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I'll take on the hardest job for the Browns... Quarterbacks coach. Gary Kubiak is widely considered a "QB guru," and after watching him limit a quarterback's potential to an archaic offensive scheme for eight years I figure there's no way I could technically do worse than him. Sign me up!

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I'll take LB coach. My track record in the TGP mock draft when taking LB's is superb :yep:

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I can be the offensive coordinator. After watching Shula mismanage Carolina's offensive talents for most of the year, I think I'm up for the job.

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I'd like to be the Spread Game Analyst/special projects coach.

 

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Sorry I withdraw myself from consideration. Can't ruin my career before it starts.

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I'll take LB coach. My track record in the TGP mock draft when taking LB's is superb :yep:

 

I'll pencil you in but you seem to actually have qualifications, and that might be a problem. Oh well, so long as you've never coached and aren't a Joo, you're in.

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I know nothing about the specifics of football, really, and I simulate defense on my dynasties/franchises because I'm so bad at it. DC for me?

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I'm short and skinny, the ideal features of a D-line coach, IMO.

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Can I be GM? Gotta resign TJ Ward al-fucking-ready

 

Jk. First order of business is trade Josh Gordon.

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I'll be defensive line coach.

 

This is a serious operation, bud. Don't ask for positions that are already filled.

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I'll be defensive line coach.

This is a serious operation, bud. Don't ask for positions that are already filled.

I'll take quarterback then

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I meant OL coach. I'll coach the offensive line.

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I'd like that job where you just sit in the luxury box and throw random shitty players on the field over and over and over again. What Mike Holmgren did. :yep:

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Can I be GM? I'm a Steelers fan, so rest assured that I'll do a great job. And I have no qualifications, which is a plus.

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Why is ATL the WR coach?? Is it cause he's black?? Fuck y'all!

 

I'll take the defensive backs.........

 

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Zack's first GM move:

 

BREAKING: The Browns have officially traded a pair of mid round picks for Christian Ponder, and have a long term extension ready to be signed upon arrival.

 

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TE coach. I can't work with Jordan Cameron though. Probably best we trade him.

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All I need is a strength/conditioning coach.

 

I haven't lifted weights in years. I hope I'm not overqualified.

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