Mathias

Good lord, what the fuck is up guys? Like many of you all we grew up, I cant remember the last time I logged in here, I honestly and offer an apology to you guys, I forgot about this website. It doesnt cross my mind anymore but thats more to do with life catching up to me. Where is everyone at now? I failed my polygraph test for US Customs, too honest, I passed the initial test but after the hiring agency looked at my application and compared it to my poly, I admitted to using steroids in my poly but completely forgot to include it on my application. My fault, but life plays itself out, I got a barbacking job but in less than a year I am now the GM of 6 very successful bars in my hometown. We just opened up another bar, its a remodel and a collaboration with a very successful restauranter who owns the space. You guys might like it its called Dirty Sanchez (lol), its a hot dog joint during the day, night club at night, hot girls and all. I have every intention of investing within the company to become part owner, hopefully on our next project. So life is looking up! How are you guys?

What kind of little bitch slides into second base late as fuck intentionally and tries to square up the second baseman and doesn't expect to get his clock straight cleaned the fuck out, little bitch? If that were boxing that motherfucker is going straight to the ropes and the fight is called off. Probably the cleanest punch ever landed in MLB history, btw. Bautista had it coming lmao

Me and my lady last year vs. Atlanta..

Romo for all intensive purposes, is fucking old. He will be 36 next season, you draft Goff, sit his ass for a few years and let Romo pass the torch in 2-3 seasons. Terrance Williams is a big bag of meh, Dez at 50 percent was still being double teamed all game because of our outside options at WR, Treadwell could open it up more for him.

Goff is the pick for the Cowboys. I don't have any interest in PLynch. Assuming Goff isn't there, I entertain trading back a few spots and going WR Treadwell instead.

Who is winning this hilariously terrible division?

RANGAHS

McFadden is guaranteed $200K. Murray, about $20 million more than that. lolEagles

I think a Randle/Draft RB can be more than serviceable behind our line. Randle averaged 4.8 yards per carry and looked damn good every time he had the ball. I trust in Stephen.

Coach of The Year. Don't care what anybody says.

49ers weren't and aren't ever winning SHIT with Colin Kaepernick under center. Or lack thereof. What does he do?

That isn't the brand of football the NFL should put it's name behind. Absolutely terrible.

That isn't the brand of football the NFL should put it's name behind. Absolutely terrible.

Passed my oral board for Border Patrol this morning!!! It was the most intense, emotional thing I've ever done in my life. Just feeling very blessed right now.

If this is the Chandler Parsons Dallas got...

lol

Tyler Seguin named first star of the week by the NHL

CC: Seanbrock Headline: Team Leader @jonmachota: Stephen Jones asked about Rolando McClain halftime speech, said his leadership has been a pleasant surprise. Seems comfortable as a Cowboy @jonmachota: Rolando McClain: "Best thing about this win is that when we came back in the locker room, guys weren't satisfied. We expect to play better."

RT @CollegeGameDay: Coaches Poll: 1 Fla St 2 Alabama 3 Oklahoma 4 Oregon 5 Auburn 6 Ohio St 7 UCLA 8 Mich St 9 So Carolina 10 Baylor Full list http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/7/31/5955157/preseason-college-football-top-25-poll-coaches-usa-today Ohio State shouldn't be there obviously, when is this whole charade going to end?

Pens choked hard last night. Really gave up 3 goals in the final 3 minutes. Spezza's goal was waved off thanks to some utter bullshit. Tyler Seguin doe https://vine.co/v/Oq2mpVJJVOt

Oh my god! 2 good games!!! Let's make Thursday night double headers!!!!!!!

You know he retired to get his life together right? And only came back once he did?

@BenRogers: Not counting Lynch's big 32-yd run, Cows D held him to just 29 yds on 9 carries. Outside of 53-yd pick play, held Wilson to 73 yds passing I'm no math major but that looks like he went nowhere 90% of his carries.

I love Rolando McClain more and more every week. He's just a difference maker out there and his presence on the field just makes us a better team. Also, the man loves football Rolando McClain: "It's football. You play through pain. You play through fatigue. You play through everything. You do it for your team." Rolando McClain: "There aint no key, man. Its just 53 guys together with the same belief that no matter where we go, we can win."

Edit: you might remember him