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and it didn't even need to air on pornhub, nah this shit was live. How many games do you think he loses for this? Does anyone else suffer punishment? Keep in mind Garrett has already been ejected from a game this season for throwing a punch at Delanie Walker. My honest opinion: Garrett gets suspended 4 games for this. Not that I don't defend him for trying to protecting himself, it's just a case of unreasonable force. Mason should also be suspended the same number of games Garrett gets for instigation. He won't, but if he doesn't see a fine he's gonna get worse when the Steelers and Browns play each other again in two weeks. Pouncey should get a game for throwing punches and kicks at Garrett when he's down and incapacitated. Lastly Ogunjobi gave Rudolph a late shove, but that's all he did, and in a big scrum like that, I don't think he should get anything other than a fine, if that.

As I am sure some of you have been told, we have a new forum today. Many of you remember the old No Holds Barred where things got hairy, crazy, and lord knows what. We hope it'll be different this time. We've started with making restrictions on getting in, and we've made it invisible to all members without access. The reason for this is because anything goes in that forum, and in that forum alone. You have to have a certain level of maturity to handle the stuff in there, and keep it in there. People who wish to get into NHB must get past 3 obstacles. 1. Applicants must prove themselves to be 18 or older. This is our first attempt at a maturity clause, if you're this old you can legally handle anything that will posted in there. So scan your driver's license, or some sort of identification to prove your age. I'm sure there's some privacy issues there, but if you have a facebook account, it's not like corporations or anyone doesn't have everything they already need on you. 2. Applicants must have been on TGP for at least one year. This is to make sure that you know the guys on the site well enough to handle their ribbing, because it'll be a lot worse in NHB. 3. Applicants must have a majority of the upper staff (4 of 6) accept them. This is just so we can make sure there won't be some serious trouble, most of the people who pass the first two obstacles are in good standing with us and can get in pretty easily. This is to make sure people we know aren't mature enough to handle NHB, don't get in even if they make both prior requirements. That should be everything, so if you want in, start applying.

It's that time of year again, Mock Draft season. With the draft just two weeks away, I thought it'd be prudent to make a mock of my own. I'm probably going to be incredibly wrong, but all mocks tend to be. This is just for funsies after all. In any case, let's just jump right in. 1. Cleveland Josh Allen, QB, Wyoming So let’s get started with the obvious. The Browns are stupid, and their new GM lusts over the QBs with no talent other than freakishly big arms. Sounds like a match made in heaven for a QB who does nothing but look good in shorts. Allen makes the Browns think they’ve got their franchise QB, only to be disappointed in a few years when the most he can do is put on a good JaMarcus Russell impression. 2. New York Saquon Barkley, RB, Penn State The Giants are gonna dance with the highest player on their board, rather than take a shot at a franchise QB. The Giants haven’t had a real running game since Brandon Jacobs and Ahmad Bradshaw left, trying to make things work with a pile of dung in the backfield. Barkley has hall of fame potential and is slated to become an immediate threat. After seeing the Cowboys and Jags make the playoffs after drafting a talented back early, I’m sure the Giants are thinking they can do the same thing. 3. New York Sam Darnold, QB, USC The Jets made a monster trade in an attempt to get their franchise QB, but I’m sure they weren’t expecting Sam Darnold to still be sitting here. He’s got his fair share of question marks, but which QB in this class doesn’t? He’s got the look of a classic QB, but he’s definitely a project, and the Jets might be gun shy since the last time they traded up for a USC QB they got Mark Sanchez. Still, this is the FO that fell in love with Hackenburg so… J E T S, SUCK SUCK SUCK. 4. Cleveland Minkah Fitzpatrick, CB, Alabama With their QB out of the way, and Saquon off the board, the Browns are going to look to the defense. I could see them considering Bradley Chubb pretty strongly here, but the Browns big problem last year was getting burned on deep passes and failing to stop key receivers in the red zone. Minkah is a guy who can do it all on the defense, whether you want to single him up on tight ends like Gronkowski, or put him on number one receivers like Antonio Brown, he can match up well against any threat the offense puts out there. 5. Denver Bradley Chubb, DE, North Carolina State Losing DeMarcus Ware is still a loss this Broncos team hasn’t compensated for, and with the sudden investment in Case Keenum and the Paxton lynch project still in progress, I don’t honestly see the Broncos making a move for a QB in the early rounds this year. Chubb gives the Broncos another talented pass rusher on par with Von, and another junkyard dog to give this defense the bite that it’s been letting go over the past couple of seasons. 6. Buffalo (From IND): Josh Rosen, QB, UCLA (Trade, 6th overall for 12th and 22nd overall) The first trade of this mock, because teams get wild about trades. The Bills are not going to go into 2018 with AJ freaking McCarron as their starting QB. Once they see that the Broncos aren’t going to grab their guy, they feel the need to trade up to keep pace. The way they see it, they were a playoff team last year, and they want to continue that success. The Colts are content to trade down, trust that Luck will be healthy and build the team around him first and foremost. Meanwhile the Bills grab the best QB available, who may have some character concerns, but he can be woke as he wants to be in Buffalo. 7. Tampa Bay Derwin James, SS, Florida State The Bucs used free agency to fix their pass rush problem, since they were certain that they wouldn’t be able to get Chubb, and they didn’t feel any other option was viable to pick this early on. So this pick is designed to fill their other holes, mostly their weak secondary play in general. 8. Chicago Roquan Smith, ILB, Georgia The best way to help a young QB is giving him a good defense. Roquan provides leadership, and a nice one two punch with Danny Trevathan in the middle of their defense to cover all aspects of the field. It’s almost like having Brian Urlacher back there again, and the Bears just aren’t the Bears without an all star middle linebacker. 9. San Francisco Quenton Nelson, OG, Notre Dame I think this is a little early for a guard, but John Lynch has shown that he’s willing to subvert convention if it means he can get a talented player under lockdown. Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn’t, but Nelson is a highly sought after prospect, and considering the 49ers woes on the offensive line, a player like Nelson instantly improves the bunch. 10. Oakland Vita Vea, DT, Washington Khalil Mack can do it all his own, but he’d be even better if he didn’t have to. Vita Vea is a giant buttplug and he’s gonna make Mahomes, Rivers, Keenum and whoever else ends up playing constipated in fear. The best way to neutralize a star pass rusher is only pass when needed, and Vita Vea is going to make passing a necessity for the Raiders’ opponents. 11. Miami Baker Mayfield, QB, Oklahoma It sounds like Adam Gase is ready to give up on the Tannehill project, and try to build his own ‘Patriots way’. And in order to do that, he needs a QB he can mold into his perfect weapon. I don’t know if Mayfield is that guy, but he definitely has the potential to be, and Gase can utilize that giant chip on his shoulder. 12. Indianapolis (from BUF): Denzel Ward, CB, Ohio State (Trade, 12th and 22nd overall for 6th overall) The Colts spent two early picks on the secondary last year, but it’s still a major concern for them. Getting a complement to Hooker and Wilson on the back end is going to improve their pass defense tremendously, and might help them look a little legitimate for once. 13. Washington Harold Landry, OLB, Boston College The Skins have a lot of holes on their team, and may just decide the best way to fix those holes is hide them with a dynamic playmaker. By adding Landry to their pass rush repertoire they can force turnovers and ease the load on their new Alex Smith led offense. 14. Green Bay Mike Hughes, CB, Central Florida Tramon Williams, Quinton Rollins, Kevin King, and a bunch of UDFA’s. That’s what the packers are working with at CB this year. You can’t compete with the NFC North’s receivers with table scraps, and table scraps are all Green Bay has right now. Hughes gives the Packers a physical corner to fight with the physical receivers in the North. 15. Arizona Mike McGlinchey, OT, Notre Dame If the Cardinals are serious about the Bradford experiment, they need to keep him upright. Lacking in a real LT, they go mining in the Notre Dame pipeline and hope to strike gold like the Ravens did with Ronnie Stanley and the Cowboys did with Zack Martin. 16. New England (From BAL): Tremaine Edmunds, LB, Virginia Tech (Trade, 16th overall for 23rd and 63rd overall) The Patriots are severely lacking in talent along their front seven. Most of it is Belichick’s fault for letting go of Jamie Collins, but he has a chance to get a new Collins with Tremaine Edmunds. He has great instincts and great athletic specs to strike in the NFL. Meanwhile the Ravens get to trade down and accumulate more value, as they are wont to do. 17. Los Angeles Maurice Hurst, DT, Michigan The Chargers already have Joey Bosa and Melvin Ingram, but why not bolster their pass rush even further with a guy like Hurst? Consider Liuget is spending the first few games of the season on PED suspension, it’s better to just get an immediate upgrade and cut ties with the dead weight Liuget. 18. Indianapolis (From SEA): Calvin Ridley, WR, Alabama (Trade: 18th and 141st overall for 22nd and 67th overall) The Colts have the trade capital to move around, and figure this is the optimal time to jump up and grab Ridley, jumping over the Cowboys who just recently released Dezly. Ridley and Hilton give the Colts a nice 1 2 punch at receiver, and forces defenses to match speed with speed against them, and can make catches under duress. 19. Dallas Marcus Davenport, DE, UTSA While the Cowboys don’t get a Dez replacement, they do add to their pass rush group. Taco Charlton hasn’t quite been what they hoped from him, and he could still develop, but there’s no harm in having three very good pass rushers on the same squad. He’s going to need time to develop as well, but he’ll be a force as a rotational guy early in his career. 20. Detroit Derrius Guice, RB, LSU GET DOWN AND SLAM, IF YOU WANT TO JAM. Guice is gonna ball out for the Lions, maybe. Probably. Now that I mocked him here he’s gonna bust. Ah well. If all things went as planned, Guice would be a dominant force the Lions. 21. Cincinnati Da’Ron Payne, DT, Alabama It feels like every year Alabama has a DT come out to high acclaim and then they never do anything. Much like the Bengals… guess this is a match made in heaven. Payne should provide a good complement to Geno’s game, taking up blocks so Geno and the linebackers can make plays inside. 22. Seattle (From IND, From BUF): Connor Williams, LT, Texas (Last Trade 22nd and 67th overall for 18th and 141th overall) It feels like every year the Hawks are in a position to draft players to protect their MVP caliber QB, but they never go ahead and do so. Not this time, Connor Williams falls into their laps and they are gonna snatch him up. 23. Baltimore (From NE, From LAR): Will Hernandez, LG, UTEP (Trade: 23rd and 63rd overall for 16th overall) With Yanda getting healthy this year, and Ronnie Stanley improving each season, adding another pro bowl caliber lineman is going to take the Ravens places. They may still be stuck with Joe Flacco at QB, but they were a tiebreaker away from the postseason last year and could make a lot of noise if they sneak into the dance. 24. Carolina Josh Jackson, CB, Iowa I didn’t know if I should have made a stupid pick for the Panthers or not now that Hurney is back as their GM. Still, I think Jackson is a great pick for their defense since they are severely lacking in a real number one corner. 25. Tennessee Leighton Vander Esch, LB, Boise State Tennessee should just be able to put him in the middle of his defense and have him make plays all over the field. There’s a good chance he could be the next Keith Bulluck for them, and they should be pretty excited to have this guy fall into their laps. 26. Atlanta Taven Bryan, DT, Florida Taven has a lot of potential, and I’m sure Dan Quinn is salivating at the chance to add a playmaker like him to his defense. He’s incredibly raw, but cooked right and the Falcons defense is gonna be a metaphor worth making. 27. New Orleans Lamar Jackson, QB, Louisville I had considered having a team trade up above New Orleans to try and snag Lamar, but I don’t think any interested parties necessarily had the fuel to make the play, or had already grabbed a guy in the first. Lamar needs some time to catch up to the speed of the game, and learning under Brees can only be a boon to his development. He’s not going to start immediately, but when he does, he’ll be ready with a slew of talent to work with on the offense. 28. Pittsburgh Ronnie Harrison, SS, Alabama While he won’t be the second coming of Troy Polamalu, he’s going to be a major impact on the Steelers defense, and a massive improvement over the garbage they had last year. He’s a natural leader, has great instincts and should put some fire in a lax Steelers defense that fell asleep against Blake fucking Bortles. 29. Jacksonville D.J. Moore, WR, Maryland The loss of the two Allens and Marcedes means the Jags are a little thin on weapons for their offense. Marquise Lee and the rest of their corps is acceptable, but without anyone spectacular to divert top corners they don’t have the option to make the offense easier on Leonard Fournette. Moore should make magic happen for their squad. 30. New York (from MIN): Isaiah Wynn, OG, Georgia (Trade: 30th overall for 34th and 139th overall) The Giants added Nate Solder in free agency, but they’d be remiss if they thought that was all they needed to fix their offensive line, especially since they let their previous best lineman walk to Arizona. Other than LT and C, they still need to fill the other spots with talented players, so Wynn immediately slots in as a starter. Meanwhile Minnesota gets a bit more ammo to play with, and can take a player who falls further. 31. New England Jaire Alexander, CB, Louisville The Pats are able to use their second first rounder, stay put and get a corner who they think can do serious work for them. They need a replacement for Malcolm Butler, and an aggressive spark plug like Jaire will pair well with Stephon Gilmore. 32. Tampa Bay (from PHI): Billy Price, C, Ohio State (Trade: 32nd overall for 38th overall and a 2nd round pick next year) The Bucs anticipate the Colts and Browns ahead of them will be investing their second round picks on offensive linemen, and want to ensure they get their guy ahead of them. Price gives the Bucs offensive line a real leader and a force in the middle to handle the interior pass rush that they were simply lacking. If Jameis is going to continue to be the franchise QB, they need to keep him safe, and a smart centre calling protections is definitely going to help immensely.

