RazorStar 4,025 Posted July 24, 2016 The only person you have with you is an NFL player as a bodyguard. Who would you choose to protect you? (Because all Dark Alleys are crawling with thugs and criminals obviously) I'd go with Calais Campbell, dude is big, he has an intimidating face, and he has one of those voices that makes you regret everything you've ever done up to this point in life. What about you guys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025 Posted July 24, 2016 Yeah Calais sounds straight out of a PIxar Monsters Inc movie. I was gonna say Chandler Jones because roids hookup with his bro, but then I remembered the synthetic weed and all around being a dumbass so he'd probably fail to show up that night because he got lost in his bathtub or something. So I'll go with James Harrison. LIKE A MAN https://www.instagram.com/p/49YZiopFjp/ Plus he's like 37 now so he's got some wisdom and experience and of course; old man strength. Which we all know trumps youngin' strength. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FartWaffles 1,857 Posted July 24, 2016 He just retired, so I don't know if this counts. Gotta go with Jared Allen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted July 24, 2016 (edited) Gronk. He has that kind of demeanor where nobody would pick a fight with him. Plus we would go to a bangin' party afterwards. Edited July 24, 2016 by Sarge 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry 1,302 Posted July 24, 2016 (edited) A'Shawn Robinson would make a common criminal shit themself. Edited July 24, 2016 by Chernobyl426 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BC 331 Posted July 24, 2016 (edited) Honorable mention: 1. Vontaze Burfict 2. Aaron Donald 3. Kam Chancellor Edited July 24, 2016 by BC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025 Posted July 26, 2016 No ones presence is touching James Harrison's presence I'm sorry. Don't care how big or buff dudes are, some people just have that fire inside and people know it and don't dare put their hand near it. He has it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oochymp 2,393 Posted July 26, 2016 is Aaron Hernandez an option or are we sticking with active players? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATL_Predator+ 1,196 Posted July 26, 2016 Steve Smith. Lots of people underestimate size. Don't matter when you have the mentality of a junkyard dog. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATL_Predator+ 1,196 Posted July 27, 2016 A'Shawn Robinson would make a common criminal shit themself. If you know anything about A'Shawn, he's not a terrifying mean dude. He's actually pretty funny and joking...this would not work outside of his appearance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry 1,302 Posted July 27, 2016 If you know anything about A'Shawn, he's not a terrifying mean dude. He's actually pretty funny and joking...this would not work outside of his appearance. You picked a guy who is 5'9" and 185 pounds because he is scrappy. I picked a guy who is 6'4" and 320 pounds because he is huge and intimidating as fuck. Come on ATL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ATL_Predator+ 1,196 Posted July 27, 2016 You picked a guy who is 5'9" and 185 pounds because he is scrappy. I picked a guy who is 6'4" and 320 pounds because he is huge and intimidating as fuck. Come on ATL. Your basic logic blinds you, young Cherry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry 1,302 Posted July 27, 2016 Your basic logic blinds you, young Cherry. I'll have A'Shawn turn Steve Smith into a stain on the concrete. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cherry 1,302 Posted August 21, 2016 Except that part where NFL players have gone on to fight MMA and do well due to insane athletic gifts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FartWaffles 1,857 Posted August 21, 2016 I never saw this and dont know what its from myself though Shame on you! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites