 1,026 Posted March 25, 2011 (edited) This chat was from a hand in a real money tourney on Bodog I played a few years back where I crippled some dude (I originally thought I busted him, but after finding the chat on an old poker site I posted it on, I didn't.): psycho: nice river card * me: tyty psycho: make sure you suck the dealer off me: river didn't matter psycho: yeah it did me: u had A9 me: i flopped 2 pair, rivered boat me: u were behind the whole time me: go to hand history u dumb ape me: before you talk chit Couple hands later psycho gets knocked out of tourney by another player from a bad beat, so now he's pretty fired up. psycho (now an observer): mom let you kids stay up? me: go away me: and get a poker hands chart tard psycho: hey xxxxxx (psycho is referring to me) me: what psycho: ive got 8 inches of dk for your azz me: wtf me: not sure how to respond to that me: lmao psycho: u know what beats 2 pair? psycho: me beating your head in me: hahahahaha me: hilarious me: i'm dying over here me: u know you got someone mad when they threaten you with gay r ape haha other player at table talking to psycho : just leave, everyone knows u suck at poker psycho : what, you need 8 inches up your bum too? Things quiet down, 15-20 minutes later break hits us, i start talking to other players during break me: that's the 2nd psycho to snap on me this tournament me: all befor first break that's gotta be a record All of a sudden psycho reappears out of no where after being silent for 20 minutes psycho: wait till i find you me: holy chit ur still here lololololol psycho: its gonna be like the gimp from pulp fiction other player: pp u gonna go shoot up a school now? psycho : nah i'm gonna gun u down me: awesome psycho : i can flop trips and lose 65% of the time me : woohoo psycho : this site is rigged psycho : thats how they make the rake psycho : they escalate chit psycho : guys mafiaso psycho : the owner of this site psycho : hes pure mafia me : at least u learned that a full house beats middle pair right! me : u go girl! psycho exits a few minutes later for good. Edited March 25, 2011 by BLUE 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted March 25, 2011 hahahaha what the fuck is that shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted March 25, 2011 hahahaha what the fuck is that shit? You want 8 inches of dk up your bum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted March 25, 2011 No amount of donkey kong can fit up my bum, sorry to disappoint you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted March 25, 2011 HE MAD, HE MAD, HE MAD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rzb+ 367 Posted March 26, 2011 Poker commentary annoys me. Give statistics and play-by-play. No need for jokes, opinions, or acting like you're actually there. We all know they film the commentary after they pick out the better hands from the tournament. There's no reason it should be so shitty when the excitement of the huge pots is addictive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLUE 1,026 Posted April 5, 2011 NSFW language warning: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites