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Here's a game I thought of. Pose a question, next poster gives an answer, regardless of whether they know the answer or not. Then they pose a new question. This thread should supply plenty of humor. I'll start us off.

 

Does God exist? LOL, Can't resist.

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I can do both at once.

 

Does a fish fart in the woods?

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I can do both at once.

 

Does a fish fart in the woods?

 

if it's a gay fish, yes.

 

Where do babies come from?

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The 3rd tier of Hell

 

Two woodpeckers are sitting on your fence and one of them turns to you and yells ''CHALUPA''. How do you respond?

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The 3rd tier of Hell

 

Two woodpeckers are sitting on your fence and one of them turns to you and yells ''CHALUPA''. How do you respond?

 

I assume I'm going crazy and bury a bullet in my skull.

 

Why do people like Radiohead?

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Because they're homosexuals.

 

What is the meaning of life?

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Because they're homosexuals.

 

What is the meaning of life?

 

Life teaches us that pondering questions with no answers is a waste of time.

 

Can you really save 15% by switching to Geico?

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Probably not.

 

Was 9/11 a conspiracy?

 

No, but the Conservatives somehow made oil inflate drastically as soon as Bush took office. That one we can blame on them.

 

Why do people think Dane Cook is funny?

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Because they have the mental capacity of a 5-year old.

 

What do women want?

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Ask Mel Gibson.

 

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Ask Mel Gibson.

 

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Probably a lot..

 

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

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267. I counted.

 

If Bangy tries to fail, and succeeds, which has he done?

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267. I counted.

 

If Bangy tries to fail, and succeeds, which has he done?

 

An :lolbangyfail::D

 

Apparently I sound like the Geico lizard. What famous advert animal with a voice would you be?

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An :lolbangyfail::D

 

Apparently I sound like the Geico lizard. What famous advert animal with a voice would you be?

 

Russel Brand

 

 

Would you rather get killed & eaten by a 11ft 1,400lb Kodiak Bear or a 20ft 5,000lb Great White?

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The great white, I would likely drown before it all was said and done.

 

Why do religious zealots act as they do? Do they really think that their actions are right?

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Because they've been brainwashed and it's all they know.

 

Is it really fair that life is so short?

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On the contrary. Life is too long.

 

There is a red ball with 32 polka dots on it. What color are the stripes?

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Yellow.

 

If Bangy failed in the woods but nothing was around to laugh at it, would it still fail?

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Squirtile, for sure.

 

How fun would be to be a squirrel?

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Not very fun. Being chased by dogs, and probably end up getting hit by a car...

 

Who do you think will win the NCAA Championship? Butler or UConn?

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UConn.

 

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Who would u prefer to fuck, Brittany Spears or Pamela Anderson?

Edited by Rodgers2Driver

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Who would u prefer to fuck, Brittany Spears or Pamela Anderson?

Britney Spears. At least under all that psycho, there is an attractive woman. Pam Anderson is just fugly to the core.

 

 

If you can, why not? (My actual question in the theme)

Edited by Chiabone

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