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Bold Predictions for 2014 NFL Season

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The Cardinals win the NFC West via tie-breaker.

 

Blake Bortles wins OROY, Jags make playoffs.

 

Brian Hoyer leads the Browns to the playoffs, Jerry Jones makes a ridiculous future-crippling trade for Johnny Manziel.

 

The Ravens finish last in the AFC North.

 

The Redskins are the worst-to-first team this year, winning the NFC East.

 

Tavarres King finishes the season as Carolina's consensus #1 wideout.

 

Denver D finishes total top-5, DWare and Von Miller combine for 30 sacks, while Malik Jackson and Danny Trevathan become household names.

 

CJ Anderson finishes with more all-purpose yards than Montee Ball

 

After going 12-0 Manning is critically injured and replaced with Brock Osweiler. Oz loses the next 3, prompting Foxway to start Zac Dysert who wins convincingly in Week 17, and proceeds to lead the Broncos to a superb owl victory.

 

God damn this shit is bold as fuck :dying:

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Blake Bortles GF leaks N00Dz right after Thanksgiving as the Jax Jags are fighting for the AFC South Crown and eventually lose their remaining games and the Titans take the AFC South. :yep:

 

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Blake Bortles GF leaks N00Dz right after Thanksgiving as the Jax Jags are fighting for the AFC South Crown and eventually lose their remaining games and the Titans take the AFC South. :yep:

 

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She's already leaked n00dz tho

 

:shifty:

 

or atleast someone else leaked them

 

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Alshon Jeffery leads the league in receiving yards.

 

Andre Brown steals the starting RB role from Arian Foster.

 

Seahawks win the SB again this year

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Matt Schuab wins MVP

 

Kapernick leads the NFL in INTS

 

Bishop Sankey wins OROY

 

Sam Bradford makes the pro bowl

 

Andre Johnson gets traded to the Patriots

 

Houston finishes with the worst record again

 

Shazier will win DROY

 

Demarcus Ware wont finish above 5 sacks

 

Antonio Brown leads league in receiving yards

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Cordarrelle Patterson leads the league in yards from scrimmage.

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We all become quite acclimated with Blake Bortles' girlfriend, especially those wonderful tits.

 

By March 1st, 2015, we'll know who the Super Bowl winner was.

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Tony Gonzalez doesn't play a down in the NFL this season..

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CJ Anderson steals the starting RB job from Montee Ball.

 

Carlos Hyde steals the starting RB job from Frank Gore.

 

Marcel Reese leads the Raiders in all-purpose yards.

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Cordarrelle Patterson leads the league in yards from scrimmage.

 

Now that's insane. I don't think Calvin even did that with his 1950 rec yards. Am I wrong?

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Patterson would also be returning punts.

 

BC being BC again.

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Patterson nearly took 3 or 4 to the house against us last year. That wasn't even bold.

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Patterson would also be returning punts.

 

BC being BC again.

 

With the 4-5 dominant dual threat runningbacks like McCoy, Charles, Forte, etc, you think they'll be beat out for total yards from scrimmage by a WR/KR?

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With the 4-5 dominant dual threat runningbacks like McCoy, Charles, Forte, etc, you think they'll be beat out for total yards from scrimmage by a WR/KR?

 

Shady or Charles get 1800-2000 yards from scrimmage. Patterson takes out 40-50 kickoffs a year (He had 1400 or so return yards at 32.3 yards per return, IIRC.)Patterson can get 1200-1500 yards off kickoff returns. All he has to do is have an 50-800 season at WR to get 2000 yards from scrimmage. Patterson will only get better at returns, if anything. If you underestimate the yards from kickoff returns, you're foolish.

 

If Patterson is returning punts too, he is an easy lock.

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With the 4-5 dominant dual threat runningbacks like McCoy, Charles, Forte, etc, you think they'll be beat out for total yards from scrimmage by a WR/KR?

Lol RBs wont beat a KR that is also a good WR.

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Yards from Scrimmage and All-purpose yards are in fact two different things. Kick return yardage is not factored into yards from scrimmage, because there is no scrimmage on punts and kickoffs.

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Well. I did not know that.

 

Now I'm curious. Who was tops in the NFL last year in yards from scrimmage?

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LeSean McCoy for both with 2146.

 

Cordarelle Patterson was second in all purpose yards with 2020. Jamaal Charles was second in YFS and third in all-purpose yards with 1980.

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