BC 331 Posted August 30, 2011 Think back to when you were a young, naive child, somewhere in the 8-12 range. You were old enough to start thinking macho and feeling invincible, but several years later in your high school years you found out that in reality, you didn't know shit. The more embarassing, the better. I used to believe that a BJ involved urinating in a females mouth. You're up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duck Fallas 209 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought that I would hit a fucking growth spurt like my older brother (he grew 9 inches in one summer). Never happened, I went from 5'5 at 13 years old to 5'7...and never grew another inch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought God was real. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krawnka 282 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought my mother invented Mac N Cheese. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tridentdawgpound 1,043 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought my parents went on summer vacation too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteVo+ 3,702 Posted August 30, 2011 Along the same lines as Sarge, I used to not believe in coincidences, thought everything happened for a reason and all that crap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Piggly Wiggly 960 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought God was real. Same here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought I was smart. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought people cared about my opinions. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought Bob Dole was only in Pepsi commercials... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funnygunny 521 Posted August 30, 2011 Thought the floor was lava and navigated from room to room through the perfect execution of ninja jumps from chairs, beds, sofas and the ceiling. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WindyCitySports 407 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought I was a detective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barracuda 629 Posted August 30, 2011 I thought Dane Cook was funny. (jk I don't think he was around when I was that young, so he was never funny.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted August 30, 2011 When I was like, 2, I was always confused as to how houses and light poles became shorter than the roof of our car when we were driving in it, but then shrunk down again once I got out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JetsFan4Life 542 Posted August 31, 2011 I used to think the moon was following me wherever I went and making faces at me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phins4life 271 Posted August 31, 2011 I used to think that Noah put 2 of every species on earth into a boat, floated above the mountains for 40 days and nights, and then everyone got off and repopulated the earth without enduring the most drastic genetic bottleneck in world history. Aaaand then there's this problem...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaTaS+ 958 Posted August 31, 2011 I used to think girls peed out of their butts. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted August 31, 2011 You mean they don't?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
әightninә. 39 Posted August 31, 2011 I used to think I could fly. Jumped out a tree, and that ended really quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duck Fallas 209 Posted August 31, 2011 I thought that atheists were all gay, rapists and Satan worshipers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriots2994 43 Posted October 12, 2011 I thought we should go to war in the Middle East right after 9/11. I pulled a complete 180 on that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themush 13 Posted October 12, 2011 Didn't think condoms were worth the $3.00. Ask my 24 year old kid if they are or not.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phins4life 271 Posted October 13, 2011 I thought we should go to war in the Middle East right after 9/11. I pulled a complete 180 on that. I don't think there were many people who didn't want war right off the bat. It's a patriotic response...not stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
badgers 380 Posted October 18, 2011 When I was like, 2, I was always confused as to how houses and light poles became shorter than the roof of our car when we were driving in it, but then shrunk down again once I got out. Mine is semi-related... When we would drive in the car, (at around age 3-4) I would always wonder why we were moving as fast as the sun/moon in the sky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RazorStar 4,025 Posted October 18, 2011 I got my first condom in a truck stop bathroom vending machine. Thought it was glow in the dark candy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites