BwareDWare94

I hate fantasy football.

Tony Stewart cleared, as he should have been.

I didn't want rain to stall harvest, but I'll gladly watch day games instead of listening to it. Not often I can do that in the early season weeks.

My god, the Bengals really, really suck.

Brn Hyr has remembered that he is Brn Hyr.

Why was Mark Barron sent packing? Anybody know?

Teddy Bridgewater does not look good. I don't expect great out of a rookie, but this never scoring points BS has to end.

I want the Seahawks to repeat, but this is the first real test they've faced in months.

Sooo happy to learn that the Bengals will yet again waste our damn time by qualifying for a playoff game. Can we just give their opponent a bye? Please?

Marcus Williams with 2 picks today!

A rockstar or an outlaw? Well, either way I've won when I walk out this door with a guitar or a gun.

The Bucks don't even provide road trip condoms to their players, because they can't hit anything.

Cut Munnerlyn! Cut Munnerlyn! Cut Munnerlyn! Now.

So our avatars will adjust when we set them? No more finding or shrinking pictures to thumbtack sizes? Nice.

Chris Paul is the dirtiest player in the NBA and it is not close.

Bison great Marcus Williams is now tied for the league lead in interceptions!

We're at the local zoo on today's episode of "Keep Track of Your Fucking Kids."

Less than a week until the HoF game. The season is approaching. 6 weeks, gentlespoons. Here's to hoping there's a few less injuries in 2018-19. I sure am tired of one star after another being lost for the season each year. It wasn't this way before.