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Hey this thread is....Fapping Faptastic!

Pfft...RS is a desperate dinosaur, who will do anything to get attention and boost sales. Personally they're one step above the National Enquirer on the media totem pole IMO..and the Enquirer is gaining on them. Good story or not, its a BIG slap in the face to the victims! RS is nothing but a filthy lying unAmerican rag, not even worthy of wiping my ass with..... But I am thinking of printing the photo of the cover and taking it to my local gun range as a target. lol

LOL...not a great situation for him. Rodgers was getting slammed on twitter and based on the tweets he had sent last year, I genuinely think he had no idea Braun was doing PEDs, and now those tweets defending Braun are biting him in the ass! But I doubt it he'll pony up. It was last seasons salary and it was about the appeal in 2011/2012, not the biogenesis case. I wonder if he'll tweet about it or wait until training camp.

So does this mean he’s promoted to the Broncos front office?

An old list I found from a few years ago of actual names, of real people in sports. Real dirty names..LOL. Just thought I would post it for a few laughs. I you can think of any post'em! I'm sure there are a lot more. 10. Gregor Fucka The countdown begins with Italian basketball player Gregor Fucka. When Fucka's mother gave birth to Gregor in Slovenia on August 7, 1971, she could not have imagined that one day her little Fucka would be an Olympic athlete. Mother Fucka's husband, Gregor's father, is of Italian ancestry which allowed Gregor to become an Italian national and move to Trieste at the age of 19 to play in the Italian league. The 7-foot Fucka represented Italy at the 2000 Olympic games in Sydney and won the fucking 2003 Spanish National Cup while playing for FC Barcelona. 9. B.J. Johnson B.J. Johnson was a standout wide receiver for the Texas Longhorns from 2000 to 2003. While at Texas, Johnson set 7 freshman receiving records, underperformed as an upper-classman and was signed as a free agent by the Denver Broncos after graduation. In two seasons with the Broncos, 2004 and 2005, B.J. did not play in a single game. It is fair to say that B.J. Johnson sucks. Johnson, who is currently signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, has a name composed of dual dick references. 8. Pete LaCock Speaking of dick, Pete LaCock played 9 seasons with the Chicago Cubs and Kansas City Royals from 1972 to 1980 (although this card is from 1981, LaCock retired before the season began). Born Ralph Pierre LaCock in Burbank, California, Pete was a utility player who never quite packed any punch with the bat. Interestingly, LaCock's father, Peter Marshall, was the host of "Hollywood Squares" from 1966-1981. The elder LaCock, born with the LaCock name, changed his name to Marshall to pursue an acting career in Hollywood. His baseball-playing son kept the old name, LaCock, which, in French I believe means "the penis." 7. Danny Shittu This Nigerian footballer currently plays for Watford F.C. in the English Premier League. The 26-year-old defender has become a crowd favorite and the Watford faithful have given Danny his own chant. They chant "Dan" a whole bunch of times and then in the middle of it say, "And when you turn, you'll see he's black dynamite. And his name is Dan Shittu!" Interesting that a guy called Shittu is nicknamed "black dynamite." Actual black dynamite describes something dark, cylindrical and explosive. Sorta like shit. And an aside, are English soccer fans ever going to cut the racist shit out? Shittu joins #6 and #3 on this countdown and Albert Pujols and Assol Slivets on the first dirty name list in the scatological subcategory. 6. Harry Colon Harry Colon played 6 NFL seasons from 1991-97 with the Patriots, Lions and Jaguars. The safety holds the Jaguars record for interceptions in a season with three. More notable than Colon's football career is his very dirty name, one that elicits some terrifying imagery. The colon is the portion of the intestines that extracts water from outgoing feces. And imagining that already foul tube lined with hair makes me want to gag. 5. Lucious Pusey Aw man. This isn't a fake either. Lucious Pusey is a linebacker for the Division I-AA Eastern Illiois Panthers. What on earth were Lucious's parents thinking when they signed the birth certificate? Lucious is the only Pusey I've ever seen with dreadlocks. According to Deadspin.com, Luscious Pusey has legally changed his name. His new name is Lucious Twatstein. Just kidding. It's Lucious Seymour. But I think he should have gone with Lucious Seymour Pusey. 4. Dick Pole Sometimes I wish I could write using a Butthead impression. "Uh, huh-huh, Dick Pole." But I can't so I won't. Dick Pole, born Richard Henry Pole was a pitcher with the Red Sox and Mariners in the 70s. Currently, Pole is the pitching coach for the Cincinnati Reds. Despite having the ultimate porn name, Pole chose a career in baseball and also chose to go by Dick, which seems quite imprudent if you have the surname "Pole." If there weren't enough penis allusions already swirling around this pitcher, he became most famous for getting hit by a line drive in the head. That's right, Dick Pole sustained a head injury. The ball broke his jaw and Dick lost 90% usage of the vision in one eye. And what's a Dick without his eye? 3. Dean Windass Finally, a flatulence-related name. I was getting sick of all the dick stuff. Dean Windass is a striker for Bradford City. The Englishman is known around soccer for his foul play. And with a name like Windass, foulness can only be expected. In November 1997, while playing against Dundee United, Windass earned himself 3 red cards. And in September 2006, Windass was accused of grabbing Cheltenham Town player John Finnigan by the nuts during a game. Windass, which I thought was the medical name of a condition I have from time to time, aims to be the all-time goal scorer in Bradford City history. Though maybe a dirty player, he certainly isn't a stinker. 2. Misty Hyman Could there be a better name for a female swimmer than Misty Hyman? Since she was a little girl, Hyman was always in the water dreaming of swimming for the U.S. at the Olympics. Hyman broke out at the 2000 Sydney Olympics when she won a gold medal in the 200m butterfly. However, after her improbable victory, Hyman dropped off and failed to qualify for the 2004 Athens games. Hyman has since disappeared from Olympic swimming. She now teaches young swimmers proper stroke technique and has released a DVD called "Go Swim Butterfly with Misty Hyman." Just tell me the time and the place. 1. Rusty Kuntz And finally, the #1 Dirtiest Name in Sports (the second time around) is Rusty Kuntz. Kuntz played outfield for the White Sox, Twins and Tigers from 1979 to 1985. Interestingly, the #1 name on the first dirty sports countdown was Chubby Cox which is the male equivalent of the name Rusty Kuntz. Both names feature adjectives modifying the plural form of a dirty word for a sexual organ. With regard to the name Rusty Kuntz, the adjective has dual meanings. The word "rusty" can mean "covered by or affected by rust" or, the definition I prefer in this case: "having lost agility or alertness; out of practice." When coupled with Kuntz, a homophone of (let's get it over with) cunts, the name means an out of practice vagina. And any guy reading this who has been married for a while or who is dating a girl who has been single for a while, knows about this phenomenon. As it is common to hear people say, "I'm a bit rusty on the tennis court" or "My Spanish is kind of rusty", this former major leaguer gives rise to an entirely new usage. Ladies, the next time you meet a new guy and he's badgering you to have sex with him, smile at him sweetly and tell him your cunt's a bit rusty.

