rzb+ 367 Posted April 1, 2011 Here's a few examples I've found online. Thought we could do some damage with these. Dear Boyfriend, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can. Sincerely, Spider Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Your name is my name too! Sincerely, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FartWaffles 1,857 Posted April 1, 2011 Dear Japan, I'll never attempt a cannonball ever again... Sincerely, Godzilla 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted April 1, 2011 Dear Vince McMahon, WHAT? Sincerely, Stone Cold Steve Austin P.S. And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack_of_Steel+ 3,014 Posted April 1, 2011 Dear Bangy, Please die. Sincerely, TGP 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted April 1, 2011 Dear TGP, I am sticking with the Packers. Sincerely, Bangy P.S ....... APRIL FOOLS!.............. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RANGA+ 1,210 Posted April 1, 2011 Dear Tom Brady, Due to recent mitigating circumstances involving specific levels of hair growth, the flaunting of dance moves that could only be described as interesting and the inclusion of "Ugg Boots" in your wardrobe, we have decided to sack it up and vacate the premises of your body. Sincerely, Your Testicles 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KiLaSix9+ 398 Posted April 1, 2011 Dear creators of Sesame Street, Kids are still fat. Can I come back now? Sincerely, Cookie Monster. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rzb+ 367 Posted April 1, 2011 Dear Al Davis, You haven't RSVP'd to any of my party invites. What's the deal? Sincerely, The Grim Reaper 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweetness34 142 Posted April 1, 2011 some of these are just great Dear Scissors, I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God Dear Noah, It's ok, we caught the train to Hogwarts instead. Sincerely, Unicorns and Dragons Dear Martin Luther King Jr., I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now? Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Favre4Ever+ 4,476 Posted April 1, 2011 Dear Mr. Lidge, For some reason, whenever put into your hands, my children wind up on the other side of the fence and are never seen again. Please stop hurling my babies. Sincerely, Mama Baseball Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoneKrusher+ 1,276 Posted April 1, 2011 Dear Roger Goodell Please quit fucking off and give us our Football Season. ~NFL Fans. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rzb+ 367 Posted April 3, 2011 Dear "The Neverending Stories," Runtime: 94 minutes. Sincerely, Lies Dear Testicles, We don't see the resemblance. Love, Nuts Dear Alcohol, Please continue to make me the best dancer alive. Sincerely, Drunk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwareDWare94 723 Posted April 4, 2011 (edited) Dear Tiger, Stop throwing us when you suck. It hurts. Sincerely, Your extemely expensive golf clubs Dear Christians, Stop misinterpreting me. Sincerely, The Bible Dear Mother Nature, Fuck you. It's really cold here. Sincerely, North Dakota Edited April 4, 2011 by BwareDWare94 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
