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    All of these are from my favorite writer Charles Bukowski... (He's a bit of a pessimist if you can't tell)

     

    "Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror show. The earth swarmed with them."

     

    "You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics."

     

    "I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there."

     

    "Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste."

     

    "That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."

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    Dez Bryant's adviser, David Wells, disputes a report that the Cowboys wideout received a criminal trespass warning in at a Dallas mall last Saturday.

     

    "I was an actual witness to the fact that there was no citation or verbal warning issued to Dez Bryant at NorthPark on Saturday in my presence," Wells said. "Furthermore, Dez was not one of the guys wearing his pants low." Bryant also told ESPN Dallas' Calvin Watkins that he's not banned from the mall and that it was all a misunderstanding. We've already given this non-story more attention than it merits.

     

    Source: Josina Anderson on Twitter

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    The NFL has approved the Competition Committee's proposal to move kickoffs from the 30- to the 35-yard line.

     

    Two-man wedges are still allowed, but touchbacks will soar across the league. The idea is to improve player safety. Touchbacks will still be returned to the 20-yard line in the "modified" proposal. The Committee initially recommended to move them up to the 25-yard line and disallow wedges altogether. Regardless, players like Devin Hester and Leon Washington now have less value.

     

    Source: Profootballtalk on NBC Sports

     

    :facepalm:

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    Suh > Rodgers (Defensive tackles don't get enough love)

    Bradford > Fitzgerald (Fitz has already been on the cover)

    Orakpo > Nicks

    Woodhead > S. Johnson

    Freeney > Jones-Drew (Tired of Freeney harassing Schaub)

    Charles > Tebow

    Hillis > Rice

    Gross > Ryan

    Rivers > McFadden

    Peppers > Peterson

    Long > Sanchez

    Freeman > Brees

    Ware > Vick

    C. Johnson > A. Johnson (I never want to see a Texans player on the cover!)

    Willis > 12th Man

    Ward > Dunlap

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    I guess I'll be the first one to say that even though I'm a big fan of his, I believe Arian Foster is being vastly overrated over just one season. There's so many one-hit wonder running backs that have come in and out quickly throughout the entire history of the NFL. By no means do I think Foster will be a one-hit wonder, but I wouldn't put him in the Top Five just yet. (Top Ten yes)

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    Everson Griffen isn't even the starter lol. It is Robison and we just gave him a healthy 3 year contract.

    Haha! Robison is at best a third down obvious passing down rusher at best. Hence why I think Minnesota should draft Aldon Smith.

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