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It's very purdy.

lol, Hasselbeck is almost as horrendous as Collins.

Just fucking sign a one-day contract with the Pats, and ride off in the sunset, Willie.

How the fuck did Mike Kafka even make the roster? Wasn't he atrocious in the preseason?

Probably because, I don't know, he's not that good? Really don't get how some of you Cowboy fans are so enamored by Tashard Choice lol.

I always thought Bryant McFadden and Tyreke Evans kinda looked alike.

Team: Rob Gronkowski Division: Paul Posluszny NFL: Maurice Jones-Drew

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Shipley is more of a clone of Welker, IMO.

How enthralling, lolduardo.

Riveting tale, chap.

No surprise, really. Tate's never impressed much in the receiving game. I still like him a lot as a returner, though.

Just another statistic that proves that Gronk is the best TE on the Pats. I love me some Chico, but I really don't get why so many people were all over his nuts this past season, and trying to make a case that he's better than Gronk. Hernandez having the case of butterfingers nearly cost the Pats the game against Baltimore when he dropped two crucial passes in overtime. Mesko had to pull a 65-yard punt out of his ass to save the Pats.

Tell me why it's a good thing to have pitchers batting. Other than your crappy ''BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE TRADITION, AND HOW THE GAME SHOULD BE PLAYED WITH EVERYONE HITTING!!!1111'' logic.

lmaoNLfans. And it's been what, 8 years since the NL has had a better record than the AL in interleague play? Already finished up my semester on May 13th.

Not really high on either QB, but I'll take Schaub by a smidge. And I lol'd @ the Dallas fans saying ''SCHAUB NEVER LED HIS TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS, SO THEREFORE ROMO IS EASILY BETTAR!!!!!!111111111111''.

Wallace. If anything, Boldin is overrated.

Allow me to emphasize...

This.

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Holy mother of fuck, these rankings are terrible. I think this guy was trying way too hard to be cool and trendy by putting a handful of the less recognized names higher than they should be. Also the fact that he's biased towards some players and has beef against others made this list a steaming hot pile of horse shit.

Nothing too complicated here... just rank the picks (that your team made) you like from best to least. Patriots: 1. Ras-I Dowling 2. Shane Vereen 3. Nate Solder 4. Marcus Cannon 5. Markell Carter 6. Ryan Mallett 7. Stevan Ridley 8. Lee Smith 9. Malcolm Williams

1. New England Patriots - Since 2009, I've been anticipating that the 2011 season is where the Pats could have a great shot at returning to glory. The youth on the team will be a year older, the secondary will be significantly improved as will the running game, and key players such as Leigh Bodden and Ty Warren will be back. Simply put, this team will be fucking dangerous. 2. Atlanta Falcons - Matty Ice & Co. are primed for a legit Super Bowl run 3. Philadelphia Eagles - They kinda remind me of the Pats with how they achieved more than they should have in a semi-rebuilding year. I think they're in for a 12-13 win season with a great chance to make it to the SB 4. Green Bay Packers - Still gonna be an excellent team, but repeating, especially in the NFL, is ridiculously tough 5. Indianapolis Colts - They'll be a significantly better team this year as long as they can stay healthy 6. Pittsburgh Steelers - Great team year in and year out, but it should be interesting to see how they do this year as the loser of the SB typically doesn't fair too well the following season. 7. New Orleans Saints - I see them bouncing back nicely after that loss to Seattle. Not high on Mark Ingram, but the Cam Jordan pick was an absolute steal. 8. Kansas City Chiefs - I don't think they're a one-year wonder like the 2009 Bungles were. This is a really exciting team on the rise. Could actually make some noise in the postseason this year. 9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Another team on the rise. The NFC South is going to be a fucking dogfight this season. 10. Baltimore Ravens - Kind of unsure about the Raisins. Team is a relatively old, and the window seems to be closing a bit. And Joe Flacco sucks. Adequate game manager at best. 11. NY Giants - Had a great draft, and could propel them to have a solid season. 12. San Diego Chargers - If they have some luck on their side, and maybe a little discipline... and maybe Norv Turner starts coaching like a decent HC.... they maybe they could do something productive this season. 13. Dallas Cowboys - Still a very talented team... just need to get some good chemistry going on and actually put the work in instead of thinking it'll come automatically. Garrett should do a good job of making sure that happens. 14. NY Jets - They're coming off a season where they suffered a 2nd consecutive AFC Championship defeat. A bit demoralizing, no? In addition, they'll most likely be losing a few key players this offseason. Not to mention, they had all the luck in the world last year. I don't think they'll be as fortunate this season. 15. Chicago Bears - Honestly, I can't figure out the Bears. I just can't. 16. Houston Texans - I don't think they did enough to address the secondary issues in the draft. I don't see them getting over the hump for awhile. 17. Minnesota Vikings - That was a season from hell last year for the Vikes. Hard to have much success when so much crazy shit happens during the course of the season. They should be much better this year. 18. Detroit Lions - They were much better than their record indicated last season. Should be a fun team to watch this season 19. Oakland Raiders - Al Davis is still pretty much holding that team from going places. 20. Jacksonville Jaguars - Nearly won the division last year, but it mainly was because of luck, and the rest of the division being mediocre. I still love me some MJD. 21. St. Louis Rams - Sam Bradford is pretty fucking amazing, but like... the rest of the team kinda blows. Not to mention Steven Jackson is essentially deteriorating. 22. Cleveland Browns - Really like Colt McCoy's potential. Hillis was a beast last season, but I'm not sure if he can repeat the success that he had last year... especially with the Madden Curse being in effect lol. 23. San Francisco 49ers - Have a bit of a feeling that the Niners could be a bit of a surprise team in 2011. If not, they'll suck an extreme amount of ass lol. 24. Denver Broncos - The team is automatically better without that tool McDaniels being gone. 25. Tennessee Titans - Not really sure what to think about the Titans... especially with a new HC, and a new QB. 26. Washington Redskins - With the Donovan McNabb experience being over, they should be a little improved lol. 27. Buffalo Bills - Not a terrible team overall... they have some potential. 28. Miami Dolphins - If I was a Fins fan, I'd be praying that they'd tank for Andrew Luck. 29. Seattle Seahawks - Hawks had a pretty brutal draft. But, with the joke of a division that they're in, they'll still be awfully competitive. 30. Arizona Cardinals - In for a long rebuilding phase if you ask me. 31. Cincinnati Bengals - AJ Green is gonna be a stud, but I don't understand all of the love for Andy Dalton. IMO, he's gonna pan out as one of the worst QBs in this draft 32. Carolina Panthers - Cam Newton as the Panthers' leader for 2011. Oh my. Get your popcorn ready.