RANGA+ 1,210 Posted April 30, 2011 (edited) Basically just a summation of my thought process during the Top 10 selections... So it started off with LOLCAROLINAPANTHERS. You just drafted a guy who can't even recall ONE play from his college playbook. Well at least you guys still have hot cheerleaders. And then the Broncos were up on the clock, with Marcell Dareus seeming like the logical pick for their transition to the 4-3. Turns out logic isn't one of their strong suits, with Von Miller being drafted amidst a flurry of tears. Somewhere in a deep, dark corner of Canada, Raz couldn't help but cry as well...but still, they got Von FUCKING Miller, who should be a beast regardless of where he plays. So eventually after all that was cleared up, the Bills were on the clock and everyone was expecting the usual LOLs from this organisation. But lo and behold, they came up good and selected the best DL prospect in the draft. Definitely an A+. Naturally, the Bengals were up next, and their pick has basically been a lock for the past month. Nevertheless, when his name was called, AJ Green looked ready to burst into tears. But not for the same reason as Von Miller. For those that didn't see it: It's like he knew his career was over, before it's even begun...I feel sorry for the guy. http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6120/okayc.png Then came the Cards, who were presented with a wide variety of talent they could choose from. Having more than a few holes on that roster meant they could go a lot of different ways, and still look like they make a good choice. I was hoping they'd pass on Peterson and draft Gabbert, for obvious reasons. However, the bastards didn't pass on him and now their defensive backfield consists of Peterson, DRC, Rhodes and Wilson. LOLNFCWESTQBs. A+ dickheads. I hope you lose every game now for not drafting a Quarterback. With my anger at the Cards slowly subsiding, Cleveland were still on the clock and there were rumours that this would be an ideal trading spot for a few teams. But I don't think anyone would have guessed that the Falcons would have given up their first, second and fourth rounders this year, on top of their first and fourth NEXT year to move up 20 odd spots and draft Julio Jones. Don't get me wrong, the dude is a baller and will make for a deadly tandem with White, but when you give up everything apart from your left testicle to draft someone, you gotta question the decision-making process. http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/573/hideyokids.png Following a move that totally shifted the nature of this draft, the 49ers were now on the clock. I know that Bay and me were hoping for either Quinn or Prince at this spot, with the preference being to trade down and grab someone later. But alas, just like with last year's draft it seems the entire organisation came together and asked themselves "how can we piss Ranga off the most?" At first I was like: But then after I calmed down a bit I was like: So I say FUCK YOU, you guys failed. I was reasonably pissed off, but not as much as I would have been if we had drafted some tool like Gabbert or Fairley. After that disappointment I needed something to lift my spirits, and as if on cue the Titans came through bigtime. Jake Locker at #8? Really?? REALLY?!?! "LMAOTITANSFOREVER", says Ranga sitting on his armchair, 5000 miles away I know nobody here cares about the Cowboys so I'll just skip them. Just playin This was a solid pick IMO. Smith is a flat out beast and he definitely has the skillset to be a solid LT in the long-run. It will be interesting to see if the Cowboys slot him in on the left to start with or let him slowly get used to the NFL game at RT, before moving him over next year. Aaaaand so we've come to the final pick of the Top 10. The Redskins traded down in an uncharacteristically smart move. A wise decision considering they didn't have a 2nd or 3rd rounder this year at the start of the draft. This meant that the Jags traded up to select the ONE, the ONLY...BLOL GABBERT!!! I only have question... Edited April 30, 2011 by RANGA 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barracuda 629 Posted April 30, 2011 TOP 10? DO MORE I LOVE IT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RANGA+ 1,210 Posted April 30, 2011 thanks...takes a while though And some of the pics aren't showing up....WHHYYYYY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted April 30, 2011 hahahahahaha, nice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RANGA+ 1,210 Posted May 1, 2011 hahahahahaha, nice Hahaha...I just had to find a way to fit in LMAOTITANSFOREVER in there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites