I cannot believe this just happened! On facebook Shula's wife had claimed that her husband got a two year extension with Ron Rivera, so this came out of fucking nowhere.
MIKE SHULA IS GONE! Mr "Lets run it two times and then beg Cam to save us on 3rd and long". Mister "I have two RBs, lets toss it to the power back and have the speed back run up the gut" is gone. Mister "2nd and long is the perfect time for a run into the teeth of the offense". Mr. THE ANSWER IS ON THE GODDAMN FUCKING ROSTER. (Okay Gman started that but Shula has been parroting it.)
Mr. I SUCK FUCKING ASS AT BEING AN OC BUT MY DAD WAS A GOOD COACH SO THEREFORE I HAVE A JOB IN THE NFL THAT ANY MORON CAN DO BETTER!
Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick I cannot believe this.
THANK YOU NEW ORLEANS. I can't believe I just typed that. But yall gonna rue the fucking day you got Mike Shula fired from the Panthers. Cam Newton NFL MVP in 2018 #confirmed.
Panthers forums are so lit right now.
Sample topic title: "Mike Shula was one of the 9 best OCs we've had." (Panthers have had 9 OCs.)
This day cannot get any better!
OH WAIT YES IT CAN!
KEN DORSEY IS GONE TOO! KEN DORSEY AKA "I CANT TEACH MY QB PROPER FOOTWORK AFTER SEVEN FUCKING YEARS IN THE LEAGUE"
Granted he is like the General Hux to Snoke type of minor league bush villian, but still.
OH FRABJOUS DAY!
AND THE ICING ON THE CAKE: Norv fucking Turner is the rumored frontrunner for OC. That rumor has no basis in anything solid that I can find but I DONT FUCKING CARE. A TWO TOED SLOTH COULD RUN THIS OFFENSE BETTER THAN MIKE SHULA IT DOESNT MATTER WHO IS OC.
EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD. ALL YALL. EVEN PHIL ELLIOT WHERE ARE YOU YOU BIG LOVABLE TROLL.
I can't. 2018 has only been here a week and already I know what I will say was my favorite fucking day of the year.
This is the best fucking news ever.
Yall are officially put on notice. The Panthers are in fucking business!
PRAISE JESUS BUDDHA AND ALLAH AND ANY OTHER OTHERWORDLY FORCE WHO FINALLY CONVINCED RON TO FIRE THIS FUCKING MORON.
Ron you can stay. I love you now, Ron.