Holly....OH YES!! Selma Hayek? Even with a beard? In The Vampire’s Assistant?

LOL..Absolutely Peyton for clutch play! You got to be kidding! I know what your thinking, and most would point to Peyton's bad post-season record 9-11. Compared to Eli's 8-3 right? Even though Peyton has (38) 4th quarter comebacks which ranks him #1 and (49) game-winning drives ranked 2nd to Marino. But still...the word "clutch" can have a variety of meanings. Clutch moments don't only occur when you're behind in the 4th quarter. What if your team needs you to convert a 3rd down to get into field goal range to take the lead? Or what if you only have 40 seconds on the clock to drive your team down the field to tie the game before the half? Sure, the 4th quarter comeback makes for good entertainment, but the opportunities for clutch play earlier in the game can be just as important. If a player is 'clutch' when he needs to be earlier in the game, he won't have as many opportunities for 'clutch' play in the 4th quarter. Basically, clutch is how you perform in pressure situations. Do you wilt or do you thrive? I think comebacks and game-winning drives are more quantified, but sustaining drives and scoring before the half are actually key moments. Some guys are simply very good when the pressure is on, and Eli is one of them, no doubt about it...but to question whether Peyton is, thats simply crazy. Cause Peyton is the last person you want to give the football to whether it's the 1st 2nd 3rd 4th quarter, or 2 minutes left in the game and he's down by less than a touchdown.

I’m VERY surprised he’s still a free agent, he has always been a solid quality safety IMO. Somebody will sign him yet. He's got a few years left in him yet, plus the guy has a nose for the ball, and he’s good for at least 4-5 picks a year. Hell I wouldn't mind the Jets picking him back up again.

-Been addicted to Combos since High School -Speechless

Fran Drescher...ABSOLUTELY!! Esp with that annoying voice, I can just imagine..lol Jennie Finch?

Accuracy: Tom Brady Arm Strength: Jay Cutler Athleticism: Cam Newton Clutch Play: Peyton Manning Elusiveness/Mobility: Mike Vick Football IQ: Peyton Manning Gunslinger Mentality: Matthew Stafford Health: Drew Brees Improvisation: Ben Roethlisberger Leadership: Drew Brees Measurables: Aaron Rodgers Mechanics: Peyton Manning Pocket Awareness: Tom Brady Poise: Aaron Rodgers Pre-Snap Reads: Peyton Manning Progressions: Peyton Manning Student of the Game: Andrew Luck Vision: Drew Brees

This one's for you dutch! I'm sure you would agree.... Jerome Brown DT, Philadelphia Eagles, 1987-1992 Brown had Hall of Fame career written all over him. And was poised to be a permanent fixture on the defensive front line for the Eagles for years to come! An indestructible player taken way before his time. Such a shame. http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BrowJe00.htm

"ewwwww" no thanks I'll pass. She just grosses me out The Hulkster's ex..Linda Hogan?

Joy Williams, never heard of her but YEAH! How bout: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Well, regardless this needs to be put it to bed, already. If George Zimmerman is white then so is Obama. Bring me the heads of the news services that painted this mess WHITE vs. BLACK. If you saw Zimmerman running from the scene of a crime, would you describe him as a white male? The way he appeared on the night in question, I would have described him as Hispanic, possibly Middle Eastern. Look at him during his acquittal...he could pass for a person of East Indian descent. The press says otherwise because WHITE vs.BLACK inflames like no other distinction and creates more rotten news to peddle. Does it not? And how bout those twitter comments made by Victor Cruz and Roddy White! Two douchebags whom I just lost respect for! Oh but they take it back...Pfft!

Uh yeah, that part I'm not getting either Bucman? "Racially motivated, yet he didn't know he was black"? And "basically supports the subject at hand"? Like Thanatos said, I'm pretty sure he meant the case itself was racially motivated, as in, that was the entire reason Zimmerman was arrested in the first place! And still trying to bring up charges...Now the racist organization NAACP is getting the DOJ, led by the racist Eric Holder who picks and chooses which laws to enforce based on race, to now "target" Zimmerman for violating Martin's civil rights? LMAO...It's obvious they didnt follow the trial and see there is absolutely no evidence of such! Just another example of the corruption of the Obama regime? And Eric Holder? Really? How is this POS not in prison? The DOJ needs to stay out of this! Cause now its Zimmerman's rights that are being violated, not the other way around.

People listen when AP talks. NFL fans, Vikings fans and esp.. me! While AP's new goal is noble, does it sound like sheer lunacy? Because it would require dusting Dickerson’s mark by...nearly 400 yards. Consider that Peterson would need to average 156.25 rushing yards per game this year. He did average a still absurd 131.1 along with six yards per carry last year. So to raise that per game average by 25 yards? Its not impossible....Esp for AP!

Not Guilty....as I said Zimmerman would walk! This case was blown out of proportion to begin with. And..it's been nothing but a media circus. But he was found not guilty, due to lack of evidence so let's move on.

YES YOU DO ROGER...YES YOU DO!

Favorite All Time Jets... 1.Curtis Martin Darrelle Revis Joe Klecko Mark Gastineau Wayne Chrebet John Abraham Non-Jets... Barry Sanders Peyton Manning Adrian Peterson Ronnie Lott Jerry Rice Brett Favre

Well for one I was born and raised in New York, lived there all my life and I was raised a Jets fan. My father was one, his father was one, both my sisters are, my Uncles are. My brother...he's a Giants fan! So fuck him...dont know what went wrong there. lol. Now I can remember as far back to the good ol' days at Shea Stadium. Going to games with my father,grandfather and Uncles,when the NY Mets and Jets both shared Shea...With the names of Walt Michaels,Richard Todd,Freeman McNeil, Wesley Walker, Al Toon, Pat Leahy, the NY Sack Exchange(Klecko Gastineau Lyons Salaam)etc etc...and when they moved to Jersey to the Meadowlands, which pissed me off, but I still followed them. And right up to the present day New Meadowlands(Met Life).