Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted April 7, 2011 (CNN) -- Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store. If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department. Police, along with the Singerly Fire Co. and the Cecil County paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m. There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said. It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said. Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said. http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryland.toilet.prank/index.html?hpt=T2 Of all the toilets in all of the stores in the country... A toilet in a wal-mart would be at the very bottom of my list of toilets to get stuck to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted April 7, 2011 My god, my life is complete. This prankster is a genius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Titanswin472 29 Posted April 7, 2011 I would hate to have been the doctor at the hospital because I wouldn't have been able to take the seat off cause I would have been laughing too hard.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangy 19 Posted April 7, 2011 AIDS AIDS AIDS GET THAT PERSON CHECKED OUT 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted April 7, 2011 So, what did you do today, honey? > Oh... Nothing out of the ordinary. Just detached a toilet seat from a mans buttocks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funnygunny 521 Posted April 8, 2011 well if we're all telling bad jokes, then i guess he found himself in a....sticky situation. HAHAHA. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted April 8, 2011 *throws tomato at funny* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rzb+ 367 Posted April 8, 2011 well if we're all telling bad jokes, then i guess he found himself in a....sticky situation. HAHAHA. Yea, I suppose he was caught with his pants down. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted April 8, 2011 Looks like he just got *takes of shades* shit-canned. BOO THIS MAN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