8. 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers vs. 72. 1969 Minnesota Vikings 25. 1996 Green Bay Packers vs. 40. 1995 Dallas Cowboys 9. 1976 Oakland Raiders vs. 56. 1986 Chicago Bears 24. 1992 Dallas Cowboys vs. 41. 1997 Denver Broncos Sorry it's been so long since I updated this, I've been sick as a dog lately and completely out of it. I'll be closing the day 1 polls soon, so if you haven't voted in that one yet, be sure to vote in this one. We've got a lot of tough matches here today.

Another day, another set of polls. I think 48 hours is a reasonable amount of time to run these. Here are the matches for today: 57. 1974 Oakland Raiders vs. 72. 1969 Minnesota Vikings 40. 1995 Dallas Cowboys vs. 89. 2009 Minnesota Vikings 56. 1986 Chicago Bears vs. 73. 1990 Buffalo Bills 41. 1997 Denver Broncos vs. 88. 2009 Indianapolis Colts

Another day, another round of polls. Your matchups for today are: 61. 1998 Minnesota Vikings vs. 68. 1984 Miami Dolphins 36. 2011 New York Giants vs. 93. 2015 Carolina Panthers 52. 2016 New England Patriots vs. 77. 2001 St. Louis Rams 45. 2015 Denver Broncos vs. 84. 2013 Denver Broncos

Here are today's polls for everyone. 60. 1997 Green Bay Packers vs. 69. 1975 Dallas Cowboys 37. 1993 Dallas Cowboys vs. 92. 2012 San Francisco 49ers 53. 1970 Baltimore Colts vs. 76. 1999 Jacksonville Jaguars 44. 2005 Pittsburgh Steelers vs. 85. 2006 San Diego Chargers

Let the country burn. Burn it to the ground.

