housemd 338 Posted January 11, 2014 OL Coach: BWareDware. He'll actually coach for at least six other teams throughout the season; hope that's okay. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bucman 891 Posted January 11, 2014 LMFAO. I hope he reads that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FartWaffles 1,857 Posted January 14, 2014 (edited) Per http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/2566/browns-offense Citing conversations with people around the league, NFL Network's Albert Breer says the feeling is the Browns' head-coaching job is viewed as "radioactive." "Tough spot for them," added Breer of the Browns, who were quickly spurned by Patriots OC Josh McDaniels. The Browns have an alleged-criminal owner and kicked Rob Chudzinski aside after one year on the job, also letting outstanding coordinators Ray Horton and Norv Turner leave without a fight. There is no franchise quarterback or running back on the roster. It's not surprising coaches around the league aren't lining up to succeed Chudzinski. Per http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/9276/adam-gase A source tells the Cleveland Plain Dealer that "several colleagues" are warning Broncos OC Adam Gase against taking the Browns' head-coaching job after Rob Chudzinski went one-and-done in Cleveland. There are indications CEO Joe Banner, GM Mike Lombardi, and owner Jimmy Haslam are not "on the same page," per NFL Network's Ian Rapoport. CBS Sports' Jason La Canfora has reported that Gase is the Browns' new primary head-coaching target, after Patriots OC Josh McDaniels turned them down. Gase is not expected to interview for top-job vacancies until after Denver's playoff run. https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/statuses/423194212754919424 At this rate, I think we have a legitimate chance at landing the Browns coaching gig! Edited January 14, 2014 by FartWaffles 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted January 16, 2014 Alex Mack: "Coach...uh....coach Ware? Are we going to review any of our film?" Me: "Well...while we were playing yesterday, I was watching the Ravens." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos 2,847 Posted January 16, 2014 Probly shouldn't tell him one of your teams is the Ravens. Might turn em off, being a divisional rival and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tridentdawgpound 1,043 Posted January 16, 2014 Probly shouldn't tell him one of your teams is the Ravens. Might turn em off, being a divisional rival and all. Yeah, I forgot about that. You're fired, BWare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites