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This wasn't exactly neglect on the parents. Kid went a foot deep in the water in a man made lagoon. You don't expect a fucking gator to pop out of nowhere, this ain't the Everglades lol. Both parents tried to fight the gator off too, so it's not like they let him out of their site.

2012 SCF. DeBoer got punked again. The clear cut best team won it all. It was easy to tell from the beginning that the Pens were a different animal this postseason.

lolno. Dana bringing Lesnar out of retirement for 200 is so fucking dumb and it's obvious desperation. Because he knows Jones-Cormier ain't even gonna do half the fucking numbers that McGregor-Diaz II would have, so he's gotta do something to recoup those losses (in terms of PPV buys). Bottom line, Conor McGregor is the company.

^^ UFC is only worth watching when that guy is involved

Kinda reminds me of the Porsche emblem. And yeah, don't think SCF is really gonna turn out to be a great series. Have no clue why so many people were talking up the Sharks before the series. I legit heard people calling the Sharks a ''team of destiny'' lol. Yeah, they're a good team, but I don't think they're really that special. Pens are just on another level. Plus, they have multiple key players that have SCF experience. I think the Sharks are more in a happy to be there kind of spot.

MVP: Tom Brady OPOY: Gronk DPOY: Jamie Collins OROY: Malcolm Mitchell DROY: Cyrus Jones CPOY: Dion Lewis

Want to know how the Jets missed the playoffs? By Fitzpatrick throwing three backbreaking interceptions in the 4th quarter alone vs. Buffalo in week 17. Suffice to say he's getting offered the money that he deserves.

Fucking Bware lol. I'd say Malcolm Butler and Matthew Slater for the Pats. I think most people just look at Butler as the guy who had the GW interception in SB 49, but don't really know how good he is. And Slater is probably one of the best ST'ers the Pats have ever had. Guy has an extremely good work ethic and he's one of the best leaders on the team, as well. He is a 5x Pro Bowler and 3x First Team All Pro, but despite that, I don't think he's really too highly regarded outside of New England.

Thank god we didn't have to suffer through another SCF with the fucking Lightning in it. Pens in 5 or 6.

Nah, Thornton's always been a douche, IMO. And DeBoer is a weasel, too.

If the SCF is Sharks vs. Lightning....

People have been saying this shit for YEARS now. Pats lost X players, AFC East rivals got stronger through draft and FA, Brady's getting older, this is the year they finally fall off, etc etc. Every fucking year lol. Pats win 12-13 games. Business as usual.

Just letting you weasels know...

I'm pretty much indifferent to the Pens. Matt Cooke doesn't play for them anymore so that made them a lot more bearable. Letang I hate the most actually... he's a huge pussy. Don't even really care about hating Crosby anymore. Much rather see the Pens win than Lightning. Last year's SCF was pretty forgettable with the Lightning.

The WCF intrigues me more, but won't be going out of my way to watch either series, really. Barely watched the ECF last year even with the Rangers being in it.

The Caps are simply not a postseason team. They don't embrace the pressure like other teams do. When they couldn't bury the Flyers in game 4 and got pushed to a game 6, it was very clear they didn't have it this year, as usual. The Caps have had two 120-pt seasons since 2010 and it's resulted in a one-and-done and a two-and-BBQ. Any way you cut it, that's beyond unacceptable. Caps are a sorry fucking excuse for a franchise. LOSERS!!!!!

McDonough is pretty under rated even though he's been around the block for awhile. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgjIVvEQo_o

Yer, Stamkos is already pretty much out the door. Some team will throw a ton of money at him, and it won't be TB.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vv5o3oYAmg Bware comes in at the 5:35 mark

I don't put words into other people's mouths, you read a little too much into words/phrases, or it goes way over your head. I never said that you stated the Pens were a joke. After the Caps advanced vs Philly, I was talking about how dangerous the Pens are this year and how they'd beat the shit outta the Caps, to which you mostly brushed off and said ''just because they dominated the Rangers blah blah blah''. Then I went on to elaborate how the Pens have been the hottest team in the league with how they ended the regular season AND carried into the 1st round. To which you also just pretty much brushed off. By me saying ''they're no joke'' meant they're a pretty fucking dangerous team. Understand a little better, you clown?

Tried telling Thanatos that the Pens were no joke this year. Guess you can tell now that I wasn't just saying that (that they'd bend the Caps over) because they just dominated the Rangers. They're a legitimately dangerous team. Down 3-1 in a series under the pressure of having a 120-point season and a string of multiple massive playoff failures in the past eight years. Doesn't look promising for the Caps.

This. Every politician ever. Thanatos is naive as fuck lol.

I said ''polls'' by accident, pal lmao. Mistakes happen. My point remains the same. You guys were freaking out about him struggling in the primaries which wasn't smart because it was only early March and now in early May he's already BURIED everyone else. There was never a doubt with Trump. You fucking fools actually thought that massive LOSER Ted Cruz had a shot. There's so much anti-Trump bias clouding your minds, it's fucked up. You and all other Trump haters are so pathetic. 'You're a fucking idiot if you're legit happy that Trump is the nominee''. You hate a candidate, ok perfectly fine, but you can't act like it's a fucking sin for people to be happy about their guy being the nominee. Holy shit, you would think Trump is Hitler based on how Trump haters talk. How shook will you guys truly be when Trump dominates in the general election? I really don't think you guys are ready for it. It's gonna be a bitch when you wake up on the morning of November 9th and reality sets in. First song I play when it's official... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYZf-lBF_U