AL_Royalty 489 Posted January 2, 2012 (edited) With 2012 officially underway, TGP has a new crop of competitors for the FaiLOLymics: Race for Fail Cup, a competition that until now has been a clean sweep by last years gold medalist, the immortal Bangy. This year's crop of competitors has given us hope of a new champion in this special competition. So let's not waste any time. On to the talent. First, the incumbent champion. The First name of Fail, the Leader of Loss, lolBangy flying the lolbangy blimp! His claims to fail: Picking Josh Cribbs with the third overall pick in TGP's fantasy league, changing teams like I change pants, and having a blimp named after him. Next, it's Bangy's closest competition. The #1 contender is... lolDevin! He's an up-and-comer in the FaiLOLymopics, but don't over look him and his massive locomotive machine, the lolDevin Express. His claims to fail: Being a Cardinals fan, not having a clue, and having an overall sense of fail. Keep an eye on this young contender. On to the last speed demon in the race through fail cove, it's a real darkhorse, but I'd be a fool not to include him in a race like this. It's lolSeanjuana in his smokin' speed machine, The Hype Mobile... His claim to fail: Calling Von Miller the best LB in the NFL, and The Miami Dolphins. He may not be the favorite win, but he's definitely got fail in him. 2012 will surely have plenty of twists and turns ahead, but that's the race preview as it shakes out now. Devin is the clear favorite to unseed Bangy as champ this year, but nothing is set in stone, and no one knows for sure who will ride off into the 2012 sunset with the Fail Cup. After all, that's why they play the game. P.S. Kudos to the artists, Ranga (bangyblimp) and Badgers (the other two.) Edited January 2, 2012 by B-isforBowe 14 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badgers 380 Posted January 2, 2012 I've got 10,000 on lolDevin see here! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted January 2, 2012 Whoever wins... they all lose. I like it. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badgers 380 Posted January 2, 2012 Sean is the real underdog here. It'll be tough for him to take down the crown in that Hype Mobile. It's a real clunky piece of fail but once it really gets going, picks up a head of steam, it can roll on with the worst of 'em! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATL_Predator+ 1,196 Posted January 2, 2012 ROFL dat HypeMobile got swag... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bay 2,003 Posted January 2, 2012 Devin is no doubt the favorite as our end of 2011 poll indicated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted January 2, 2012 Sean... how does it feel to be grouped in with Devin and Bangy?! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badgers 380 Posted January 2, 2012 Devin is no doubt the favorite as our end of 2011 poll indicated. You said it Bay. During the pre-season warmups, Devin was really putting the jets on his fail! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangy 19 Posted January 2, 2012 LMAO epic I like this let the race begin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blotsfan 2,112 Posted January 2, 2012 I have a new nomination. 1. Attacking the post, the team, the mascot or anything else football related will be ok. Personal insults, comments about Mom's, will get you a bump in the warning meter. A second offense will be a Timeout, TBD on the severity of the crime. That said, the definition of a personal attack is a lot looser in the smack section then that of the other sections. If this bothers you, I recommend you use the other forums. Personal attacks will be judged under the staff's discretion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangy 19 Posted January 2, 2012 ROFL dat HypeMobile got swag... As reigning champ I feel I get a vote as to who else can be included in this race and yes Donnie you are included in this. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos 2,847 Posted January 3, 2012 (edited) Bangy has been doing fairly poorly in this race so far. He has recently been using such thing as "facts" and "statistics" in his posts, a clear example of what not to do in order to win the FailOLympics. One would have thought that a failathlete of his caliber would know better than that. He has left the door open for Devin or Sean to come in and take the gold from him, that's for sure. Edited January 3, 2012 by Thanatos19 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badgers 380 Posted January 3, 2012 Motm brought this up in the shoutbox. monstersofthemidway : (03 January 2012 - 04:24 PM) Bangy fails at failing now To go along with your statement, Thanatos. Bangy is in fact using logic in hist posts. However since he fails at failing now, do we deduct him double points? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turry 755 Posted January 3, 2012 Like sarge said, Bangy can never escape failing. He even fails when he is not failing, therefore IMO he wins the race. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangy 19 Posted January 3, 2012 Well I had my year and clean sweep at last years failolchampionships. So I feel it is time that I take a step back and let the young pretenders such as Devin, Sean, Donnie and terrence and give them a chance to shine with their horrible fails. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos 2,847 Posted January 4, 2012 Well I had my year and clean sweep at last years failolchampionships. So I feel it is time that I take a step back and let the young pretenders such as Devin, Sean, Donnie and terrence and give them a chance to shine with their horrible fails. How very noble of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turry 755 Posted January 4, 2012 Well I had my year and clean sweep at last years failolchampionships. So I feel it is time that I take a step back and let the young pretenders such as Devin, Sean, Donnie and terrence and give them a chance to shine with their horrible fails. Who is Donnie lol ? and my horrible fails ? lolol I guess you guys take people hating on Mel Gibson very seriously around these parts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bay 2,003 Posted January 4, 2012 Donnie = ATL aka Charles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted January 4, 2012 Devin is running away with this shit. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites