Jump to content
Favre4Ever

The Return of the Randomness Thread....

Recommended Posts

I'm craving McDonald's... gonna have to get me some tomora

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

^Awful parody. They start out by saying, "when you don't have cable", whereas in the DirecTV ads they say, "when you have cable", because the point of the ad is to say that DirecTV > Cable.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Houston Rockets wikipedia page after the game:

 

rhu6iBi.jpg

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'm craving McDonald's... gonna have to get me some tomora

God I'm fat. Got 2 double cheeseburgers, 20 pieces of chicken and 2 large fries. Couldn't finish the last chicken so let the dogs split it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

I'm craving McDonald's... gonna have to get me some tomora

God I'm fat. Got 2 double cheeseburgers, 20 pieces of chicken and 2 large fries. Couldn't finish the last chicken so let the dogs split it.

 

Your gonna be taking a shit all night now. 1 double cheeseburger is enough for me and I feel like shit afterwards.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

 

I'm craving McDonald's... gonna have to get me some tomora

God I'm fat. Got 2 double cheeseburgers, 20 pieces of chicken and 2 large fries. Couldn't finish the last chicken so let the dogs split it.

 

Your gonna be taking a shit all night now. 1 double cheeseburger is enough for me and I feel like shit afterwards.

 

This was a couple days ago. Only was my usual normal post Mickey D's shit lol

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


:shifty:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Time lapses taken from my iphone dumped into MakeAGif

 

0y2NWn.gif

 

ASyW4v.gif

 

http://instagram.com/p/n2HJ59oLlF/

Edited by BC

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

alyssa-nelson-wild-kiss.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

tumblr_n5kqfm26mH1s2yegdo1_r1_400.gif

Cat destroys dog and saves kid.

  • Upvote 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Chatbox

    TGP has moved to Discord (sorta) - https://discord.gg/JkWAfU3Phm

    Load More
    You don't have permission to chat.
×