Vin+ 3,121 Posted November 17, 2013 1 A Michigan man has reportedly gone to Internet-ready lengths in order to troll his ex-wife with a daily reminder of his feelings towards her. According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife's daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hills man, identified only as "Alan," allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his daughter Tiffany. He then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife's house. As if that weren't quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark. "Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors," tweeted Lenka Tuohy, "but ew who does that lololol." Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of pissing Tuohy off as well. "ts hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house," she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon. When a friend pointed out that Alan's gesture was making him "look like an idiot," Tuohy concurred: "Like lol someone's not over my momma!" Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors ❤❤❤ but ew who does that lololol #psycho pic.twitter.com/ffE7rjYRfD — Lenka (@LenkaTuohy) November 11, 2013 Update 6:45 p.m.: Detroit sports writer Jeff Moss has identified the owner of the house above as Alan Markovitz, a local legend who owns three Detroit strip clubs and authored a book entitled Topless Prophet: The True Story of America's Most Successful Gentleman's Club Entrepreneur (which is in the process of being turned into a TV series for Cinemax). A previous version of this article referred to the person identified as Tiffany as Markovitz's "girlfriend," but according to Deadline Detroit, she is his daughter from a previous relationship. Here is the relevant paragraph: Markovitz has a 17-year-old daughter from a previous relationship who lives with him. He was married for two years to a woman he met at a friend's birthday party at an Auburn Hills restaurant. But they recently divorced. He said his wife, a native of Slovakia, was cheating on him with someone he knew. She moved in with the guy two days after moving out of the house. "He broke the Man Code. He’s a total freakin’ asshole,” Markovitz says. “Real men don’t do that to another guy." [H/T: Reddit, photos via @LenkaTuohy] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bay 2,003 Posted November 19, 2013 Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duck Fallas 209 Posted November 20, 2013 I farted so loud that my butt cheeks hurt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bucman 891 Posted November 26, 2013 (edited) im retarded Edited November 26, 2013 by Bucman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted November 28, 2013 TGP Radio tonight was a trainwreck. Check out the archives if you haven't yet. Warning: This show may cause extreme cases of LOL. Proceed with caution. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bucman 891 Posted December 3, 2013 Sea Eagle steals camera, takes a few selfies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1me0oxZnWrk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tridentdawgpound 1,043 Posted December 3, 2013 One of my new favorite comedians. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIwPu50Fic 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted December 4, 2013 One of my new favorite comedians. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIwPu50Fic Pretty good. Although, maybe I am odd... but I love watching stand up comedy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bay 2,003 Posted December 4, 2013 Related: saw Jeff Dunham for the time at my Uncle's house. Some of the stuff was pretty good I admit. The Walter puppet was great. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tridentdawgpound 1,043 Posted December 4, 2013 One of my new favorite comedians. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIwPu50Fic Pretty good. Although, maybe I am odd... but I love watching stand up comedy. Same guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vph3LoX6bw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNGz-coRK5w 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted December 4, 2013 I already watched his full comedy routine "New Guy In Town" which is like 45 minutes and where both of those clips are from. He is actually a writer from SNL, which is odd because you really get a strong SNL vibe when listening to him. Or... I do, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteelersNation36 128 Posted December 5, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z04VIhagpko http://kotaku.com/batman-and-iron-man-decided-to-crash-a-wedding-1476747190 Edited December 5, 2013 by SteelersNation36 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vin+ 3,121 Posted December 7, 2013 Dunno if anyone watched/listened to this yesterday, but it is two hours of pure gold. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g87vOg3rgKk 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
