FIDDYDEUCE 81 Posted September 8, 2011 This is the best thread ever made on this website, ever. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaTaS+ 958 Posted September 8, 2011 I've called him on this several times in the past. Usually big mouth internet tough guys are just what's pictured above. Fat, bitch ass punk. (Now I sound like an internet tough guy). 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brownage 7 Posted September 8, 2011 I must've missed something.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeyDay Posted September 9, 2011 I normally dont let appearences fool me n shit, but god damn... That bitch look like he could be in the cast for the Hitch remake. Jesus, and that bih tried talkin tough to me. hahaha this man a poptart, tryna be hard on the outside but soft n chewy in the middle. He ain posted in a minute either. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socal 524 Posted September 9, 2011 Please tell me that someone else noticed the irony 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phailadelphia Posted September 9, 2011 I normally dont let appearences fool me n shit, but god damn... That bitch look like he could be in the cast for the Hitch remake. Jesus, and that bih tried talkin tough to me. hahaha this man a poptart, tryna be hard on the outside but soft n chewy in the middle. He ain posted in a minute either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteVo+ 3,702 Posted September 9, 2011 hahaha this man a poptart, tryna be hard on the outside but soft n chewy in the middle. Quote. Of. The. Year. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alu Alu 6 Posted September 9, 2011 That pic is funny, but who the hell is FSUBlart? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BucD+ 648 Posted September 9, 2011 hahaha this man a poptart, tryna be hard on the outside but soft n chewy in the middle. Oh. My. God. :rofl: As SteVo said...quote of the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted September 9, 2011 I normally dont let appearences fool me n shit, but god damn... That bitch look like he could be in the cast for the Hitch remake. Jesus, and that bih tried talkin tough to me. hahaha this man a poptart, tryna be hard on the outside but soft n chewy in the middle. He ain posted in a minute either. LMFAO! That pic is funny, but who the hell is FSUBlart? FSU_Viking is FSUBlart. It's a play off of the Paul Blart Mall Cop thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteelersNation36 128 Posted September 9, 2011 (edited) It's not as funny when he doesn't show up to try and defend himself... Edited September 9, 2011 by SteelersNation36 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badgers 380 Posted September 9, 2011 It's not as funny when he doesn't show up to try and defend himself... I'm sure he's busy plotting his revenge in the basement, while his mother is upstairs making tater tots for dinner. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alu Alu 6 Posted September 9, 2011 (edited) FSU_Viking is FSUBlart. It's a play off of the Paul Blart Mall Cop thing. Ohh ok. I haven't been on here long but I've seen him post a couple times. Like Zach said, he claimed to be cop or something on the Eli Manning thinks he better than Tom Brady thread. No fucking way that dude is a cop. Edited September 9, 2011 by Alu Alu 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteelersNation36 128 Posted September 10, 2011 Y'all better watch out, you walk up in his mall and he spots you on his segway...trouble. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WindyCitySports 407 Posted September 10, 2011 This is the best thread ever made on this website, ever. This picture could not be more perfect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RANGA+ 1,210 Posted September 10, 2011 (edited) Lmao how did I miss this... A summary of the life of FSU and his time at TGP: Edited September 10, 2011 by RANGA 20 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteVo+ 3,702 Posted September 10, 2011 This is quickly becoming one of the greatest threads of TGP history. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted September 10, 2011 LMFAO, RANGA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barracuda 629 Posted September 10, 2011 (edited) Edited September 10, 2011 by Barracuda 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rzb+ 367 Posted September 10, 2011 Who needs a NHB when you have a thread like this. Oh my fucking god. :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen07 285 Posted September 11, 2011 BEST. THREAD. EVER. I can't believe this is FSU_Viking. :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RANGA+ 1,210 Posted September 11, 2011 LMFAO, RANGA! Man I always wondered about FSU. I pictured him in my head as this big, bad-ass, foul-mouthed, veteran cop, who'd been around the block and seen it all. But it always confused me as to why he continued to log-in to TGP, even though he seemed to have a problem with almost every single member on this site. And now it all makes sense...he had nowhere else to be 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phailadelphia Posted September 11, 2011 Part of me feels bad he's being ridiculed like this, but then I remember he's a fucking cunt and I don't feel so bad anymore. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FartWaffles 1,857 Posted September 11, 2011 Wow... I just ran into this thread. This shit is amazing! FSU is a fucking joke. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FSUViking 184 Posted September 12, 2011 (edited) So let me get this straight...you found my Facebook page (congrats, Kojak) took a head shot of me and Photoshop it and claim some kind of victory? First of all, how do you make all these assumption based on my appearance? Especially when I'm all you you, Zack especially, probably make Brad Pitt puke with jealousy over how sexy you are. - There's nothing on my page that indicates anything about my profession. So if you wanna make some fucking stupid claims based on what? Me looking younger than 33? Wearing glasses? OK. Have it it. Have a good laugh. The fuck do I care. - And lastly, what's this even about? I mean for fucking real. You just wake up one day and decide that you just HAD to look for ME on Facebook and make a giant deal about....what, exactly? You're life suck that bad you decided to go through the effort to search for me on Facebook? My settings aren't private, fuckwad, because I don't give a shit. I have nothing to hide. So congrats to you for whatever the blue fuck you wanted to accomplish with this. I don't have to defend myself for anything. In fact, tell ya what boys. Wanna know about me? Feel free to call the Framingham Police Department. Officer Stoesz. Badge #3767. You wanna know so fucking bad, give them a call. Or, you can lulz at Zack and his pathetic no-life ass and his photoshop skills. I've seen some pretty pathetic shit on this site, but this sets the bar impossibly high. What possess somebody to hate-stalk somebody off a fucking FOOTBALL FORUM other than being the epitome of a pathetic loser? Last I checked this was a place we can all come to talk football. Yeah, we get on each others nerves and call each other names and shit, but seriously? I hate some of you and some of you obviously hate me, but I tend to believe that shit stays on the forum and nobody is obessing about anyone else here when they leave the site. Clearly, I was wrong on one account. I haven't been here in about two weeks and Zacky boy just wakes up one day and decides "I hate that Jason guy so much I need to scour the Internets and find him and then paste his head on a picture so that people at TGP with share some lol's with me." *slow clap* Bravo, sir. You obviously feel tremendously pleased with yourself. But like I said....think I'm not a cop? Here ya go. Call and see for yourself.Officer Jason Stoesz. Badge #3767. Or laugh it up with Zack. I don't give a shit which. Feel free to drop by my Facebook page too, if you're so inclined. See what shocking details Zack has conjured up with his online sleuthing that I tried so hard to hide. BTW...I was a security guard. I have no shame in that. Made some decent money and made some friends and contacts in important places which eventually helped me become a police officer. So laugh at that too, if you want. See ya, FSUViking/FSUPatriot/ Jason Stoesz.....whatever you want to call me. Edited September 12, 2011 by FSUViking 5 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites