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The Haiku Thread, V2

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I couldn't find the original thread :( . It probably got deleted after the host switch or w/e.

 

Anyways, 5-7-5, you know the deal:

 

The draft is nearing

The Giants pick at nineteen

Will I be butt-hurt?

 

The Lakers suck bad

We don't really have a chance

Cannibalism

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Haikus are awful

Worst poetry form ever

Abomination

Edited by Vin

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The game will be played

But we have already won

'Cause we got Duchene

 

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Flux Capacitors

Have not been invented yet

I should go change that

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Mark Sanchez sucks ass.

L-M-A-O Buttfumble.

Media frenzy.

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My penis is long

Her vagina is so deep

Time to bust a nut

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School's out for summer.

Alice Cooper got it right.

My last one ever.

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I wanted to write

 

a true Haiku poem but

 

y'all ain't ready yet

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Preseason is near.

Football will be coming soon.

All hail NFL.

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