BC 331 Posted July 28, 2012 2nd page is even better than the 1st Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BC 331 Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) We're not all as perfect as you, Mav. BigBen07^ Edited August 1, 2012 by BC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted August 1, 2012 BigBen07^ How do you make such a creative and thought-provoking thread, but then follow that up with lame posts within that very thread? You are a mystery to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BC 331 Posted August 1, 2012 He seriously comes off at the loneliest guy when he talks in the shoutbox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted August 1, 2012 TGP as Pokemon Let's get the starters out of the way. JD is Venusaur Big and green, calm and collected, JD is the boss of all things green, (and grass is the best starting type). Sarge is Blastoise While he may seem intimidating, Sarge is a cool customer who keeps all things in perspective and can provide some logic to a heated debate. Zack is Charizard He may be hot headed, and hard to agree with, but he knows what he's doing, and he'll have your back if you ever get into a nasty situation. Provided you're in the right that is. Stevo is Squirtle Because I am making a terrible masturbation joke. He'd probably be someone like Alakazam if I was being serious. BC is Magikarp Self-Explanatory. Bangy is Feebas Also Self-Explanatory. BWare is Absol While Absol always warns others of danger before it comes, BWare always warns about awful refs. I was trying to find an unlucky pokemon, but this is as close as I got. I think it works though. Thanatos is Zangoose Half Cat, Half Mongoose, with a lot of confrontation inside him. Plus Zangoose has a cool design, and Thanatos is a cool guy. I wonder if some of these are stretches? Nah. Socal is the Machop line Dunno which one suits him better, the one with four arms, the cute one who can suplex a person, or the one whose muscles are so strong that his skin is tearing apart... Bigben07 is Bidoof 1. Look at this face. Everyone loves Bidoof. 2. What better to give my fellow canadian than a beaver pokemon? Seanbrock is Torkoal Nuff Said. Vin is Arceus Just like Arceus is the god of pokemon, Vin is essentially the TGP deity of choice. NBB is Pikachu Start where it all began, NBB is Pikachu, both are the predecessors of their franchises, and the start of a beautiful thing. Ngata is Braviary He's a newcomer, but he's pretty sweet. Served in the military, picture of patriotism, incredibly courageous. I think this works surprisingly well. Mikey is Missingno Because while Missingno crashes your game, Mieky crashes your brain. Trident is Joltik, Galvantula, Spinarak, Ariados ... lol JK Snorlax. BLUE is... Green. Or Blue. or Gary motherfucking Oak Because he is a cheater who robs me of my chips. Also the name fits. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiLaSix9+ 398 Posted August 1, 2012 lol BC as Magikarp. Hope that motherfucker never evolves. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
housemd 338 Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) TGP as NBA (some related to TGP Awards) Razor as LeBron James Razor is the MVP,LeBron is the MVP..Simple as that.. Vin as Gregg Popovich Just like Popovich runs his team well every season,Vin runs this place like a boss,making it better all the time.. F4E as Michael Jordan Jordan was an all around player and a leader and the same can be told for young Kruger,who doesn't only run this place,he posts in all sorts of forums,from Baseball to Politics..Pure all around player.. Ngata_Chance as Kyrie Irving Explanation not necessary.. Dmac as Kevin Durant Razor is the MVP but this guy is the posting champion in Basketball forum.. BC as Brian Scalabrine Bangy as Darko Milicic Darko Milicic is the biggest fail of NBA draft's history..Nuff said.. BWare as Spike Lee Edited August 1, 2012 by housemd 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonovanMcnabb for H.O.F 2,241 Posted August 2, 2012 Haha, can't imagine BWare liking Spike Lee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Milla4Prez63 678 Posted August 2, 2012 I'll do another one....TGP members are superheroes. Milla as Batman Because I'm fucking awesome and better than everyone else. Zack as Wolverine He can be a little bit of a hot head, but is pretty cool. Phil as Aquaman Because he is fucking gay. ATL as Black Panther Self explainatory. JD as Spider-Man He seems like a nerd to most people, but is actually pretty cool. Vin as Iron Man Because he is always up to date on everything. Eduardo as Hulk Most of the time he is cool, but you better watch out when he rages. Socal as Silver Surfer Just because when I think of Southern California, I think of beaches and surfers. Trident as The Blob See: ATL's explanation Sean as Blountman See: ATL and Trident's explanation SteVo as George Clooney Batman Because you think he should be cool, but he actually fails. Alexis as Thor Because he is a sexy beast god. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted August 2, 2012 Haha, can't imagine BWare liking Spike Lee. Eh, anybody who's seen He Got Game can't help but like Spike Lee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Socal 524 Posted August 2, 2012 Nice one, Milla Silver surfer fits me well, I grew up on the beach and used to teach surfing lessons in high school... plus I'm ripped to shreds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted August 3, 2012 Wolverine, Charizard? I approve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted August 3, 2012 As long as I am not the Toby Spidey, then I approve of the selection. Nice list, Milla. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PackIsBack 124 Posted August 3, 2012 I like all of these! They're very entertaining Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barracuda 629 Posted August 3, 2012 TGP as Sports Personalities BLUE as Adam Schefter Always on top of things, never takes a break. Sacrifices his own time for the benefit of everyone else. F4E as Jay Crawford Shame he left First Take as he was really the only tolerable person there. Doesn't say to much but is always throwing wrenches into the argument. BWare as Skip Bayless and ATL as Stephen A. Smith Both capable of making solid arguments, but hey this is First Take we decide not to. Sarge as Chris Berman Always coming up with funny little nicknames or sayings, master of word play. Pretty likeable guy but can have an offensive side especially if he has to do a take more than two or three times. These take awhile...I had a few more in mind but they shall have to wait. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted August 3, 2012 Chris Berman? Hell yea. Just keep me away from the HR Derby. BackBackBackbackbackBack.....gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piggly Wiggly 960 Posted August 3, 2012 No, I'm Skip Bayless, Bware is that ass clown Rob Parker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Milla4Prez63 678 Posted August 3, 2012 No, I'm Skip Bayless, Bware is that ass clown Rob Parker. So you love Tim Tebow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigBen07 285 Posted August 4, 2012 I'm a beaver Pokemon, eh? Oh, Canada!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATL_Predator+ 1,196 Posted August 4, 2012 Except...I'm not a Philadelphia nuthugger like Stephen A. Smith is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Omerta+ 1,206 Posted August 4, 2012 (edited) TGP as the cast of Dexter. (If you die in the series my bad, but talking off living characteristics.) F4E as Dexter: Very intelligent, usually cool calm and collected but versed in outbursts that flame others. Probably wants to kill a number of people. Blue/ GoodellFTL/ MOTM as Debra Morgan: The ones that usually hit the leads and are the first to bring news to the rest of the group. All are tenacious and opinionated. All very direct and to the point. Thanatos as Angel Batista: Spiritual person, has a strong moral compass on how they feel about issues. Overall nice guy but will on occasion put foot to ass. Socal as Quin: Appearance is a pretty big deal with him.....well its the only thing. Still pretty decent at his job but the man to talk to about all things bachelor. Has his funny moments when he is not making love to himself in the mirror. Vin as CPT Matthews: Does not say much, but is always present. Stays to himself a lot and probably likes it better that way. He is still liked by many and good at the politicing game, enough so to make someone pay for incompetence. Razor as you guessed it Vince Masuka: Pretty damn funny. Probably does a lot of dating on the interwebs. However when speaking people listen because he knows what the fuck is up. And has impeccable fashion sense. ZoS as Mike Anderson: Very intelligent and well articulated. Always seems to be prepared when called on for knowledge and awareness of a situation. If given an inner monologue like Dexter, it would probably consist of how incompetent those around him are. Sarge as Harry Morgan: The one who started it all. Polite and always tries to do what is right by everybody. There is no way somebody is that nice so probably has a secret side, but for now is a likeable and well regarded member of the group. Sean as Anton Briggs: Cant start the day without some wake and bake action. There is no middle ground with him. he is either right or wrong no real in between. Bware as Maria Laguerta: When it comes to his ideas and or team there is no reasoning he is right and there can not be any other feasible outcome. Will defend his points to the death and while being abrasive in the approach at times his methods are still an effective method for conveying his point. More later.... Edited August 4, 2012 by Ngata_Chance 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bay 2,003 Posted August 5, 2012 TGP as Pantera: Trident, Zack, Terry, and me. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turry 755 Posted August 5, 2012 TGP as Pantera: Trident, Zack, Terry, and me. Hahah I'm down with Rex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
