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I'll post my predictions after the seeding is set.

To be fair, blots has a legitimate argument. It sure is. Do something good with your lost season, Devils!

lolManny, lolRays. That is all. I don't know about that. The Rays found a great manager in Maddon, yes, but their organization has been smart about dealing and collecting prospects over the past few years. If the Rays got enough ticket sales so that they could actually pay the prospects that pan out, they'd be a team to be scared of.

Prior to September (the next and final update of 2013 unless we make a legendary comeback), Chance Phillips is moving up to 6th and bumping everybody else down. Might also try a few minor tweaks here and there just to mess around and see what happens.

You're already in the lead-off spot, champ.

Man, you people really get too riled up over this troll.

Pretty sure Vick is going to win the whole shabang...probably because a lot of people want to see him get hurt.

Trident and I have a pretty good duel going on.

What the hell... Fuck this guy.

All-Star Break - August Game Results By Series AL All-Stars 9, NL All-Stars 2 Padres 8, Trolls 1 L: Maholm (5-9) Trolls 9, Padres 7 W: Hanrahan (2-4) S: Willett (1) Padres 6, Trolls 3 L: Cordova (6-7) Trolls 16, Padres 5 W: Thornton (6-7) Reds 10, Trolls 5 L: Novak (4-6) Reds 10, Trolls 7 L: Yates (5-4) Reds 10, Trolls 2 L: Brock (8-5) Trolls 9, Phillies 8 W: Bishop (2-1) Phillies 6, Trolls 0 L: Thornton (6-8) Phillies 4, Trolls 3 L: Yates (5-5) Astros 6, Trolls 5 L: Bishop (2-2) Trolls 7, Astros 5 W: Sherwood (2-1) S: Yates (1) Astros 7, Trolls 0 L: Cordova (6-8) Trolls 4, Reds 2 W: Thornton (7-8) S: Hanrahan (20) Trolls 5, Reds 2 W: Novak (5-6) S: Hanrahan (21) Reds 4, Trolls 3 L: Maholm (5-10) Trolls 10, Diamondbacks 3 W: Brock (9-5) Diamondbacks 8, Trolls 6 L: Cordova (6-9) Trolls 2, Diamondbacks 1 W: Flores (3-3) Cardinals 5, Trolls 3 L: Novak (5-7) Cardinals 4, Trolls 3 L: Maholm (5-11) Trolls 3, Cardinals 2 W: Brock (10-5) S: Hanrahan (22) Trolls 9, Nationals 1 W: Cordova (7-9) Trolls 3, Nationals 0 W: Thornton (8-8) Trolls 3, Nationals 0 W: Novak (6-7) Nationals 1, Trolls 0 L: Maholm (5-12) Cardinals 5, Trolls 4 L: Bishop (2-3) Cardinals 5, Trolls 3 L: Cordova (7-10) Cardinals 7, Trolls 4 L: Yates (5-6) Nationals 2, Trolls 0 L: Novak (6-8) Nationals 5, Trolls 4 L: Flores (3-4) Trolls 5, Nationals 3 W: Brock (11-5) S: Hanrahan (23) Rockies 8, Trolls 7 L: Willett (1-5) Rockies 4, Trolls 3 L: Bishop (2-4) Trolls 6, Rockies 0 W: Novak (7-8) Trolls 2, Reds 0 W: Maholm (6-12) Trolls 8, Reds 7 W: Sherwood (3-1) Reds 10, Trolls 4 L: Cordova (7-11) Rockies 13, Trolls 0 L: Thornton (8-9) Trolls 8, Rockeis 1 W: Novak (8-8) Rockies 7, Trolls 5 L: Maholm (6-13) Astros 2, Trolls 1 L: Brock (11-6) Astros 4, Trolls 0 L: Cordova (7-12) Trolls 3, Astros 2 W: Thornton (9-9) S: Hanrahan (24) NL Central Standings Reds 80-55 -- Cubs 78-55 1GB TROLLS 59-74 20GB Cardinals 58-75 21GB Brewers 55-78 24GB Astros 43-90 36GB Minor League Status Altoona Goblins: 59-79, 5th place (21GB), EL South (AA) Indianapolis Demons: 77-63, 1st place, IL West (AAA) Player Statistics C Chance Phillips: .280, 17 HR, 59 RBI, .997 FLD 1B Oliver Kloseoff: .259, 25 HR, 71 RBI, .988 FLD 2B Doctor Manhattan: .297, 19 HR, 64 RBI, .962 FLD SS Yamaury Velez: .236, 17 HR, 57 RBI, .983 FLD 3B Jonathan Maverick: .265, 29 HR, 66 RBI, .973 FLD LF Will Taylor: .258, 22 HR, 61 RBI, .982 FLD CF Caden Daniel: .244, 21 HR, 65 RBI, .993 FLD RF Ramirez Jaxson: .214, 18 HR, 50 RBI, 8 SB, 2 CS, .978 FLD SP Sean Brock: 11-6, 4.47 ERA, 1.47 WHIP, 72 BB, 144 K SP Malik Thornton: 9-9, 4.71 ERA, 1.49 WHIP, 70 BB, 111 K RP Marcus Bishop: 2-4, 6.53 ERA, 4 holds, 2.03 WHIP, 5 BB, 19 K CP Dontrelle Hanrahan: 2-4, 4.65 ERA, 24 saves, 11 blown saves, 1.52 WHIP, 10 BB, 29 K Green-Leads Trolls Team Rankings Batting Average: .253 (26th) Runs: 576 (20th) Doubles: 256 (14th) Triples: 34 (4th) Home Runs: 184 (6th) Stolen Bases: 145 (11th) On-Base Percentage: .310 (28th) Errors: 76 (11th) Fielding Percentage: .985 (13th) ERA: 4.31 (18th)

49ers - 20 Bears - 15 Bengals - 10 Bills - 17 Broncos - 12 Browns - 10 Buccaneers - 9 Cardinals - 10 Chiefs - 17 Colts - 12 Dolphins - 10 Falcons - 15 Giants - 13 Jaguars - 10 Lions - 10 Packers - 18 Panthers - 9 Patriots - 10 Raiders - 9 Rams - 2 Ravens - 10 Redskins - 8 Saints - 10 Seahawks - 9 Steelers - 15 Texans - 10 Titans - 10 Vikings - 7

Confirmed with BayAreaBomber, the Baltimore Ravens select Jamie Harper, HB, Clemson, and Greg Romeus, DE, Pittsburgh. The Carolina Panthers (Barracuda) are on the clock.

+5 Nnamdi Asomugha +4 Phillip Rivers +3 Champ Bailey +2 Jamaal Charles +1 Tamba Hali Will update bottom five later...too lazy.

Confirmed via PM, the Green Bay Packers select Ronald Johnson, WR, USC. The Baltimore Ravens (BayAreaBomber) are on the clock with back-to-back compensatory picks.

Totally agree. Dallas needs to come out of the first with either a right tackle like Tyron Smith or a five-technique like J.J. Watt or Cameron Jordan. And of course taking Prince Amukamara wouldn't be a bad idea either. For the record though, I think Pouncey projects as a better guard than center in the NFL.

Martez Wilson in the 2nd? I'd jizz on the spot.

I like it; I think it's well written--but I'm not sure it's intriguing enough to open up a story. No offense, but if I opened a book in the store and read the first few paragraphs about the harvest season, I'd be turned off.

Still need ties broken up in hurr.

First I was like Then I was like

Auto-pick for the Atlanta Falcons: HB Derrick Locke The Baltimore Ravens are on the clock.

Alright then, that's what I get for not reading the rules. I'll edit my Saints list and find room for Rodgers on my Browns ballot.

Bay, why do you type in that dark blue color? It's impossible to see on dark skins. Stop it. 49ers - 19 Bears -13 Bengals - 10 Bills - 16 Broncos - 11 Browns - 9 Buccaneers - 9 Cardinals - 10 Chargers - 3 Chiefs - 15 Colts - 12 Dolphins - 10 Falcons - 15 Giants - 14 Jaguars - 10 Lions - 10 Packers - 18 Panthers - 9 Patriots - 10 Raiders - 10 Rams - 3 Ravens - 10 Redskins - 8 Saints - 10 Seahawks - 10 Steelers - 15 Texans - 10 Titans - 10 Vikings - 8 ------------------------------- Teams Eliminated ------------------------------- Eagles, Cowboys, Jets

