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  1. Bias vote, but the Texans are talented enough to finish with the best record out of the group listed. With that said, still don't see them making the playoffs. Seahawks are right in there too, as they're so damn similar to the Texans it's scary. Bills be trash doe.
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    Texans @ Titans

    That's pretty much the sentiment of the majority of Texans fans. Problem is he was just given an extension and new GM Brian Gaine is "his guy." Sadly it seems like he will throw Rick Smith's mediocre tenure as GM as a reason to stick around longer. If O'Brien is here next season, he better hire someone to be the OC, because his play-calling is beyond atrocious and will ruin Watson's development.
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    Texans @ Titans

    I mean you're not wrong. Completely unacceptable. I guess the good thing is that I've been a jaded Texans fan for several years now, so there's nothing that catches me off guard or makes me angry any more. I just sit back and laugh at the mediocrity.
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    Sports Illustrated's 2018 NFL Predictions

    Good to know that after starting the season 0-2, the Texans will only be losing five more games.
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    NFL Distribution Maps (Week 1)

    I usually just go to sports bars for Texans games, but it's good this weekend I can watch it at a friend's place.
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    Falcons @ Eagles

    Boring game is boring...
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    Who winds up with the #1 pick?

    Just a complete shot in the dark... Going with
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    Rate Me ;)

    You have what I would say is the ultimate risk/reward team I could ever come up with. You could very well win/go deep in the playoffs, or be one of the worst teams in your league. 1. Garoppolo - Has a whole 7 starts under his belt, and while they've mostly been good, who knows what you're getting with James G. 2. D. Adams - Having Rodgers as your QB is nice, but Jimmy Graham could cut into his production, especially in the red zone. 3. T.Y. Hilton - Not a fan of his situation at all. Great deep threat, but his production hangs in Luck's health/balance. 4. L. McCoy - Great RB, but the whole ex-gf scenario could totally fuck him and your high draft pick on him. 5. Chris Thompson and Aaron Jones - In the nicest way possible, who?! Thompson may be decent, but you're gambling on what AP may cut into his amount of carries. I had to look up who Aaron Jones is, so that's bad. Jamaal Williams seems like the only GB RB worth owning in fantasy, but Jones might be able to carve out a role. 6. S. Michel - Could be a good value pick, but Belichick RBs are always a gamble, and the only one who seems worth betting on is Burkhead. 7. M. Williams - Injuries and solid depth at wideout could hurt him, but he does have talent. Needs to carve a role with Keenan Allen, Tyrell Willams, Travis Benjamin, and they just re-signed Gates. Don't have a clue where his role could be... 8. J. Wilkins - Could be my mailman for all I know. Colts RBs are not worth anything bro. 9. O.J. Howard - Like his potential. Good backup TE to have in case of an emergency with Walker. 10. J. Flacco - Meh. 11. T. Ginn - Inconsistent deep threat. Not PPR relevant IMO. 12. A. Ekeler - Only relevant if Gordon goes down. Might be good for PPR. Edit - 13. S. Barkley - Like the dude, but he's a rookie RB in what appears to be a pass-happy offense. Please don't take offense BC, but I am not a fan of what your team at all, although of somehow the stars align just right, I may look extremely stupid on my criticism.
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    Nathan MacKinnon sig request

    Bump! Need some MacK goodness. Will definitely look better than what Bay has going on.
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    Khalil Mack is riding the winds of change

    I guess it depends on how the Raiders draft with those picks, but considering they just traded their best draft pick in the last decade plus, I don't like their odds of succeeding from this trade. Looks like Ryan Pace fleeced the Raiders.
  11. Khalil Mack to the Bears? Crazy!

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    Jameis Winston Facing 3-Game Suspension

    Tired of these suspensions for uncommitted "crimes." It's getting out of hand. I realize the NFL is so worried about their image, but from what we can gather is that Jameis is being suspended almost 1/5 of the season on a false allegation by an Uber driver.
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    Official Hockey Thread

    They're giving the Avs Jack Hughes next year.
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    2018 Sleepers

    Supposedly he's tearing it up in camp with your Jags. Definitely somebody I could target for my 2nd TE, especially if it carries over into the preseason. Apparently he and Bortles have become BFFs. The only thing that sucks, is there is a lot of different talent at WR that could bite into his production, but I could see him being a redzone/touchdown machine.
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