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Ah yeah I fucked that up, but I'll still stand by that the winner of that game is going to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl.

I saw this video a few weeks ago, but regardless this doesn't sway how I feel about intelligent life outside of our planet. If this is real cool, but I've always felt that we as people would be totally ignorant to deny that there is intelligent life anywhere in the entire universe but on planet Earth. Our government/higher ups have probably already had encounters with alien lifeforms, and that's cool whatever. More importantly I think things like this when truly revealed, will destroy our religious system, which is a very good thing in my opinion.

I'm not saying that Peterman was the answer or whatever, but I also can't blame McDermott for taking a chance and trying something different. Tyrod is a super poor man's version of Russell Wilson that won't take chances with the deep ball. He's solid backup caliber at best in this league, and it's definitely not a race issue. If the Bills are smart,(tough sell) they will draft Mayfield if he's still on board in the first round. I love Bills Mafia, they deserve a good team to root for.

Episode VIII might possibly be the worst Star Wars movie to date... The more time I have to think on it, the worse it gets. If y'all want to talk about it, I'd love to, but I just can't see how any one over the age of 16 that has seen the other Star Wars movies can call this movie anything better than a steaming pile of shit...

Saints/Vikings NFC championship confirmed.

This thread has aged like a fine wine.

I'm talking about when he was benched during the regular season.

What are all the "Tyrod was benched because he's black" trumpeters going to say now?

Ha! Totally forgot about the McNabb/Redskins trade. Though I would say Alex Smith has more left in the tank than McNabb did at the time of his trade. If the Jags are willing to toss Bortles that would be another good fit for Smith.

I doubt they'd trade him to a division rival, but I feel like the Broncos would be his best fit. If I were to guess, I'd say the going price for Alex Smith probably starts at a 2nd rounder.

Raiders, why are you being a dumb? Mark my words, this will destroy/waste some of the most important years of Derek Carr's career.

His wife has breast cancer, but she was diagnosed back in September, so it seems like O'Brien won this battle and the Texans are letting Rick Smith save face and receive a possible "promotion" that will basically relieve him of GM duties. Supposedly Rick Smith is the godfather to Cal McNair's children, so I doubt they kick him out of the organization entirely. I'd love it if they get Caserio from New England, and I'm guessing they'll settle for Brian Gaine (who was with the team before joining Buffalo) if Caserio declines. Either way this looks like the right move for the Texans. I'm happy.

Rosen and (a little bit surprisingly) Darnold have declared for the draft. Cherruh! When are you going to update your positional rankings? I keep checking your website occasionally, and it seems like you haven't touched it lately. What gives?

Tier 1: Tier 2: Tier 3: Shit Tier:

Coaches that have been confirmed fired: John Fox Jim Caldwell Chuck Pagano Jack Del Rio Bruce Arians (retired)

Super Bowl IX rematch: vs.

So I won last week and made it to the championship. I hate that I did the math, but had I started: Jared Goff over Russell Wilson Sammy Watkins over Golden Tate Jamison Crowder over Josh Gordon I would have won my league...

PPR league Josh Gordon vs. Marquise Goodwin vs. Jamison Crowder vs. Chris Hogan @ Alfred Morris @ Leaning Gordon and Goodwin, although Hogan is very enticing. I'm just scared he's not quite 100% right now.

inb4: Pats claim him on waivers and he wrecks the Steelers in the playoffs.

QB - Tom Brady, Philip Rivers, Ben Roethlisberger RB - Le'Veon Bell, Kareem Hunt, LeSean McCoy FB - James Develin WR - Antonio Brown, DeAndre Hopkins, A.J. Green, Keenan Allen TE - Travis Kelce, Rob Gronkowski OT - Alejandro Villanueva, Taylor Lewan, Donald Penn OG - Kelechi Osemele, David DeCastro, Richie Incognito C - Maurkice Pouncey, Rodney Hudson DE - Joey Bosa, Calais Campbell, Khalil Mack DT - Geno Atkins, Jurrell Casey, Malik Jackson OLB - Von Miller, Jadeveon Clowney, Terrell Suggs ILB - C.J. Mosley, Ryan Shazier CB - A.J. Bouye, Jalen Ramsey, Aqib Talib, Casey Hayward FS - Eric Weddle SS - Reshad Jones, Micah Hyde K - Chris Boswell P - Brett Kern RS - Tyreek Hill ST - Matthew Slater QB - Carson Wentz, Russell Wilson, Drew Brees RB - Todd Gurley, Alvin Kamara, Mark Ingram FB - Kyle Juszczyk WR - Julio Jones, Adam Thielen, Michael Thomas, Larry Fitzgerald TE - Zach Ertz, Jimmy Graham OT - Tyron Smith, Trent Williams, Lane Johnson OG - Zack Martin, Brandon Brooks, Brandon Scherff C - Alex Mack, Travis Frederick DE - Everson Griffen, Demarcus Lawrence, Cameron Jordan DT - Fletcher Cox, Aaron Donald, Gerald McCoy OLB - Chandler Jones, Ryan Kerrigan, Anthony Barr ILB - Luke Kuechly, Bobby Wagner CB - Xavier Rhodes, Patrick Peterson, Marshon Lattimore, Darius Slay FS - Earl Thomas SS - Landon Collins, Malcolm Jenkins K - Greg Zuerlein P - Johnny Hekker RS - Pharoh Cooper ST - Budda Baker

Happy birthday dude! Sounds like you have a great day ahead of ya.