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SOURCE: Barstool Sports Killing Bin Laden.....having a super-sexy secret police unit of sexpot models? Hmmmm......advantage.......Putin.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Wait....wait.....hold on....almost done...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: One more for the road......

SOURCE: CFT SOURCE: CBS Sports

SOURCE: CFT Ah. Gotta love the NCAA disciplinary system. Sell your jersey? Get 4 game suspension. Violate some federal laws? Go to your room without desert and think about what you did.

Really? You don't see other jackhorns getting criticized for being classless dicks when they score? Really? So you've never heard people call T.O. a douche? Or Chad Johnson? Or guys who celebrate making a tackle 12 yards down-field? You've got be kidding me, a complete moron, or live in a fucking cave. I'll let you decide. But to sit here and say other players do what Desean does and nobody says anything is about the most fucking ridiculous thing ever printed on this site. Jackson has done this "look at me" routine since he was in college and one of the most infamous moments in the recent history of the U.S. Army All-American game involves Jackson being a fucking showboating clown and costing his team a touchdown. But yeah...he's a humble guy who respects the game and his opponents. Right. The only thing funny here is your pathetic defense for him. You run through a litany of things he does that qualify him to be the dean of Douche University and then wonder why people call him a douche. Good defence, councellor. "Gee, Your Honor. Just because my client has punched his pregnant wife, and stabbed a guy, and pulled a gun on another doesn't really make him a violent person. I frankly find the notion funny actually." Packers Dynasty 2010. Attacking common sense and logic since 2010.

Looks like they want to create a Vikings version of Patriot Place.

You, sir, are a motherfucking poster on the motherfucking Internet. You are an elite member of society's finest, most intellectual citizens. As FDR once said: speak in all caps and carry a keyboard.

If Petrucci shit on a cracker, BWare would eat it and proclaim it's the greatest fudge ever made.

What does an announcer SCREAMING through the headset have to do with exciting? WHAT IF I STARTED TYPING IN ALL CAPS IN EVERY SINGLE THREAD? WOULD THAT MAKE ME AN EXCITING POSTER?! HUH? WOULD IT?! WOULD IIITTTTT?!?!

Beck Morello Slash EVH

Clapton Angus (really, really, really hard to choose) Hammett Buckethead

SOURCE: KFAN SOURCE: NFL.com

This is fucking stupid. So in order to be a douche he has to have off-field problems now? Sorry, I missed that memo that Webster's sent out defining the word douche. Don't tell me who I'm allowed to dislike and/or why.

As if FOX telecasts didn't suck enough already.... SOURCE: NFL.com

This. Randy Moss did a TON of charity work, especially with kids. How's his public perception these days?

Still of the Night was a much better, if lesser known, Sykes Whitesnake solo.

Now Minneapolis decides to get in the mix. SOURCE: Minneapolis Star Tribune

Sykes

OK. We'll just pretend that they're two different bands that play different types of music and two guitarists that play different styles. None of that is important or relevant. The important thing is you haven't obviously spent two and half weeks dwelling on this issue.

Portnoy FTW. Errr....ummm...Petrucci.

The Wylde Man.

Image of the Day: "Exploding Black Holes -- More Energy in a Second than the Sun in a Billion Years" Where we are in the galaxy SOURCE: Universe Today

Another sign that the deal is immanent, the Star Tribune reported the Vikings are going to up their contribution from 33% to 40% which makes several stadium opponents quite happy. It will have a roof. Whether it's retractable or fixed is the issue. The state wants a roof because they want other events there and the Vikings want a retractable roof. One reason is because the Wilfs want to get an MLS team.