June - All-Star Break Game Results by Series Cubs 5, Trolls 4 L: Maholm (3-5) Cubs 7, Trolls 4 L: Brock (6-2) Trolls 7, Cubs 6 W: Hanrahan (1-4) Astros 5, Trolls 3 L: Thornton (3-5) Astros 7, Trolls 3 L: Bishop (0-1) Trolls 4, Astros 3 W: Flores (2-3) Trolls 8, Rockies 4 W: Willett (1-3) Rockies 2, Trolls 0 L: Cordova (4-4) Trolls 4, Rockies 3 W: Bonser (2-1) S: Hanrahan (15) Trolls 3, Rangers 2 W: Yates (5-3) S: Hanrahan (16) Rangers 5, Trolls 3 L: Maholm (3-6) Rangers 6, Trolls 3 L: Brock (6-3) White Sox 4, Trolls 3 L: Cordova (4-5) White Sox 9, Trolls 4 L: Thornton (3-6) White Sox 9, Trolls 2 L: Novak (3-3) Trolls 5, Twins 1 W: Maholm (4-6) Trolls 6, Twins 5 W: Brock (7-3) S: Hanrahan (17) Trolls 10, Twins 2 W: Cordova (5-5) Trolls 10, Royals 1 W: Thornton (4-6) Trolls 6, Royals 5 W: Novak (4-3) S: Hanrahan (18) Trolls 3, Royals 1 W: Maholm (5-6) S: Hanrahan (19) Trolls 11, Giants 0 W: Brock (8-3) Trolls 6, Giants 1 W: Cordova (6-5) Trolls 3, Giants 2 W: Sherwood (1-1) Giants 5, Trolls 1 L: Novak (4-4) Diamondbacks 3, Trolls 1 L: Maholm (5-7) Diamondbacks 6, Trolls 4 L: Brock (8-4) Diamondbacks 4, Trolls 3 L: Cordova (6-6) Trolls 7, Cubs 3 W: Thornton (5-6) S: Flores (1) Cubs 9, Trolls 7 L: Bonser (2-2) Cubs 5, Trolls 2 L: Maholm (5-8) Trolls 4, Mets 3 W: Bishop (1-1) Mets 7, Trolls 5 L: Willett (1-4) Mets 6, Trolls 1 L: Thornton (5-7) Mets 4, Trolls 1 L: Novak (4-5) NL Central Standings Cubs 54-35 -- Reds 54-38 1.5GB Brewers 42-46 11.5GB TROLLS 41-48 13GB Cardinals 40-48 13.5GB Astros 27-61 26.5GB Minor League Status Altoona Goblins: 41-49, 4th place (12GB), EL South (AA) Indianapolis Demons: 55-36, 1st place, IL West (AAA) Player Statistics C Chance Phillips: .276, 12 HR, 32 RBI, .997 FLD 1B Oliver Kloseoff: .251, 14 HR, 49 RBI, .989 FLD 2B Doctor Manhattan: .291, 12 HR, 38 RBI, .962 FLD SS Yamaury Velez: .223, 8 HR, 30 RBI, .985 FLD 3B Jonathan Maverick: .280, 18 HR, 43 RBI, .960 FLD LF Will Taylor: .290, 16 HR, 45 RBI, .983 FLD CF Caden Daniel: .235, 15 HR, 46 RBI, 1.000 FLD RF Ramirez Jaxson: .228, 16 HR, 40 RBI, 6 SB, 2 CS, .979 FLD SP Sean Brock: 8-4, 4.45 ERA, 1.47 WHIP, 53 BB, 98 K SP Malik Thornton: 5-7, 5.18 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 47 BB, 81 K RP Marcus Bishop: 1-1, 6.10 ERA, 2 holds, 2.13 WHIP, 2 BB, 8 K CP Dontrelle Hanrahan: 1-4, 5.09 ERA, 19 saves, 8 blown saves, 1.39 WHIP, 4 BB, 22 K Green-Leads Trolls Team Rankings Batting Average: .256 (23rd) Runs: 388 (19th) Doubles: 175 (12th) Triples: 26 (t-3rd) Home Runs: 123 (6th) Stolen Bases: 101 (6th) On-Base Percentage: .313 (28th) Errors: 49 (t-9th) Fielding Percentage: .985 (12th) ERA: 4.48 (21st) NL All-Star Voting1 RP Terrell Flores - 6th C Chance Phillips - 3rd*** 1B Oliver Kloseoff - 8th 2B Doctor Manhattan - 7th 3B Jonathan Maverick - 5th SS Yamaury Velez - 7th LF Will Taylor - 6th RF Ramirez Jaxson - 9th 1 Only shows players in top ten in voting ***-2013 National League All-Star

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