The WH response to Deathstar petition is awesome

[Guest Phailadelphia]

[Bucman 891]

Haha I read it. Was a pretty awesome response.

[Favre4Ever+ 4,476]

Maybe the one thing they've done right. Amen. lol

[blotsfan 2,112]

Well it they build it to Return of the Jedi standards, the exhaust port is gone.

[Vin+ 3,121]

http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/index.php/2013/01/15/planet-earth-abandons-death-star-project-in-face-of-superior-galactic-imperial-power/

 

 

IMPERIAL CENTER, CORUSCANT – The overwhelming military superiority of the Galactic Empire has been confirmed once again by the recent announcement by the President of the United States that his nation would not attempt to build a Death Star, despite the bellicose demands of the people of his tiny, aggressive planet. “It is doubtless that such a technological terror in the hands of so primitive a world would be used to upset the peace and sanctity of the citizens of the Galactic Empire,“ said Governor Wilhuff Tarkin of the Outer Rim Territories. “Such destructive power can only be wielded to protect and defend by so enlightened a leader as Emperor Palpatine.”

 

Representatives on behalf of the nation-state leader from the unimaginatively named planet refused to acknowledge the obvious cowardice of their choice, preferring instead to attribute the decision to fiscal responsibility. “The costs of construction they cited were ridiculously overestimated, though I suppose we must keep in mind that this miniscule planet does not have our massive means of production,” added Admiral Conan Motti of the Imperial Starfleet.

 

Emissaries of the Emperor also caution any seditious elements within the Galactic Senate not to believe Earth’s exaggerated claims of there being a weakness in the Death Star design. “Any attacks made upon such a station — should one ever be built — would be a useless gesture,” added Motti.

 

[Guest tOSUBUCK3Y3]

Haha this administration is so chill/funny/hip. Too bad its policies fucking fail. What you spent 60 Billion dollars on failed FOREIGN green energy companies? Ohh well I'll let it slide because youre a fucking comedian. Im glad they have the time to be humorous about a stupid fucking death star petition. The funniest part of the whole reply was when they said they are trying to reduce the deficit. Now thats fucking comedy. The people of this country have their priorities fucked up.

[Guest Phailadelphia]

Haha this administration is so chill/funny/hip. Too bad its policies fucking fail. What you spent 60 Billion dollars on failed FOREIGN green energy companies? Ohh well I'll let it slide because youre a fucking comedian. Im glad they have the time to be humorous about a stupid fucking death star petition. The funniest part of the whole reply was when they said they are trying to reduce the deficit. Now thats fucking comedy. The people of this country have their priorities fucked up.

 

TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

[Favre4Ever+ 4,476]

Haha this administration is so chill/funny/hip. Too bad its policies fucking fail. What you spent 60 Billion dollars on failed FOREIGN green energy companies? Ohh well I'll let it slide because youre a fucking comedian. Im glad they have the time to be humorous about a stupid fucking death star petition. The funniest part of the whole reply was when they said they are trying to reduce the deficit. Now thats fucking comedy. The people of this country have their priorities fucked up.

 

A Deathstar should definitely be priority #1. Think of the potential.

[Guest tOSUBUCK3Y3]

Someone has to be real. No one wants to be real. We all wanna be hip. Hang out with celebrities. This President is fucking horrible. I have no time to fawn over him shootin hoops or hangin with jay z or dancing on fucking ellen. Do your fucking job. Barack Obama is the worst employee ever.

[Favre4Ever+ 4,476]

[Duck Fallas 209]

So the government can't be funny? Their job is fucking stressful enough as it is, let them laugh it up a bit. There is no harm in that.

[oochymp 2,393]

So the government can't be funny? Their job is fucking stressful enough as it is, let them laugh it up a bit. There is no harm in that.

especially when they have to respond to a petition that was clearly ludicrous, if they'd given a completely sterile response everyone would have been complaining about their lack of a sense of humor