CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025 Posted March 18, 2013 Works 74% of the time, All the time. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duck Fallas 209 Posted March 19, 2013 Damn, I just sold my moon shoes last week. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge+ 3,436 Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) Damn, I just sold my moon shoes last week. I think you might have an issue with frosting the tips, too, my folically-challenged friend. Edited March 19, 2013 by Sarge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bay 2,003 Posted March 19, 2013 I love how before I viewed this it had 69 views. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CARDINAL 205 Posted March 20, 2013 Campin, what if your 6 Steps don't work, then what do you suggest wise Sage! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blotsfan 2,112 Posted March 20, 2013 Why Cardinal? Why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CARDINAL 205 Posted March 20, 2013 Why Cardinal? Why? I don't really know what your trying to get at Blots? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CampinWithaMissingPerson 2,025 Posted March 20, 2013 These six steps almost never fail, but if by some insane off chance hell on earth arrives and they don't work, my next move would be slowly tail the hot babe and whenever you can, slip a little rat poison in her food. Just a tad, just enough to get her a little sick, but nothing dangerous. As things progress she'll be sick and can't shake it, she'll go to doctors and they'll be clueless and have no answers. At this point she'll wonder what's wrong with her and if anyone could ever help her. That's where you step in. You immediately stop poisoning her food. After tailing her for so long by now you've had learned her schedule, so post up in the hallway next to her apartment and play the role of a new neighbor. Always be coming and going when she leaves her apartment. Start off with a quick, "Oh hey, new neighbor, nice to meet you." On the next meeting, state, "Hey are you okay? You look like somethings wrong?" She'll mention she's just been feeling sick. That's when you offer her placebo sugar pills. Say it's an old family secret, whenever you had nausea the doctors couldn't heal, your grandmother always gave you her personal old time remedy. Mention it's some old eastern medicine/Asian shit, chicks eat that shit up. But make sure she takes it in front of you, if you give it to her and she doesn't take it immediately. Pressure her into taking it. Forcibly insist even. From then on, she'll obviously get better. Make sure to stay away for awhile. People miss you more when you're not around. Law of attraction. Then finally, two weeks later or so, "run" into her again in the hallway. She'll thank you generously, laugh and tell her you told her so. Mention she owes you one, then leave. Show back up two days later. Get your duct tape, rope, chloroform, and your condoms ready (no evidence.) But to really make this work, you're gonna have to order some Devil's Breath online. It's made in Brazil, and other South American countries. Once you get that, you're set. When you see her again, tell her to take you up on your favor and accompany you to lunch. Take her to Panera Bread, bring up world events and tell her you like her ankle dimples (chicks dig that.) Make sure you buy her lots of coffee. Soon she'll have to go to the bathroom. That's when you pour the Devil's Breath into her coffee. Not too much though, but just enough to get her to accept you inside of her. After she finishes the coffee, tell her you're ready to go, and by then she should be very obedient. After you empty out her ATM account (make sure to stay out of view of camera), you bring her back to your place. Put on the newest Creed album, and tell her you like Creed, but you much prefer their earlier work. By then she should be pretty ready to go. Tell her you guys should take the party to your room, and from then on my friend... you're home free. Just make sure to be easy on her ear. Chicks hate it when you're too rough on their ears. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Turry 755 Posted March 20, 2013 "Yo you got sexy as hell" 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos 2,847 Posted March 20, 2013 "Yo you got sexy as hell" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bucman 891 Posted March 20, 2013 Campin, what if your 6 Steps don't work, then what do you suggest wise Sage! Drugs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OSUViking 505 Posted March 21, 2013 -imagine Campin's backup plan here- Why is it that I feel like Cardinal has done this a few times already? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CARDINAL 205 Posted March 23, 2013 Why is it that I feel like Cardinal has done this a few times already? Viking, why would you think that I would ever do this to a woman? Obviously Campin is joking for most of the stuff that he said! No one normal thinking uses rat poison in the woman's food to get close enough to screw her later on, that's a joke dude! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos 2,847 Posted March 25, 2013 Omg, Cardinal. How are you even allowed on the internet? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CARDINAL 205 Posted March 26, 2013 Omg, Cardinal. How are you even allowed on the internet? What the fuck are you talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OSUViking 505 Posted March 26, 2013 Your sarcasm meter is broken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rzb+ 367 Posted March 27, 2013 Googled the price of Moon Shoes. They're still $30.. fuck that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
