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SOURCE: PFT Wouldn't surprise me. Ocho and Hoodie have a very surprising man-love-fest for one another.

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Um...wow. Just...fucking...wow. Worst attempt at a comparison EVER. Bitch, your supreme faggotry is too much. Time to back on "ignore." I can't keep getting dumber by constantly reading your shit.

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Am I the only person who thinks a chick in a cowboy hat is hot as all hell? Chicks in hats in general are usually hot, but a cowboy hat, with the curved sides....?

Apples and rotten mangos, kid. Not even close to the same realm of similarities.

This country has gone batshit crazy with putting up statues of athletes. MJ, Bill Russell, The Babe, Bear Bryant, Gretzky....they're one thing. But Cam fucking Newton? Sam Bradford? Give me a break. How about a statue for SEAL Team 6? Guys who actually deserve eternal admiration.

I have dozens of hats. And guess what? I wear them all sideways with the brim completely straight and the tags and stickers still on them because I look so fucking boss like that. And I cram my 110lbs of swo' into a XXL shirt and pants that would barely fit Andre the Giant. Are all 15-24 year olds just completely worthless fucktards or just the ones I see everyday? (don't mean to hijack this thread but that's a rant I've wanted to post for a couple weeks now)

As usual, you miss the bigger picture. My point was, you dead whale fucker, is that he's been a cockbag his entire life. Even in high school. Yes. I was a huge Randy Moss fan. But ya know what? I didn't have my mouth surgically attached to his cock like you do Jackson's. When Moss acted like a fagwad, I called him on it. I didn't let his shit slide. BTW, since you're such a fan of irony....look at your screenname. Obviously you were/are a big fan of Brian Westbrook. Pretty much the exact polar opposite of everything DeSean Jackson stands for. If Lady GaGa Jackson wore a Redskins uniform or had a star on his helmet you being saying the EXACT....SAME....THING....most other people do about him, so you kindly fuck off, sir. Hypocritical little bitch.

Doh'kay.....

SOURCE: CFT Good for all parties involved. This guy is one of the most underrated, under-appreciated coaches in college football.

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SOURCE: NFL.com Dez might just get his ass run out of Dallas if he doesn't shape up.

Well it's true. Read the article and not just the title and you'll clearly see that. Hell, you don't even need to read the article. Just the first paragraph.

OMG...just SHUT THE FUCK UP. NOBODY CARES. Your opinion is NOT FACT, motherfucker. Why can you not get that through your god damn head?

Ty Warren graduates from Texas A&M Polamalu gets his degree from USC Always good to see this stuff. Shame it doesn't get the attention that ( ________ was arrested today for ________ ) gets.

Rumors on teh internetz has it that Garrus dies a heroic death in ME3. And WTF.....I have consequences for banging the shit out of Ashley AND Miranda? Fuck you, BioWare. Shepard is playa. Deal with it.

Darth Vader announces Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead Hahaha....great Obama/Osama parody. the comments are even funnier than the article.

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Dammit....EVH vs Slash? Life's not fair. I refuse to vote!

Oh....whoa! 24? Wow! AND you play guitar? Yeah, you and every other fucking kid on earth. That makes you an expert? Holy shit. Well, excuse me. I'm 33 and have played drums since I was 12, if you wanna sit there and throw your dick around and act like you're the end all be all of music. So good for you skippy. But, I admit....I don't have extensive CD collection you do and don't hang out sniffing incense at the local vinyl shop, so I guess that makes you smarter than me. Why aren't you and BWare in a band together, flexing your musical thundercocks instead of slinging shit on a message board telling everyone how fucking smart you are and how your opinions are undeniable and unarguable?

Believe me, I AM trying to insult your knowledge. The hard part is finding any.

Noobs? Lemme guess...you're 17 years old and got the world by the balls, right? Most people on this site are older than you, so fuck you and your Internet slang bullshit. Do you pay attention to actual...ummm..MUSICIANS? The only two guitarists I've ever heard cited as the biggest influence in their lives or WHY they picked up a guitar, other than EVH is Hendrix and Page. Pick any guitar player in any band in the world and I'll guarantee you the names Hendrix, Page, and EVH will pass through their mouths. Honest to fucking Judas...the two most annoying assholes on Earth are cynics and contrarians. You're well on your way to becoming at least one of these.

Well, somebody repped me for the verbal bitch-slap I put on you. Maybe it was my mommy. Who knows? Just because YOU don't see it (and how could you with your head so far up your ass your colon has replaced your tongue) doesn't mean it never happened. Steve Smith and Joe Horn both got a lot of negative feedback for their shit. Maybe you missed the time Steve Smith punched a teammate and broke his orbital bone? Classy fella, huh? I only provided one example for Desean? Well gee slapnuts how many do you want? Name your number. Honestly what fucking difference would make anyways how many I listed? You'd still sit there like a a chimp on LSD and say "gee...I still don't see why people don't like him."

NO. WAY. Redskins spending lots and lots of money on FA? I need a moment to compose myself..... :heat: