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Under. Way under. I fully expect another vagina full of sand before the weekend ends.

You know it's training camp when: - everybody freaks out over how poorly the offense is playing - everybody goes nuts about how awesome their defense is playing It's the same broken record every summer.

Last time I checked, it wasn't Hoge's job to verbally suck Tebows cock on national TV and pretend he's something he isn't. And fuck, LeBron. That bitch isn't even worth my time to respond to his shit with any more depth.

Tags was a fucking pussy who let players get away with everything and anything. That's why these idiots "liked" him. For all you young 'ens that wonder why Leonard Little was still playing when Goodell was bringing down the hammer on guys like Plaxico, Vick, and Stallworth......ask Tags. Little killed a woman under his watch. This Pittsburgh Steelers vs Roger Goodell feud is getting fucking old. Go play in the CFL if you don't like it.

Where's there? And probably, the exact same.

AP and Jared Allen

The Colts only let him go because they had to empty every bank vault in the state of Indiana to pay Peyton Manning.

Well, asshole...I can name at least THREE....playing right fucking now.

Dan Fouts is in the fucking Hall of Fame. Phillip Rivers is still in line to buy an ticket to visit the HoF. What an absurd statement. The author says "yes" and then spends the next 4-5 paragraphs basically questioning his own sanity for even broaching the subject.

Cool story, bro. You're only 30 years too late.

The Vikings signed away the guy who has been protecting Peyton Manning's blindside for the last four years, so "RIP McNabb" my ass. Ask Brett Favre how well McKinnie protected anything. He's a fucking overrated, overpaid hack who always got his ass kicked by pass rushing DE's. Good riddance. There's not a Vikings fan alive who will miss this sack of shit.

Gyros for sure. And anything Italian.

Classless? Do you have any fucking idea how much charity work he did? I'll answer that for you....no, you don't. He did more charity work than people will ever know about it because he tried hard to keep it from the media. He was extremely active with kids and youth groups in Minnesota and West Virginia. From football camps to helping out in schools to paying for a 13 year old North Dakota girls entire cancer treatment. Classless, my ass.

Tarvaris Jackson never did shit in four years here. No reason to revisit history and pretend he would have accomplished anything last year.

God has spoken, Stripe Shirt. Get the fuck out!

This guy right here says it >>>>>> Nirvana = overrated. Not even the best band of that genre of that time period or even out of Seattle. Alice in Chains? Better. Soundgarden? Better Pearl Jam? About on par

Get the fuck out of here. Seriously? NO......SERIOUSLY. When did this asshat clownshoes Mr Tafur start covering the NFL? Last week? Hey, maybe the Packers will look into bringing back Brett Favre too.

Balin (Gimli's cousin from Moria) and Dwalin.

SOURCE: The Steelers [via CBS Pittsburgh]

I once had a guy we transported from federal prison to court tell me you're only gay if you receive....so he may have a point here.

Yeah, HE wrote that like I wrote the fucking Gettysburg Address.

SOURCE: PFT AHHHHH!!!! SOOO CLOSE!!!!

Can i hug her with my penis...?

Well, "hero" is a bit of strong word. But a movie (or series of movies) about my historical obsession Julius Caesar is on the way. Hopefully it's better than that steaming pile of crap Oliver Stone put together about Alexander The Great.

Fuck and Yes. I have it on blu-ray too.