NaTaS+ 958 Posted July 25, 2013 So I've heard this before and never really heeded it's advice, but never had an issue with it before. Yesterday before work I was at the gym and doing my normal workout. I had a little gastrointestinal stuff going on, but it wasn't major. Just a sick sort of feeling in my stomach. The day was new and I was really feeling the workout. I approach the squat rack and start doing my warm-up reps, increase the load after every set. I feel a little rumble in my stomach as I get into my 2nd full set and I feel a fart approaching. There are people around and it's not abnormal for you to hear some mud trumpets from people lifting so I figure, what the fuck and I let it rip as I rise up. What came out was not air, but pure liquid with a gurgling sound and I immediately feel it running down my leg. I know there are people on equipment behind me and around me and here I am with white compression shorts that go down to almost my knee and grey shorts over them with butt gravy running down my leg. I'm sure someone had to notice as there were people waiting to work in and I had a full load on the bar and couldn't really assess the damage. I rack the weights and turn around to make sure there is nothing on the floor and see a nice brown stain on the visible part of the compression shorts and a nice streak on the back of my leg. I try to wipe my leg real quick with my hand towel and make my way through the gym to the mens locker room. From the free weights to the locker rooms is about 1000ft and down a flight of steps, through the cardio equipment (where all the chicks are) and past the front desk. This walk of shame was the most humiliating experience I've been through. I think I'm going to find another gym for awhile. 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maverick 791 Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) I don't usually "laugh out loud" at things I read on the internet, but this one broke me. That sucks. Home gyms FTW! Edited July 25, 2013 by Maverick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
East495 55 Posted July 25, 2013 I feel ya brutha so....for future considerations everyone! It happens to the best of us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted July 25, 2013 I don't usually "laugh out loud" at things I read on the internet, but this one broke me. That sucks. Home gyms FTW! It's funny, for sure, but I think this is an old joke you can find on the interwebz. I don't think NaTas is serious. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaTaS+ 958 Posted July 25, 2013 This certainly did happen to me. Love to see this scenario represented in a joke on the internet. Sure, sharting has happened to many people - this was my experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted July 25, 2013 This certainly did happen to me. Love to see this scenario represented in a joke on the internet. Sure, sharting has happened to many people - this was my experience. Alright. I thought I'd read it somewhere else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BucD+ 648 Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) oh my god dude...I couldn't help but laugh my balls off reading that bro...but MAN that sucks... I sharted once...long story short...was on the plane to Afghanistan (Deployment to Iraq - had everything on/with me minus kevlar and flak vest) and was having some gastrointestinal stuff going on too. Partly due to nerves and whatever else, but I went to let out a fart....aaaaaand it was a nice wet load of sharting greatness (but not really great at all)...needless to say...some poor steward/stewardess found a nice loaded pair of underwear in the bathroom trash can after the flight. Not as embarrassing as your experience, but hopefully sharing my shartastic experience eases the pain a little for ya man... Edited July 25, 2013 by BucD 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GA_Eagle 595 Posted July 25, 2013 Oh shit. hilarious. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted July 25, 2013 What you did there. I see it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradyFan81 404 Posted July 25, 2013 That's hilarious. Can't imagine having to walk longer than the length of 3 football fields with shit on my shorts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BC 331 Posted July 27, 2013 Damn I NEVER do squats, leg press, or abs unless I have a good feeling stomach. That'll teach you gym farters. I'm an asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
