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  17. Posted

    SECAUCUS, N.J. –- Bill Belichick returned to New Jersey on Sunday to spend some time with his first great defense.

     

    Belichick participated in the Giants' 25th anniversary celebration for the 1986 Super Bowl champions. While he has kept in touch with many of his former players, the Patriots head coach said he hasn’t seen maybe half of the ’86 squad until today.

     

    “It was awesome, 25 years… special group,†Belichick said. “Unselfish, it was a very competitive group, they loved to practice, they played hard. We had a lot of great players and they fed off each other.â€

     

    Belichick marveled at the talent he had on a defense that included the likes of Lawrence Taylor, Harry Carson, Leonard Marshall and George Martin just to name a few.

     

    “Honestly, I think I learned something from every guy,†Belichick said. “Our defense understood the team concept. The corners knew what the linebackers were doing. The linebackers knew what the nose guard was doing. The nose guard knew it. I learned from Jim Burt, George Martin, Perry (Williams), Lawrence, Pepper (Johnson), Carl (Banks), Mark Collins… all those guys, I learned a lot from all those players.â€

     

    “They had different styles, different things worked for them better than some other guys,†Belichick continued. “There were things that Leonard could do that George couldn’t do, vice-versa. Jim Burt, Erik Howard, I mean, can you imagine two nose guards like that? Can you imagine Pepper Johnson not in the starting lineup? Our depth was remarkable really, how much talent we had, particularly on the front seven. I learned one thing… they’ll make you a good coach.â€

     

    Wearing his two Giants Super Bowl rings from 1986 and 1990, Belichick spoke of what he learned from those two Super Bowl victories and how he used that to his advantage in New England.

     

    “It definitely helps to be in a big game and to have won them,†he said. “You learn something every day, every game. Each year is a learning year, it is a long process. But having done it, then when you go, like to go to the Super Bowl in ’01, having been there on a short week like we did, that was a short week, we went on a short week after the San Francisco game, you are not going in there blind."

     

    "You know what you are dealing with. I think that helps. And if you can convey that confidence to everybody else, look, I’ve been there, I know what we need to do, then maybe that comforts them a little bit. So there certainly is a lot of benefit to it.â€

     

    http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/giants/post/_/id/5011/belichick-reminisces-about-86-giants

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  18. Posted

    Yes, add the Packers to the mix, but I disagree about the Patriots. NYJ is perennially good now and Miami should be competitive.

    Care to elaborate on why the Patriots aren't a playoff roster?

     

    Oh, and lol @ you saying the Jets are now ''perennially good''. The Jets won't nearly be as good this season since they'll have a handful of players leaving during the offseason, and since that defense has looked like it has lost quite a step. Not to mention they're coming off a season in which they lost their second consecutive AFC title game. Has to be a bit demoralizing mentally. As for the Fins, they have been and will be a 7-9 win team that can't take the next big step, for awhile.

  20. Posted

    This is some dude who fucks with people on craigslist lol...

     

    Original ad:

    we need profesional catering for our christmas day dinner party. must have experence catering. SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY

    From Me to ************@*********.org:

     

    Hello,

     

    I am writing in response to your ad looking for a caterer for your Christmas dinner party. I am a freelance chef with a lot of catering experience. I was the top chef at the world renowned Restauran de Bon Foodeux for over five years. If you are still looking for a caterer, let me know.

     

    Thanks,

     

    Michael

     

    From Brian ******* to Me:

     

    michael thank you for responding. what are your rates? we are expeting about twenty people at are dinner party so will need enough food for all of them. can you supply the food and we reembirse you? also do you have a menu of mealss you cook for us to choose from?

     

    From Me to Brian *******:

     

    Brian,

     

    Supplying the food will not be a problem. I have a wide variety of exquisite dishes for you to choose from, which I will list below. My rates are per person and it depends on the meal, but generally ranges from $20-$40 per person. Here are the meals I typically offer:

     

    La Nouille du Triomphe

    A meal of pure bliss and flavor - a delicious plate of ramen noodles boiled in the purest of water. Noodles can be flavored with either chicken or beef seasoning.

     

    Le Repas du Fromage Délicieux

    A mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection in a microwave. Served with a side of peanut M&Ms.

     

    Le Repas de la Faim de Grande Personne

    A delectably and savory microwaved TV dinner. The dish comes with two pieces of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, freshly grown vegetables and a satisfying brownie that is heated to absolute perfection.

     

    Le Sandwich Rouge

    A truly phenominal sandwich consisting of ketchup spread over a carefully microwaved piece of bread, and then topped with another piece of bread. Comes with a side of mayonnaise for dipping.

     

    Dessert

     

    Le Plat du Lait et de la Céréale

    A satisfying end to your meal, this dessert consists of a bowl of fruit loops served with either skim or 2% milk. Milk can be substituted with water for those on a diet.

     

    La Pâtisserie Bourrée

    Individually wrapped twinkies that have been microwaved to sheer delight.

     

    Let me know which meals you are interested in, and I can give you a quote on how much everything will cost.

     

    Thank you,

    Michael

     

    From Brian ******* to Me:

     

    what the fuck you actully cater that shit to people ? yea im gonna serve easy mac and twinkies for christmas dinner are you fuckin kidding me. my son in college could make that shit!

     

    From Me to Brian *******:

     

    Brian,

     

    The twinkes aren't for everyone. I understand if you are on a diet, but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac. If you aren't interested in that meal, would you consider any of my other options? My personal favorite is Le Sandwich Rouge. That is also very affordable. For twenty people, it would probably cost you about $400.

     

    Michael

     

    From Brian ******* to Me:

     

    cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich

     

    From Me to Brian *******:

     

    Brian,

     

    I am personally offended that you are insulting my masterpiece meals. These are perfected family recipes that have been passed down for generations of chefs in my family. Cooking is my art, and for you to insult me without even trying my work is just plain rude.

     

    Michael

     

    Many more epic lulz to be had at: dontevenreply.com

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