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  1. I got an extender on the 40 and that 40 got a twin...

    1. DonovanMcnabb for H.O.F

      DonovanMcnabb for H.O.F

      well, to be fair, I wasn't exactly quoting Lil Wayne... But it's still hype. lol

    2. Zack_of_Steel

      Zack_of_Steel

      Well, to be fair, all shitty rap sounds the same.

    3. seanbrock

      seanbrock

      Zack, I love you dude (no homo). You could be a professional hater haha

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  2. My doctor said I need a docter, so I called House, now I'm a pill popper.

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    2. BwareDWare94

      BwareDWare94

      Wait a second...are Weezy and Lil' Wayne the same person?

       

      For the record, I'll take Nas. I gotta have good lyrics.

    3. SteelersNation36

      SteelersNation36

      I actually like some his songs, that song isnt even his he's just featured in it, either way the song is dog shit

    4. SteelersNation36

      SteelersNation36

      and by some of his songs i mean "mirror"

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  3. All these dead presidents got me ridin in a ghost!

    1. Bay

      Bay

      A Banshee!

  4. Yea! but i decided to not go. =/

    The current school that im going to currently really crippled me. If I go there next year, I would pretty much have to go back to being a freshmen all over again. Do you go there?

  5. So play wit the pussy or play pussy

    1. Turry

      Turry

      eat the pussy

  6. Im in the club. With thugs.. this must be heaven.

  7. Michigan State University is home to some ugly ass girls...

  8. I would marry Nneka Ogwumike

    1. DonovanMcnabb for H.O.F

      DonovanMcnabb for H.O.F

      I'll marry them both. lol.

    2. Sarge

      Sarge

      Vote for Mitt Romney and you can. OH YEA, I WENT THERE!

       

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  9. they say love's in the air so I hold my breath till my face turns purple.

  10. Met a female dragon, had a fire conversation...

  11. Alright, thanks a ton broham

  12. It was at the All star game this weekend. Towards the end John Wall wanted to bounce the ball towards the floor and do a alley hoop, but Greg Monroe swept in to stop him when everyone else backed away.

  13. times are bad when girls start keeping their facebook and twitter pages more private than their va-jay-jays....

  14. My friends are green guys!

  15. attitude like Katrina with an ass like Serena...

  16. Winter is officially here and boy did it come with a vengeance. I swear it came up to my front door and kicked that bitch down and said "WE IN THIS BITCH!!"

  17. it fucking suck when you can't bring girls into your room cause your roomnate decides to leave his stanky booboo shit smelling hockey gear into the room and leaves it there... >_>

    1. Vin

      Vin

      Try hitting him.

    2. Bay

      Bay

      Violence is not the answer, Vin.

    3. badgers

      badgers

      Tell someone else to hit him.

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  18. I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven... I woke up and spent that on a necklace...

  19. So I decided to take part in this "no shavevember" ish.... Probably wont make it...

    1. Patriots2994

      Patriots2994

      I'm doing it too, but I only manage to grow a half-ass, Dr. House lookin' Beard haha.

    2. Sarge

      Sarge

      Do you guys shave your necks? Some people say that's not really No Shave November if you shave your neck, but fuck that. I'm not gonna ruin my chances of getting laid just to grow hair on my neck, lol.

       

    3. DonovanMcnabb for H.O.F

      DonovanMcnabb for H.O.F

      idk, it hasn't gotten there for me yet. lol. So I can't say, although I probably will shave the little mustache that im growing, it looks too awkward...

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  20. I made myself an ultimatum.... Get money, or go to jail....

    1. Glanvilles Grits

      Glanvilles Grits

      Or, you could do both like most NFL players! Get money AND go to jail! Win/Win! haha

       

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  21. She say she only fucked like 4-5 people, So you know you gotta multiply by 3...

  22. Nah! You got it all wrong! The Train don't go like whoo whoo.. He go like Whooooooooo!

  23. And if life's a bitch, then mine's a gold digger

  24. two glock 40s... Now you got 80 problems.

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