AFC East: It's the Dolphins division to lose, think the tank job worked perfectly for them, and they're going to prey on the garbage that is the AFC East. AFC North: The Ravens are the likely favourites to take over the division, but I think the Steelers defense makes them just as threatening, and the blueprint to handle the one dimensional Ravens is there. Control the pace of the game and they can never catch up. Ravens and Steelers make the postseason. AFC South: The Titans didn't get worse, and more time with the squad means Tannehill should gel with his team enough to walk through the division. The Texans are collapsing fast, the Colts are trying to rely on an ancient QB but have a decent squad around him, and the Jags are tanking, but are bound to steal a few wins here and there. AFC West: Chiefs should sweep through the division with ease, The Chargers are all set for another high pick this season, the Raiders are bound to collapse, and the Broncos look poised for a wildcard spot, but seem apt to blow it. At least there's a 7th spot this season. NFC East: Cowboys are going to crash hard, this will be between the mediocre Eagles, and the Giants (only if Daniel Jones can take a big step forward). Give me the Eagles. NFC North: Aaron Rodgers may hate his life, but the Packers are still the best team in the division by a wide margin. Vikings should slot into a playoff spot as a wildcard though. NFC South: The most interesting division since the QB landscape has changed so drastically. Brady is washed, but he can still use that brain of his to eke a few victories the Bucs wouldn't have gotten otherwise. The Falcons are a agent of chaos and will finish between 7-9 wins. Who knows what to expect from the Panthers with Teddy Bridgewater, and we're still waiting for Drew Brees to fall off that cliff. I think the Saints have one last year of success, but they'll fall early in the postseason. NFC West: This is between the Seahawks and 49ers again, as long as Russell Wilson is Dangeruss. The 49ers have the offensive capacity and stout defense to go toe to toe with every team in the league, they just need to develop a killer instinct to shut teams down. I could see the Cardinals as a potential surprise playoff team with the addition of DeAndre Hopkins. It's not like David Johnson was doing anything for them anymore. AFC: 1. Chiefs 2. Titans 3. Ravens 4. Dolphins 5. Steelers 6. Broncos 7. Colts NFC: 1. Saints 2. 49ers 3. Packers 4. Eagles 5. Seahawks 6. Vikings 7. Falcons Wildcard Round: Colts > Titans 30-27 Ravens > Broncos 40-0 Dolphins > Steelers 22-20 Seahawks > Eagles 28-20 Packers > Vikings 17-14 OT 49ers > Falcons 31-20 Divisional Round: Seahawks > Saints 37-31 49ers > Packers 40-20 Ravens > Dolphins 28-12 Chiefs > Colts 30-27 OT Championship Round: 49ers > Seahawks 24-20 Chiefs > Ravens 38-28 Superb Owl Chiefs > 49ers 31-30

The matches for the second round are: 1. 1984 San Fracisco 49ers vs. 64. 1992 San Francisco 49ers 32. 2019 Kansas City Chiefs vs. 33. 2017 Philadelphia Eagles 16. 1986 New York Giants vs. 49. 1971 Dallas Cowboys 17. 1987 Washington Redskins vs. 81. 2004 Pittsburgh Steelers

I really hate drafting a WR early, but Jeudy looks like the best of the bunch to me, so I hope it works out. If Fant can develop we have a pretty strong group of starters at the skill positions.

The Las Vegas Raiders select: Solomon Kindley, OG, Georgia and Bryce Hall, CB, Virginia

Somewhere with half decent weather, like Minnesota or Green Bay.

My choices this time around are. 1984 49ers > 1992 49ers Winning a super bowl is a big plus, but the 1984 squad was dominant on both sides of the ball, going 15-1 and marching their way to a super bowl victory over an incredible Dolphins squad. The 92 squad just didn't have the same intensity on the defensive side of the ball, despite similar stats. 2017 Eagles > 2019 Chiefs This one was a really difficult decision to make. I think Patrick Mahomes is a cheat code unto himself, and pretty much equalizes any disparity there might be between squads. However I think the Eagles defense can really harass him, at least enough for their incredible offense to make serious dents on the Chiefs squad, who only got to face one threat teams in the postseason. 1971 Cowboys > 1986 Giants The very best of the Parcells' Giants teams, they could win without a QB, which is exactly what they needed to do. Joe Morris was a workhorse, and Lawrence Taylor with the rest of that defense went off. unfortunately, the Cowboys defense was incredible too, and Roger Staubach has a higher capacity in tight games than Phil Simms ever had. 2004 Steelers > 1987 Redskins The Redskins won this one on a strike shortened season, so there was a lot of chicanery afoot. I think they were a good squad, but the 04 Steelers were dominant on defense, and had a powerful run game to rely on, while the Redskins got by on their trench play. I think it'd be close, but give me those Steelers.

Well, we've made it to the second round after eliminating 32 wannabe contenders. Now the real titans of the tournament are going to be showing up.

Hey guys, the offseason is a total drag, and this offseason might be even more of a drag than usual since there isn't even any basketball or hockey to stem the tides. So I'm starting up a new tournament to pass the time. A single elimination, 96 team tournament, to determine which team was the greatest of all time. In the Super Bowl era anyway, it was way too easy to have dynasties in 12 team leagues. The rules for qualification were pretty simple, all super bowl winning teams automatically got a berth, and automatically received the top 54 seeds. After all, winning a championship is the goal of every great team. I randomized the seeding order for those teams, so some of the really good ones didn't get a first round bye. From there I put in some at large teams. 10 didn't feel like quite enough, I was leaving out teams with 14+ wins in the regular season, so I expanded to include all of those, along with some more at larges that I picked based off of other factors. In the end, I came up with a 96 team bracket. https://challonge.com/xg209bla I'll be putting up polls shortly for the first round, I'll try to close them in a timely manner, but we'll see how results shake out.

Polls are now closed, the 83 Redskins, 04 Patriots, 01 Patriots and the 14 Patriots are moving on.

62. 1978 Dallas Cowboys vs. 67. 1983 Washington Redskins 35. 2004 New England Patriots vs. 94. 2019 Baltimore Ravens 51. 2001 New England Patiots vs. 78. 2002 Oakland Raiders 46. 2014 New England Patriots vs. 83. 2005 Seattle Seahawks It's the Patriot special this week. Stupid freaking dynasties. Vote away, chums.

Alright, going to close this one up as well. Be sure to vote in day 7 and day 8.

Here are the matchups for today: 58. 1968 Baltimore Colts vs. 71. 1994 Dallas Cowboys 39. 1979 Pittsburgh Steelers vs. 90. 2010 Pittsburgh Steelers 55. 1967 Oakland Raiders vs. 74. 1998 Atlanta Falcons 42. 2013 Seattle Seahawks vs. 87. 2007 New England Patriots And here are the some tiebreakers as well: 1998 Minnesota Vikings vs. 1984 Miami Dolphins 2011 New York Giants vs. 2015 Carolina Panthers

59. 1976 Minnesota Vikings vs. 70. 1990 San Francsico 49ers 38. 1983 L.A. Raiders vs. 91. 2011 Green Bay Packers 54. 2018 New England Patriots vs. 75. 2011 New England Patriots 43. 1980 Oakland Raiders vs. 86. 2019 San Francisco 49ers It's the last set of matches for the first round! Who will come out on top?

and closed. The 79 Oilers, 66 Packers, 04 Eagles and 07 Giants will be moving on.

Here are the matches for today: 63. 1979 Houston Oilers vs. 68. 1981 Dallas Cowboys 34. 1966 Green Bay Packers vs. 95. 2000 Tennessee Titans 50. 1968 New York Jets vs. 79. 2004 Philadelphia Eagles 47. 2007 New York Giants vs. 82. 2005 Indianapolis Colts

This is the 2005 Seahawks, with Shaun Alexander and Matt Hasslebeck