Stupid shit you thought when you were a kid

[CARDINAL 205]

I got my first condom in a truck stop bathroom vending machine. Thought it was glow in the dark candy.

 

This is a lie!

[Guest Phailadelphia]

I used to think the less you used the muscles the more energy they would have to get bigger, so after my grandfather had me and my brother do curls and stuff after baseball practice I would try to use my arms as little as possible.

[Shotgun 442]

I thought getting married would be a good idea.

[housemd 338]

I thought I was good at school..

[Eefluxx 113]

I used to think my older sisters friends were ugly. I realized later they weren't.

 

 

I also used to think Pong was the greatest video game ever invented.

[Thanatos 2,847]

Aaaand then there's this problem......

 

Or this one:

 

[BoneKrusher+ 1,276]

watching adults smoking and thought it was so cool.

 

man was i wrong..