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From Urban Dictionary:

 

"Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis."

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F.C._Indiana_(WPSL)

 

F.C. Indiana (also known as F.C. Indiana Lionesses) is an American women’s soccer team, founded in 2000. The team is a member of the Women's Premier Soccer League. The team plays its home games at Kuntz Stadium in the city of Indianapolis, Indiana. The club's colors are red and white.

 

lmaoKuntzStadium

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ROFL Kuntz Stadium...surely that's on purpose!

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SCUM OF THE EARTH LAMAR SMITH!!!

 

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lolhorrycounty

 

 

 

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"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a grammatically valid sentence in the English language, used as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated linguistic constructs.

 

The sentence is unpunctuated and uses three different readings of the word "buffalo". In order of their first use, these are

a. the city of Buffalo, New York, United States, which is used as a noun adjunct in the sentence and is followed by the animal;

n. the noun buffalo, an animal, in the plural (equivalent to "buffaloes" or "buffalos"), in order to avoid articles;

v. the verb "buffalo" meaning to bully, confuse, deceive, or intimidate.

 

Thus, the sentence when parsed reads as a claim that bison who are intimidated or bullied by bison are themselves intimidating or bullying to bison (at least in the city of Buffalo – implicitly, Buffalo, NY):

 

[Those] (Buffalo buffalo) [whom] (Buffalo buffalo) buffalo, buffalo (Buffalo buffalo).

 

[Those] buffalo(es) from Buffalo [that are intimidated by] buffalo(es) from Buffalo intimidate buffalo(es) from Buffalo.

 

Bison from Buffalo, New York, who are intimidated by other bison in their community, also happen to intimidate other bison in their community.

 

THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloED BY buffalo FROM Buffalo, buffalo (verb) OTHER buffalo FROM Buffalo.

 

Buffalo buffalo (main clause subject) [which the] Buffalo buffalo (subordinate clause subject) buffalo (subordinate clause verb) buffalo (main clause verb) Buffalo buffalo (main clause direct object).

 

The sentence can be clarified by substituting the synonym "bison" for the animal "buffalo", "bully" for the verb "buffalo", and "New York" to refer to the state of the city Buffalo:

 

"New York bison New York bison bully bully New York bison", or:

 

"New York bison whom other New York bison bully, themselves bully New York bison".

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Come on, come on, listen to the Moneytalks!

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