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  1. FartWaffles

    Who to start? (2019 Edition)

    I started Gallman... I'll still win as long as Mahomes isn't outscored by Nick Chubb and Robbie Gould.
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    Who to start? (2019 Edition)

    Surprised this thread hasn't been made yet. Having a bit of a RB conundrum this week. Pick one for me to start. (PPR) David Montgomery @ Melvin Gordon vs. Wayne Gallman vs. Edit: Walterfootball has Montgomery ranked the highest, but I'm leaning Gallman for some reason. Also want to see what Gordon looks like in-game for a week before starting him.
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    How many Hall of Famers are on your team?

    J.J. Watt seems like a lock, and DeAndre Hopkins could get there if he maintains his consistency (which I think he will) Deshaun could get there as well, but it's too early right now. The potential is definitely there.
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    Anyone want to donate a kidney to Haynesworth?

    Matt Schaub would be comedic genius. Real talk though, feel bad for the dude and I hope he finds a donor for him.
  5. https://www.rotoworld.com/football/nfl/player/4872/albert-haynesworth
  6. Goodnight, sweet prince...
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    Texans fire their GM

    Says the Jaguars fan.
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    Texans fire their GM

    This means one of two things... 1. Texans value a former member of their scouting department Mike Maccagnan more than Gaine. Also been linked to Joe Douglas, Will McClay, Nick Caserio, and Monti Ossenfort. 2. This is a full-blown power play for Bill O'Brien to assume control as head coach and GM ala Bill Belichick. Either way, the timing is dogshit terrible and I'm leaning toward it being the latter more than the former. (Which I am not a fan of) I actually thought Gaine was a good GM and did well with the hand he was dealt. (I liked him over Rick Smith) It's just the evidence shows that O'Brien clearly doesn't get along with his GMs, and quite frankly I don't think he's a good enough coach to make these demands...
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    Rip Todd Gurley

    Obviously you can't predict the future, but this is why teams are usually hesitant to pay RBs. Even the elite ones, because it's such a high injury risk position that really wears down the body. Hopefully Gurley doesn't just completely fall off a cliff any time soon and the Rams can get the most of that contract extension, so it's a win-win for both parties.
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    Place your Superb Owl bets now!

    Had a convo with Butta earlier and I'm feeling pretty confident for a / Super Bowl matchup. Stake your claim for 2019. Who you got?
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    2019 NFL Draft Discussion Thread

    It's definitely a boom-or-bust draft class, but if it booms... Holy shit prepare your anus AFC!
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    Predict your team's 53 Man Roster (2019 Edition)

    Offense (26) QB: Deshaun Watson, AJ McCarron, Joe Webb RB: Lamar Miller, D'Onta Foreman, Karan Higdon FB: Cullen Gillaspia WR: DeAndre Hopkins, Will Fuller, Keke Coutee, Vyncint Smith, DeAndre Carter TE: Jordan Thomas, Jordan Akins, Kahale Warring, Darren Fells OL: Julién Davenport, Tytus Howard, Matt Kalil, Martinas Rankin, Max Scharping, Nick Martin, Greg Mancz, Zach Fulton, Senio Kelemete, Seantrel Henderson Defense (24) OLB: Jadeveon Clowney, Whitney Mercilus, Duke Ejiofor, Brennan Scarlett, Peter Kalambayi ILB: Benardrick McKinney, Zach Cunningham, Dylan Cole DL: J.J. Watt, D.J. Reader, Charles Omenihu, Brandon Dunn, Angelo Blackson, Carlos Watkins CB: Johnathan Joseph, Bradley Roby, Lonnie Johnson, Aaron Colvin, Xavier Crawford, Johnson Bademosi S: Justin Reid, Tashaun Gipson, Mike Tyson, Jahleel Addae Specialists (3) K: Ka'imi Fairbairn P: Trevor Daniel LS: Jon Weeks
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    2019 NFL Draft Discussion Thread

    A lot of pundits are panning the Texans draft, so I'm convinced this might be their best draft ever! In all seriousness, yeah it sucked to see the Iggles snipe Dillard one pick before the Texans, but supposedly the Ravens called the Texans to counter and they refused. Everyone is going to say the Texans panicked/reached on Howard, and that may be true. Who knows? People said the same in '08 when they drafted Duane Brown. At the end of the day I'm just glad they addressed their biggest needs with four of their seven picks. (OT and CB) Warring seems like an athletic freak that had to be a BPA pick in the 3rd, considering they drafted two TEs last year. When they drafted Omenihu in the 5th, my jaw dropped. I honestly thought he had already been taken on Day 2. He should push for d-line rotational snaps even in his rookie year. I understand the Gillaspia pick as well. O'Brien's old-school pound the rock offense hasn't been the same since Jay Prosch was released. Plus he'll largely contribute on STs. Seems like Bryan Braman 2.0. Long story short, I just want to see these guys on the field before I or the media condemn them. From a positional needs perspective, Gaine hit 'em all in my opinion.
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